Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
