The anger of losing has yet to pass, it is sadly obvious that I have issues with this game! I have sat back and watched todays games and we have 19 teams fighting for a playoff spot with really the Sons and Rhino's in the drivers seat for first place overall. I'll try to hold back some venom, but you will have to excuse me, I am left dazed and confused with todays 2nd half collapes!
1) Windhoek White Rhinos (W) - Rhino's back to back shutouts must mean Randey is really good or these teams are really bad! One game and then the battle for the number one seed? Anyone notice anything odd with the Rhino's these days?
2) Sons of Anubis (W) - Looks like the Sons are back with what appeared to be a giant dose of the STFU GRiTs, we are sick of losing to you. Carefully planned, the predictions and game of the week had all the luster of a giant Mush job! For those who don't know Mush, go rent the Bronx Tale and get back to me. Usually a rushing team that leads 24-7 at the half wins, but not in this case as we forgot how to execute the concept of blocking and tackling. Nice game Sons, you suck!
3) District 9 Prawns (W) - Not one team in the Lion outside of the Rhino's have even made the Shrimp break a sweat! PP wants to be the number one team in APL which is legitimate, but how do you justify jumping over the Rhino's when they beat you? Your true chance at greatness lies ahead in the playoffs where it is inevitable that the right to face the GRiTs in the Championship will have to go through your nemesis the Rhino's! Let me know a little something about that matchup earlier with the Sons?
4) Carthage Clash (W) - Plain and simple, beat the Predators and you go to the head of class!
5) Nairobi Warthogs (W) - Just laid the smackdown on the Pirgos team and I for one am looking forward to our battle in a few days. Still playing for 1 or 2 seed, this is a team nobody wants to play. MadMustaff has this team striking fear in all of Elephant but did we every figure out what the hell you are doing on this side? Weren't you a Lion team...
6) GRiTs (L) - 41 points let up in the 2nd half was the only thing that separated the GRiTs from sure victory and painful defeat. Not sure what to say here except if we don;'t get our shit together I will be the next Vegas boasting of longest team in APL to have never done anything! The Sons walked right in and took it from us!
7) Sahara Storm (W) - Just doing their thing and winning along the way, but if you look close Rocky has what appears to blood tricking from his lips...This is apparently due to biting down so hard in nervous anticipation of the arrival of the White Rhino's.
8) Swaziland Dachshunds (W) - The most important stretch of the season right now for the Dachshunds, sitting in the 5 hole this team can fall to 8 or probably move up to 3 or 4 for a money game. Here is hoping that you win your last two!
9) Pirgos Warlords (L) - Anyone remember Eddie Murphy when he used to do the Buckwheat impression? Buckwheat, use the word dictate in sentence please? "Hey Darla, come on over here and tell me how my dick taste". Not sure why I thought of this but you might get my drift as to what happened with how the Warthogs took care of business today....
10) Kickin Djibouti (W) - Please explain to me how you can turn the ball over 5 times and only let up 7 points? Seriously, I might just throw the ball every down and forget punting to see how that works out!
Interesting race between the Predators and the Ratels, both sitting at 8-5 with two tough games to play out the string. This one goes down to the wire, but I have to give the edge to EastBoast and the Predators! Can someone file a missing persons report on Forbin, he hasn't been heard from for far too long.
1) Windhoek White Rhinos (W) - Rhino's back to back shutouts must mean Randey is really good or these teams are really bad! One game and then the battle for the number one seed? Anyone notice anything odd with the Rhino's these days?
2) Sons of Anubis (W) - Looks like the Sons are back with what appeared to be a giant dose of the STFU GRiTs, we are sick of losing to you. Carefully planned, the predictions and game of the week had all the luster of a giant Mush job! For those who don't know Mush, go rent the Bronx Tale and get back to me. Usually a rushing team that leads 24-7 at the half wins, but not in this case as we forgot how to execute the concept of blocking and tackling. Nice game Sons, you suck!
3) District 9 Prawns (W) - Not one team in the Lion outside of the Rhino's have even made the Shrimp break a sweat! PP wants to be the number one team in APL which is legitimate, but how do you justify jumping over the Rhino's when they beat you? Your true chance at greatness lies ahead in the playoffs where it is inevitable that the right to face the GRiTs in the Championship will have to go through your nemesis the Rhino's! Let me know a little something about that matchup earlier with the Sons?
4) Carthage Clash (W) - Plain and simple, beat the Predators and you go to the head of class!
5) Nairobi Warthogs (W) - Just laid the smackdown on the Pirgos team and I for one am looking forward to our battle in a few days. Still playing for 1 or 2 seed, this is a team nobody wants to play. MadMustaff has this team striking fear in all of Elephant but did we every figure out what the hell you are doing on this side? Weren't you a Lion team...
6) GRiTs (L) - 41 points let up in the 2nd half was the only thing that separated the GRiTs from sure victory and painful defeat. Not sure what to say here except if we don;'t get our shit together I will be the next Vegas boasting of longest team in APL to have never done anything! The Sons walked right in and took it from us!
7) Sahara Storm (W) - Just doing their thing and winning along the way, but if you look close Rocky has what appears to blood tricking from his lips...This is apparently due to biting down so hard in nervous anticipation of the arrival of the White Rhino's.
8) Swaziland Dachshunds (W) - The most important stretch of the season right now for the Dachshunds, sitting in the 5 hole this team can fall to 8 or probably move up to 3 or 4 for a money game. Here is hoping that you win your last two!
9) Pirgos Warlords (L) - Anyone remember Eddie Murphy when he used to do the Buckwheat impression? Buckwheat, use the word dictate in sentence please? "Hey Darla, come on over here and tell me how my dick taste". Not sure why I thought of this but you might get my drift as to what happened with how the Warthogs took care of business today....
10) Kickin Djibouti (W) - Please explain to me how you can turn the ball over 5 times and only let up 7 points? Seriously, I might just throw the ball every down and forget punting to see how that works out!
Interesting race between the Predators and the Ratels, both sitting at 8-5 with two tough games to play out the string. This one goes down to the wire, but I have to give the edge to EastBoast and the Predators! Can someone file a missing persons report on Forbin, he hasn't been heard from for far too long.
Edited by rjssob on Mar 5, 2010 21:48:48
Edited by rjssob on Mar 5, 2010 21:46:09
