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Nobody is safe, everyone is free game in these rankings...

Nobody is safe in week 9, time to step it up notch....

1) Windhoek White Rhinos (W) - Your 1 day ban has been lifted, back to number one but shit, you guys are boring! This is like golfing with the guy that always keeps it in the fairway while you are hitting into and out of trouble, much more fun! Let Tricon know that I can run the offense for a few games, that should at least get you a game....

2) Sons of Anubis (L) - I don't know about anybody else, but I never saw this one coming. Sons needed some 5 hour energy because the DDingo just stole your baby, I mean undefeated season. Anyone ever see that movie? You can keep your top seat for now, but understand there are a few teams that stand in your way to stay a top dog!

3) District 9 Prawns (W) - Rolling 7's all day long, at least we know the Shrimps can't kick FG's because all they do is score TD's. Anyone from the Boston area, two weeks ago you would have thought we were getting the Storm of the Century, instead we got a steady drizzle, kind of like today!

4) GRiTs (W) - Loss to Carthage was a nice reminder that you can't sleep walk your way through the season, troops have been rallied and called in a few reinforcements and responded with a nice win over the Mounties. Today we tried an off tackle play, who know they worked...

5) Carthage Clash (L) - This is your brain:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1036768
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1036773

This is your brain on Token Boost:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1036772

Any questions....I don't want to hear that your ranking is to high or to low, it is what it is...

6) Nairobi Warthogs (W) - I don't know that you are 10th or 1st, what I do know is you just bundled a very good team and for that I'll stick you at 6 despite your losses to the Clash and Ratels....

7) Pirgos Warlords (W) - Crackers are what every team needs these days! Sons in a few days, no pressure, pretty much makes or breaks your chances at a 1 or 2 seed...

8) Sahara Storm (L) - They say don't kick a man when he is down, but damn .4 YPC! Lion is officially a two team race, everyone else, don't bother game planning or doing anything because Lion is destined to be a Green Bay Fudge Packers reunion....

9) Swaziland Dachshunds (W) - You are officially the Ravens of APL, you win ugly, but you win....Poor Punk, he has fallen down and he is not getting up!

10) Kickin Djibouti (W) - The games best passing offense is clicking even though Jules L. Winnfield keeps both teams in the game! 3 INT's to 3 TD's, got the job done but no worries Hays had a feeling this was going to happen!

10A) Just because every good home needs a rodent, I'll give a shout out to the pesky Ratels, that was a solid victory today!

Eviction Notice Served!

8) Swaziland Semnikati (L) - I'm sorry, we didn't catch your name!

Script Rating


Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 5 ........ 4 ........ 0.519 ........ Sons of Anubis
2 ........ 3 ........ 5 ........ 0.605 ........ Carthage Clash
3 ........ 4 ........ 11 ........ 0.469 ........ Ghost Riders In The Sky
4 ........ 13 ........ 7 ........ 0.519 ........ Pirgos Warlords
5 ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.519 ........ Nairobi Warthogs
6 ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.358 ........ Windhoek White Rhinos
7 ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.494 ........ District 9 Prawns
8 ........ 11 ........ 19 ........ 0.469 ........ Kickin Djibouti
9 ........ 9 ........ 15 ........ 0.444 ........ Rhodesia Ratels
10 ........ 15 ........ 6 ........ 0.370 ........ Sahara Storm
11 ........ 12 ........ 2 ........ 0.407 ........ Swaziland Dachshunds
12 ........ 8 ........ 10 ........ 0.457 ........ Swaziland Semnikati
13 ........ 7 ........ 8 ........ 0.519 ........ The African Predators
14 ........ 10 ........ 13 ........ 0.481 ........ Carthaginian War Elephants
15 ........ 20 ........ 17 ........ 0.556 ........ Uganda Mounties
16 ........ 16 ........ 12 ........ 0.432 ........ African Fever
17 ........ 24 ........ 16 ........ 0.580 ........ Red River Ruminants
18 ........ 14 ........ 14 ........ 0.568 ........ Somalia Warlords
19 ........ 18 ........ 25 ........ 0.519 ........ Asmara Freedom Fighters
20 ........ 28 ........ 26 ........ 0.519 ........ Mauritius Mountain Lions
21 ........ 21 ........ 22 ........ 0.395 ........ Rwanda Headhunters
22 ........ 27 ........ 18 ........ 0.568 ........ Egyptian War Gods
23 ........ 19 ........ 23 ........ 0.543 ........ Nigeria Nightmares
24 ........ 23 ........ 24 ........ 0.494 ........ Tanzania Mountaineers
25 ........ 17 ........ 20 ........ 0.494 ........ Zambezi Silverbacks
26 ........ 29 ........ 32 ........ 0.617 ........ Stolichnaya Siberian Huskies
27 ........ 25 ........ 21 ........ 0.469 ........ Johannesburg Jackals
28 ........ 30 ........ 31 ........ 0.531 ........ Choctaw Cracker Party
29 ........ 26 ........ 27 ........ 0.506 ........ Sahara Sand Monsters
30 ........ 32 ........ 30 ........ 0.494 ........ Tanzania Lumberjacks
31 ........ 22 ........ 28 ........ 0.556 ........ Angola Dream
32 ........ 31 ........ 29 ........ 0.531 ........ Quad Cities Quarantine

Originally posted by rjssob
Script Rating


Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 5 ........ 4 ........ 0.519 ........ Sons of Anubis
2 ........ 3 ........ 5 ........ 0.605 ........ Carthage Clash
3 ........ 4 ........ 11 ........ 0.469 ........ Ghost Riders In The Sky
4 ........ 13 ........ 7 ........ 0.519 ........ Pirgos Warlords
5 ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.519 ........ Nairobi Warthogs
6 ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.358 ........ Windhoek White Rhinos
7 ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.494 ........ District 9 Prawns
8 ........ 11 ........ 19 ........ 0.469 ........ Kickin Djibouti
9 ........ 9 ........ 15 ........ 0.444 ........ Rhodesia Ratels
10 ........ 15 ........ 6 ........ 0.370 ........ Sahara Storm
11 ........ 12 ........ 2 ........ 0.407 ........ Swaziland Dachshunds
12 ........ 8 ........ 10 ........ 0.457 ........ Swaziland Semnikati
13 ........ 7 ........ 8 ........ 0.519 ........ The African Predators
14 ........ 10 ........ 13 ........ 0.481 ........ Carthaginian War Elephants
15 ........ 20 ........ 17 ........ 0.556 ........ Uganda Mounties
16 ........ 16 ........ 12 ........ 0.432 ........ African Fever
17 ........ 24 ........ 16 ........ 0.580 ........ Red River Ruminants
18 ........ 14 ........ 14 ........ 0.568 ........ Somalia Warlords
19 ........ 18 ........ 25 ........ 0.519 ........ Asmara Freedom Fighters
20 ........ 28 ........ 26 ........ 0.519 ........ Mauritius Mountain Lions
21 ........ 21 ........ 22 ........ 0.395 ........ Rwanda Headhunters
22 ........ 27 ........ 18 ........ 0.568 ........ Egyptian War Gods
23 ........ 19 ........ 23 ........ 0.543 ........ Nigeria Nightmares
24 ........ 23 ........ 24 ........ 0.494 ........ Tanzania Mountaineers
25 ........ 17 ........ 20 ........ 0.494 ........ Zambezi Silverbacks
26 ........ 29 ........ 32 ........ 0.617 ........ Stolichnaya Siberian Huskies
27 ........ 25 ........ 21 ........ 0.469 ........ Johannesburg Jackals
28 ........ 30 ........ 31 ........ 0.531 ........ Choctaw Cracker Party
29 ........ 26 ........ 27 ........ 0.506 ........ Sahara Sand Monsters
30 ........ 32 ........ 30 ........ 0.494 ........ Tanzania Lumberjacks
31 ........ 22 ........ 28 ........ 0.556 ........ Angola Dream
32 ........ 31 ........ 29 ........ 0.531 ........ Quad Cities Quarantine

so close yet so far..only 3 more spots to fall!

Pos Score Name
1 1896 District 9 Prawns
2 1203 Windhoek White Rhinos
3 1090 Carthage Clash
4 727 Nairobi Warthogs
5 262 Sons of Anubis
6 126 Ghost Riders In The Sky
7 49 Swaziland Semnikati
8 48 Sahara Storm
9 42 Rhodesia Ratels
10 23 Kickin Djibouti
11 21 Pirgos Warlords
12 19 Red River Ruminants
13 11 Carthaginian War Elephants
14 7 The African Predators
15 5 Swaziland Dachshunds
16 4 African Fever

everyone else negative

Originally posted by OchO_CinCo
Pos Score Name
1 1896 District 9 Prawns
2 1203 Windhoek White Rhinos
3 1090 Carthage Clash
4 727 Nairobi Warthogs
5 262 Sons of Anubis
6 126 Ghost Riders In The Sky
7 49 Swaziland Semnikati
8 48 Sahara Storm
9 42 Rhodesia Ratels
10 23 Kickin Djibouti
11 21 Pirgos Warlords
12 19 Red River Ruminants
13 11 Carthaginian War Elephants
14 7 The African Predators
15 5 Swaziland Dachshunds
16 4 African Fever

everyone else negative

I would like to officially endorse these rankings on behalf of all APL...Shit, on behalf of all of GLB.


RJ You set the bar for yourself high in your last rankings, maybe too high. I was disappointed in these. You're off your A game with the comments, man....On the bright side, I did win the What Did RJ Have For Dinner contest today, though. So, I'm in a good mood and will try to withhold hope that you'll up your game for the next rankings.

Originally posted by rjssob

1) Windhoek White Rhinos (W) - Your 1 day ban has been lifted, back to number one but shit, you guys are boring! This is like golfing with the guy that always keeps it in the fairway while you are hitting into and out of trouble, much more fun! Let Tricon know that I can run the offense for a few games, that should at least get you a game....


You know I don't mind you running the O... I'm not sure if Tricon would go for it though!

Originally posted by rjssob

5) Carthage Clash (L) - This is your brain:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1036768
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1036773

This is your brain on Token Boost:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1036772

Any questions....I don't want to hear that your ranking is to high or to low, it is what it is...



This was funny as shit...

Originally posted by StiffarmSteve
This was funny as shit...

That one was the only real winner I saw this time out...The last, he had 4-5 home runs.

Originally posted by PP
That one was the only real winner I saw this time out...The last, he had 4-5 home runs.

I was angry last game, if you want better rankings somebody is going to have to beat us! I will kindly defer Week 10 to PP, it is hard to keep coming up with new material....What did I have for dinner?

Originally posted by rjssob
I was angry last game, if you want better rankings somebody is going to have to beat us! I will kindly defer Week 10 to PP, it is hard to keep coming up with new material....What did I have for dinner?

Afraid I'll have to pass, RJ...I'm on the road until Thursday and will have a hell of a time keeping up with the bare minimum... Besides, this is your bastard child, not mine. I'm not overly funny, either. You proved last "week" and with your #5 this "week" that you can be.


Rhino stew, which I found a little unsettling.

Originally posted by PP
Rhino stew, which I found a little unsettling.

Really, Care to share that recipe RJ we could really use some of that this week.

Don't know the recipe, but someone over in EEPL said it tastes like chicken


Sorry, that was just too easy, and I'd been too nice to you guys yesterday.

LOL.. I don't care what PP says RJ.. nice write up as always!!

Originally posted by OchO_CinCo
Pos Score Name
1 1896 District 9 Prawns
2 1203 Windhoek White Rhinos
3 1090 Carthage Clash
4 727 Nairobi Warthogs
5 262 Sons of Anubis
6 126 Ghost Riders In The Sky
7 49 Swaziland Semnikati
8 48 Sahara Storm
9 42 Rhodesia Ratels
10 23 Kickin Djibouti
11 21 Pirgos Warlords
12 19 Red River Ruminants
13 11 Carthaginian War Elephants
14 7 The African Predators
15 5 Swaziland Dachshunds
16 4 African Fever

everyone else negative

What the hell do those scores mean? Is this another ranking script? Im just curious if they are arbitrary numbers or if there is actually any statistical bearing on them.

Originally posted by PP
That one was the only real winner I saw this time out...The last, he had 4-5 home runs.

i thought the green bay fudge packers line was pretty good. you must be a packers fan.