Alright, here's what I get with pre and regular seasons with regular season twice the value of preseason:
Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.544 ........ Sin City Silent Assassins
2 ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.485 ........ Halifax Black Pearls
3 ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.355 ........ Monte Carlo Red Glare
4 ........ 4 ........ 2 ........ 0.438 ........ Canberra Wolverines
5 ........ 9 ........ 8 ........ 0.503 ........ Helsinki Thunder
6 ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.444 ........ Pittsburgh Steel
7 ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.426 ........ Piikoi Jellys
8 ........ 5 ........ 9 ........ 0.361 ........ Sarajevo Traveling Donkey Shows
9 ........ 6 ........ 15 ........ 0.538 ........ Guam Tigers
10 ........ 13 ........ 14 ........ 0.515 ........ Sierra Maestra Super Soldiers
11 ........ 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.361 ........ Australian Thunder
12 ........ 11 ........ 12 ........ 0.509 ........ Baby BBQ Ribs & DPC
13 ........ 21 ........ 16 ........ 0.598 ........ New Zealand Burning Pride
14 ........ 15 ........ 13 ........ 0.544 ........ Northern Pikes
15 ........ 16 ........ 19 ........ 0.444 ........ Charlotte 49ers
16 ........ 12 ........ 11 ........ 0.479 ........ Cypriot Freedom
17 ........ 18 ........ 10 ........ 0.521 ........ Suva Sparks
18 ........ 22 ........ 21 ........ 0.586 ........ DC Marvels
19 ........ 26 ........ 18 ........ 0.568 ........ Athens Golden Eagles
20 ........ 19 ........ 20 ........ 0.533 ........ Newcastle Killer Bees
21 ........ 17 ........ 25 ........ 0.509 ........ Charlotte Big Dawgs
22 ........ 23 ........ 24 ........ 0.533 ........ Kiribati Boobie Bandits
23 ........ 14 ........ 17 ........ 0.361 ........ Pennsylvania Silver Knights
24 ........ 24 ........ 23 ........ 0.450 ........ Orlando Pirates
25 ........ 25 ........ 28 ........ 0.568 ........ Mukachevo Maulers
26 ........ 27 ........ 22 ........ 0.574 ........ Campina Grande Dogs
27 ........ 28 ........ 27 ........ 0.568 ........ Carlona Krakens
28 ........ 30 ........ 30 ........ 0.574 ........ Halliax Hotspurs
29 ........ 29 ........ 26 ........ 0.586 ........ North Philly e-Lemon-ators
30 ........ 20 ........ 29 ........ 0.385 ........ Port Arthur Hodags
31 ........ 32 ........ 32 ........ 0.580 ........ Quebec Eh's
32 ........ 31 ........ 31 ........ 0.562 ........ Maui TetraHConnoisseurs
Let's see what you guys come up with...
Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.544 ........ Sin City Silent Assassins
2 ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.485 ........ Halifax Black Pearls
3 ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.355 ........ Monte Carlo Red Glare
4 ........ 4 ........ 2 ........ 0.438 ........ Canberra Wolverines
5 ........ 9 ........ 8 ........ 0.503 ........ Helsinki Thunder
6 ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.444 ........ Pittsburgh Steel
7 ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.426 ........ Piikoi Jellys
8 ........ 5 ........ 9 ........ 0.361 ........ Sarajevo Traveling Donkey Shows
9 ........ 6 ........ 15 ........ 0.538 ........ Guam Tigers
10 ........ 13 ........ 14 ........ 0.515 ........ Sierra Maestra Super Soldiers
11 ........ 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.361 ........ Australian Thunder
12 ........ 11 ........ 12 ........ 0.509 ........ Baby BBQ Ribs & DPC
13 ........ 21 ........ 16 ........ 0.598 ........ New Zealand Burning Pride
14 ........ 15 ........ 13 ........ 0.544 ........ Northern Pikes
15 ........ 16 ........ 19 ........ 0.444 ........ Charlotte 49ers
16 ........ 12 ........ 11 ........ 0.479 ........ Cypriot Freedom
17 ........ 18 ........ 10 ........ 0.521 ........ Suva Sparks
18 ........ 22 ........ 21 ........ 0.586 ........ DC Marvels
19 ........ 26 ........ 18 ........ 0.568 ........ Athens Golden Eagles
20 ........ 19 ........ 20 ........ 0.533 ........ Newcastle Killer Bees
21 ........ 17 ........ 25 ........ 0.509 ........ Charlotte Big Dawgs
22 ........ 23 ........ 24 ........ 0.533 ........ Kiribati Boobie Bandits
23 ........ 14 ........ 17 ........ 0.361 ........ Pennsylvania Silver Knights
24 ........ 24 ........ 23 ........ 0.450 ........ Orlando Pirates
25 ........ 25 ........ 28 ........ 0.568 ........ Mukachevo Maulers
26 ........ 27 ........ 22 ........ 0.574 ........ Campina Grande Dogs
27 ........ 28 ........ 27 ........ 0.568 ........ Carlona Krakens
28 ........ 30 ........ 30 ........ 0.574 ........ Halliax Hotspurs
29 ........ 29 ........ 26 ........ 0.586 ........ North Philly e-Lemon-ators
30 ........ 20 ........ 29 ........ 0.385 ........ Port Arthur Hodags
31 ........ 32 ........ 32 ........ 0.580 ........ Quebec Eh's
32 ........ 31 ........ 31 ........ 0.562 ........ Maui TetraHConnoisseurs
Let's see what you guys come up with...