Warrior General Games

1a. The Mary Sues. They get the most out of their players, despite being behind by a few levels they always give the RAWK a tough game. Last year they got us in the regular season, but we took them out when it counts. This is the number one matchup for us this year. Moore Power is a difficult back to contain. And dealing with rmc007's 2nd quarterback should give us more problems than his first. They are a true dual threat offense. They have a strong CB presence with both RA the Sun God and Antwan Reed.

1b. MaRAWK We are our own worst enemy. Too long in the league. Too many older players, but this year BSS has stepped it up big time on the recruiting trail. No New York Times witchhunt or bogus NCAA investigation is going to slow down the great pickups the RAWK added this season. The depth at every position is phenomenal. The backdoor favors the coaching staff has given and received has built a program that should finally live up to the hype. The offense is lead by Drill Bit is his final year. With the new additions at QB and WR, the passing game is finally complimenting the run game. Two-time League Defensive MVP Destiny Frankenstien continues to destroy left tackles left and right. Again on pace to add a unprecedented 3rd MVP trophy. Special teams is firing on all cylinders, led my ZebHead Mc-I-Form and Quick McFast.

Much much lower 3. The Click Click Dirks Only loss has been to the Conference leading Mary Sues. Have never beat the RAWK, but have always been within one score of an upset. They have to be taken serious. Dann Lewis is a beast at RDE. Every LOT will have their hands full. The rush attack was shut down in that matchup, but QB Michael Dauber was able to throw the ball on a good Mary Sue 2ndary.

Tier 4,


finish later....

Revised number 1 threat report!

Holy crap on crapper! Did the Mary Sues just get bitch slapped and called Susan? At least one of the Freshman class came here to play. Geico, its the Bees Knees! Will need to watch their Deadly Swarm victory formation over the previous top ranked MaRAWK threat. Stellar defensive performance by the Sting Defense. Finaline O'Defence with a pick 6, which was more than the whole Lion offense! Both DEs got in on the sack party, and their kicker is money! This game just got circled!

Tier 4

Uganda Mounties.

Look to be a significant improvement in their sophomore season in Africa AAA#3. Won over the Click Click Dirks show the Canadian Police Took a Wrong Turn may have a nasty surprise in store for a playoff run.

Hells Phoenix

Middle round Frosh. Offense could not muster much against the Stinger Splash nor the RAWK. Looks like a first round exit unless they get things on track against the Click Click Dirks or Mary Sues in the 2nd half of the season.

Too Many Saharas

Only losses are to us and the Scorpion Deathlocks. Running game maybe the best in the league, but lack depth on the O line. Have the most potential to move up and secure a home playoff game.

Soap Tusks

Lucky Lion draw, but loses to other freshmen rank these guys as the 8th and final spot. They will need to pull off some upsets to keep it.


Current Standings

1.MaRAWK
2.Sting
3.Lions
4.Mounties
5.Shadowcasers
6.Phoenix
7.Warriors
8.Breakers

Predicted Playoff Picture

1. RAWK
2. Sting
3. Shadowcasers
4. Lions
5. Mounties
6. Warriorrs
7. Phoenix
8. Breakers

Good write-up.
Hopefully the Breakers can sneak into the playoffs.

Originally posted by aariafromarty
Revised number 1 threat report!

Holy crap on crapper! Did the Mary Sues just get bitch slapped and called Susan? At least one of the Freshman class came here to play. Geico, its the Bees Knees! Will need to watch their Deadly Swarm victory formation over the previous top ranked MaRAWK threat. Stellar defensive performance by the Sting Defense. Finaline O'Defence with a pick 6, which was more than the whole Lion offense! Both DEs got in on the sack party, and their kicker is money! This game just got circled!


We did indeed get crapped on! Great effort by the Sting. We did have some problems with our AI but no real excuses, they looked like a great team on paper and so it turned out. Good job guys!!

Honestly we are about to find out some things about the RAWK!!. We had two games I thought we might lose so far. That number goes up quickly and consistently starting now.

No offense to anybody we played so far but we have had 4 blowouts that we pretty much knew would end up that way and 3 games that if the sim bounced bad we thought would be close.

But things are about to get a ton more interesting for us. The Elephant playoff picture should either get much clearer or much more confusing pretty quickly.

Ok I was supposed to be feeding yall more information but have got a wee bit sidetracked ....with winning.


Here are the new revised Leaked MaRAWK!!oplyse Scouting Report for the Elephant Conference.

1. MaRAWK!!oplyse. Only 3 playoff contenders left on the schedule. Undefeated season is in sight. Would have to loss to the Sting and one other team to give up the top seed. But the coaching staff is looking at Pro with 5 seasons worth of longing. The Defense is being led by a formidable Defensive Line squad. Black Lavender, Rick Colleo, and the soon to be League Defensive MVP Destiny Frankenstien.

2. The Sting lost a huge game to the Delta Warriors. The battle between Destiny and current leading Defensive MVP candidate Derick Taylor, although the RAWK has given up the least amount of sacks this year. The Sting O-line is a little thin. The backup LOT were sending out an SOS against Warrior RE Dann Lewis, where RAWK LOT Jimbo Covert III blanked him.

3. Sahara Shadowcasers. If they win out, they will be the two seed. No one wants a piece of Big Shirley. We got them at a bit of chemistry hit, as they are one of the few teams who recruited their butts off to face AAA competition. MaRAWK has seen this scenario playout several times in AAA. Huge recruitment class, Big Chem Hit, early season losses, Deep Playoff Run.

4. Ivory Coast Breakers. Huge win against the Mary Sues. Bad loss against the Phoenix. Still have to play the top two seeds in the conference and a third test in Uganda. Their two headed monster at running back is like a polished pair of pachyderm tusks. MaRAWK LBer Zebhead Mc-I-form is rumored to be involved with the illegal poaching and profiteering off such tusks.

5. The Mary Sues. Have seen a bit of a drop off this season. Seems due to a lack of star running back Moore Power not getting the help he needs through the passing game. The defense is beginning to look old and tired. As of right now, they are sitting out of a homefield playoff game with an expected loss to the Shadowcasers and a tough matchup with the Phoenix. This once mightly team may end up a first round blow out.

6. West Virgina. Have 3 games left where they will be the underdog. Unless they can upset one of the two newcomer powerhouses in Ivory Coast or the Shadowpeople. Will most likely end 10-6 and give a good first round matchup

7. Click Click Dirks. Either we are getting better or they are getting worse. This season our matchup was the first where the game was never in doubt. in the past the Warriors always gave us a close game and have shown they are capable of playing with the best, just ask the Buzz. Will need to win 2 out of the 3 decent matchups left on the schedule. They have the ability to win all, but the coaching staff will need to put in the time to make the correct adjustments. Consistent play is what is needed for them to secure a home playoff game.

8. Hell's Phoenix. Most likely end up 10 - 6 as well. Unless they upset the Mary Sues or Click Click Dirks, and that is a must win for both of them. Otherwise this is our first round matchup. They have shown they can play with the top teams. Huge win against the Breakers. Figuring out have to stop the run is the only thing thats holding these guys back. Jesus 400+ yard game for Big Shirley.

Rumors have circled the MaRAWKodome involving the degradation of several lovable Pooh Bears. When asked how this has anything to do with the today's main matchup with the Sting, we are not sure. MaRAWK head coach and owner, BillSaidSux, was quoted as saying "He was always eating honey, way too friendly with bees to get all that honey. The name he lives under name is Pain!"

Nice!