So these two rabbis get together to talk. The first rabbi starts:
"What is wrong with our children? My son, I arrange a job, I pay for a car, I pay for an apartment, and what does he do? He becomes a Christian!"
"Oi vey, I know!" exclaims the other rabbi. "My son as well, I send him to college! I pay for his books, I pay his tuition, I even pay for his room. And what does he do? He becomes a Christian!"
"Oi vey, I know!" says the first rabbi. "Let us turn to God, and ask him for guidance."
So the two rabbis kneel together on the ground, and they pray:
"O God, guide us! What is wrong with our children? We create them, we give them our teachings, we send them out into the world and give them our gifts, and what do they do? They become Christians!"
The clouds above them part. A shining light spears down, blinding them. The rabbis cover their eyes, and a voice booms out, saying:
"OI VEY, I KNOW."
"What is wrong with our children? My son, I arrange a job, I pay for a car, I pay for an apartment, and what does he do? He becomes a Christian!"
"Oi vey, I know!" exclaims the other rabbi. "My son as well, I send him to college! I pay for his books, I pay his tuition, I even pay for his room. And what does he do? He becomes a Christian!"
"Oi vey, I know!" says the first rabbi. "Let us turn to God, and ask him for guidance."
So the two rabbis kneel together on the ground, and they pray:
"O God, guide us! What is wrong with our children? We create them, we give them our teachings, we send them out into the world and give them our gifts, and what do they do? They become Christians!"
The clouds above them part. A shining light spears down, blinding them. The rabbis cover their eyes, and a voice booms out, saying:
"OI VEY, I KNOW."
