Hey all you chuckle heads! You made it!
And just in time, because it is Round 1 of the season 12 EEAA#2 playoffs!
YAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8HudfbaTE
Week after week we've been putting our selves through hell just to get to the promised land!
Well fellas', your salvation is at hand! The playoffs are here!
And we have a competitive bunch here......wait, no, that's not right...........we have a FUCKING competitive bunch here for the EEAA2 playoffs!
The Baby Chickens, Bishops and Bootleggers have rounded out the list and we are ready to go, chuckle heads!
Dam I am so wet right now!
If all this excitement doesn't give you a GLB chubby right now, then you are quite possibly extremely gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
So here is our official list of entrants into this seasons playoffs!
From Alpha we have........
Alpha Conference
1) Ukraine Freight Train - 16-0
2) Banja Luka Funky Bunch - 15-1
3) Excellence Express X Factor - 13-3
4) Lithuanian Lumberjacks - 13-3
5) The Gods - 11-5
6) Odessa Outrage - 11-5
7) Cincinnati Tigers - 10-6
8) Sparta Baby Chickens - 8-8
And representing Zeta, we have...........
Zeta Conference
1) Warsaw War Gods - 15-1
2) Kaunas Archangels - 15-1
3) Mombasa Wombats - 13-3
4) Border Reivers - 11-5
5) Bratislava Zabijaks - 11-5
6) Tunguska Meteors - 10-6
7) Vatican City Bishops - 10-6
8) Kentucky Bootleggers - 10-6
TA-DAAAA!!
There are our EEAA#2 season 12 playoff contenders!
Congrats to all 16 teams that made it!
Celebrity News and Gossip
So how did everyone do this season?
Did your player get the stats he was hoping for?
Well I know a few that did.
Here are the award winners of season 12.
The “That’s Aunt Jemima’s Little Pancake Eating Fool" Award – Supersize It, Kaunas Archangels – 349 pancakes
The Ruby Slippers Award - Marion Kirisame, Odessa Outrage – 37 FG’s
The XP Xtra-Specialist Trophy – Kicker McLicker, Ukraine Freight Train – 403
The “Sack Like Strahan” Trophy – Joseph German, Beograd Black Hand – 120 sacks
The Hurry-cane Award - Joseph German, Beograd Black Hand – 133 hurries
The Interceptor Collector Title – Franky 4 Fingers, Banja Luka Funky Bunch – 29 INT’s
The “I Can Totally Tackle” Trophy – DO$$ HOG, Sparta Baby Chickens – 252 tackles
The Fumble Forcer Enforcer Title - Joseph German, Beograd Black Hand – 57 FFum
The “More Yards Than Emmitt” Award – Will Barnes, Lithuanian Lumberjacks – 4939.5 rush yards
The “I Can Score Like A Mad Rushing Whore” Award - Will Barnes, Lithuanian Lumberjacks – 125 Rush TD’s
The Sir Stickum Trophy – Curtis “The Burner” Jackson, Bratislava Zabijaks – 3055 receiving yards
The “Hold Me Closer Tiny End Zone Dancer” Award – Jason Gram, Kentucky Bootleggers – 54 receiving TD’s
The Passing Fancy Title – Michael Bomber, Lithuanian Lumberjacks – 6706.5 passing yards
The Stealth Bomber Trophy – Jub Jub the Horny Bear, Banja Luka Funky Bunch – 115 passing TD’s
The Alpha MVP’s –
Offensive MVP – Under Dog, HB, Ukraine Freight Train
Defensive MVP – Fat Charlie Splatt, DE, Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Special Teams MVP – Diggity Dog, CB, Ukraine Freight Train
The Zeta MVP’s –
Offensive MVP – Curtis "The Burner" Jackson, WR, Bratislava Zabijaks
Defensve MVP – Joseph German, DE, Beograd Black Hand
Special Teams MVP – The Interceptor, FS, Secretville Offtopics
Possible EEAA2 League MVP?........
My personal vote for League MVP goes to DE Joseph German of the Beograd Black Hand.............
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=659252
The dude was #1 or #2 in the Sacks, Tackles, Hurries and Forced Fumbles categories and deserves a round of applause for such a fabulous effort!
(did I really just say "fabulous"?)
SALUTE!
Congrats to all the chuckle heads that won an award!
Entertainment Section
So let me see if I can do this right.
Uh-hem….
Are you ready?
I said, are you ready?!
Are you ready, ready?!
Are you ready for some football?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBG98ksQAg4 ….(EEAA2 style)
Well it’s Friday night,
The post season has begun
So let’s turn on the PC for some GLB fun!
Will it be a championship run for the EEXF,
Or will it be the Outrage who turns out to be the best?
The War Gods are here, and the Bootleggers wanna’ fight,
The Wombats and Meteors wanna' kick some ass tonight!
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Are you ready, ready?!
Are you ready for some football?!
A big Friday night party!
Hey just rockin' with SA and Hank,
Ready to get the playoffs started!
We got the teams on the field and we turned up the lights,
Only two teams will make the league title fight!
Now everyone watches this prime time show,
The Freight Train and Baby Chickens are both ready to go!
The Gods and Lumberjacks are ready to begin,
Here's where the Reivers start or will the Zabijaks win?
The Archangels coming at ya’ and attacking from the air,
Or will the Bishops move on with some help from the big man up there?
The Funky Bunch and Tigers are ready for their Round 1 fight,
Everybody turns it up when the Pimp Cup is in sight
Everybody's a GLB fan!
Hey, it's the double EA2 party, man!
It’s Zeta versus Alpha, man!
So let’s get this thing started!
16 weeks have led up to this night,
All you chuckle heads be here for GLB tonight!
The lyrics were changed to roll with the EEAA2!
So are the Wombats for reals?
Will the Freight Train make a non stop trip to Pimp Cup-ville?
Are the War Gods in championship form?
Or will the Baby Chickens pull off the major upsets to win it all?
If you don’t know by now you are a dumb ass, so just read the Sport’s Page and find out, chuckle heads!
You know we can’t start the playoffs without it, so……………
GENTLEMEN! Start your……………….
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (16-0) LW1 - Well with a season like that, what else is there to accomplish?
A 54 game win streak, undefeated season in the regular season, the #1 team in Alpha, you made the playoffs and you guys can make a mean Denver omelet.
So the only thing left is to go for the gold, but just try and avoid that famous Round 1 curse of the #1 rated team.
What?
You never heard of that?
Oh, that is where the #1 team loses in the first round because of some GLB glitch. I’ve seen it take out some of the best.
Just another thing for you guys to worry about, huh. The 54 game win streak, the #1 ranked team, the playoffs and the undefeated reason all on the line and now you have to worry about the “Round 1 jynx”.
But good luck in Round 1……….if you make it.
Mwuahahahahaha!! (that was my evil laugh)
Next opponent: #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (8-8)
*#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (15-1) LW2 - Didn’t you guys just face the Tigers?
Well get ready for another go with them, and they look pissed.
So it’s back to the training room to get ready to take on the Tigers again.
Good luck in Round 1, Funky Bunch!
Next opponent: #7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-6)
*#3 Excellence Express X Factor (13-3) LW3 - With a 5000 yard passer like Martin Brandon, you guys were able to spread the ball out real well on offense.
The first meeting with the Outrage you guys won 28-17, so these guys could pull off an upset.
Don’t take any chances ands just keep spreading the ball out and the D will take care of the rest.
Great season you guys had and good luck in Round 1!
Next opponent: #6 Odessa Outrage (11-5)
*#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (13-3) LW4 - You guys walloped the Gods in the first meeting, 45-23. Whatever you did, it must have worked. The Gods came on real strong to end the season with 5 straight wins. So just do what you did last time and get to Round 2.
Good luck in Round 1, Lumberjacks.
Next opponent: #5 The Gods (11-5)
*#5 The Gods (11-5) LW6 - OK Gods, you will need one of those miracles you gods always have hidden in the folds of your toga’s. The first time you faced these Lumberjacks it was a 23-45 debacle.
You will need to really work hard to get this win, but I’ve seen you guys pull off upsets before, so get to it!
Good luck to the Gods in Round 1!
Next opponent: at #4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (13-3)
*#6 Odessa Outrage (11-5) LW5 - So maybe that loss in the last game of the season was a blessing. You guys dropped a spot which pits you against the EEXF instead of the Lumberjacks. You guys did very well against the EEXF, so maybe you might have a better shot at an upset in Round 1.
Get to work on it and get mad!
Good luck Outrage!
Next opponent: at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (13-3)
*#7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-6) LW7 - It’s never fun getting drubbed by a team in the last game of the season and then turn around and have to face them in the first round of the playoffs, but that’s the way the shit stinks.
Good luck to the Cincinnati Tigers in Round 1.
Next opponent: at #2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (15-1)
*#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (8-8) LW8 - So you did what you needed to do to make it to the playoffs and now it’s time to take on the Ukraine Freight Train………sorry.
All I can say is that I wish you the best of luck against them because I do not want to face them again…………..ever!
Next opponent: #1 Ukraine Freight Train (16-0)
The Rest of Alpha
#9 Vestfold Vikings (7-9) – Well it finally comes to a close.
Really great effort from the Vestfold Vikings. You got my respect and good luck in season 13.
But for now, enjoy your pic and the rest of the playoffs watching from the Hot Chick Lounge.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200911Kelly_Karloff/Kelly-Karloff-05.jpg
#10 House Of Pain (5-11)
#11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (5-11)
#12 Tallinn Nightmare (5-11)
#13 Furious George (4-12)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (2-14)
#15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-15)
#16 Aachen Spartans (0-16)
*****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 1*****
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: Week 14: 8-0 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1:
Round 2:
Round 3:
Round 4:
Overall: 115-13
SA’s GOW: 12-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 9-7
SA’s Playoffs:
8-Ball Playoffs:
#5 The Gods (11-5) at #4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (13-3) =
SA Pick: Lithuanian Lumberjacks
8-Ball Pick: Lithuanian Lumberjacks
#6 Odessa Outrage (11-5) at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (13-3) =
SA Pick: Excellence Express X Factor
8-Ball Pick: Excellence Express X Factor
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (8-8) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (16-0) =
SA Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
8-Ball Pick: Sparta Baby Chickens
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-6) at #2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (15-1) =
SA Pick: Banja Luka Funky Bunch
8-Ball Pick: Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in Round 1!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Warsaw War Gods (15-1) LW1 - Is everything OK in Warsaw?
The War Gods lost their last game of the season, and got past the Bishops and Bootleggers by only 9 points each. Not what we’ve come to expect from you guys from what you’ve given us all season long.
So time to turn that frown, upside down!
Round 1 is here and you need to get your shit together for the Bootleggers.
Good luck in the playoffs, War Gods!
Next opponent: #8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-6)
*#2 Kaunas Archangels (15-1) LW2 - The last time you guys faced the Bishops you were sitting on a big lead and waving bye-bye to them in the rear view mirror.
Hopefully this one will go the same way for you guys.
Good luck in Round 1, Archangels!
Next opponent: #7 Vatican City Bishops (10-6)
*#3 Mombasa Wombats (14-2) LW3 - Welcome to Round 1, Wombats!
What a way to close out the regular season with a big win over the #1 War Gods!
Impressive!
So now that you guys have a big target on your back, it’s time to face the Meteors in Round 1.
Don’t screw around, just get the win and move on.
Good luck, Wombats!
Next opponent: #6 Tunguska Meteors (10-6)
*#4 Border Reivers (11-5) LW7 - That was a really nice last quarter of the season you guys had. Going 4-0 with 2 wins coming over playoff bound teams was a great way to close out the season.
Now it’s time to face the playoffs and in Round 1 of the tournament you guys draw the Bratislava Zabijaks.
Get the sweep over these guys and move on to Round 2.
Good luck to you Reivers.
Next opponent: #5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-5)
*#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-5) LW4 - That loss to the Swarm was a bit of a surprise, but that’s all in the past now.
Now you are facing the Border Reivers in Round 1 and the first meeting was a bit of a beat down on you guys. But that is all in the past now.
So don’t worry about the past, if you beat the Reivers you move on, it’s as simple as that.
Good luck in Round 1, Zabbies!
Next opponent: at #4 Border Reivers (11-5)
*#6 Tunguska Meteors (10-6) LW5 - This will be one tough game for you guys. The Wombats shelled the Meteors, 59-26 in the regular season meeting, so whatever you did in that game didn’t work out how you planned. So back to the drawing board the Meteors go,
Not much else to say except for good luck in this one.
Next opponent: at #3 Mombasa Wombats (14-2)
*#7 Vatican City Bishops (10-6) LW8 - It’s time to go play the Archangels in Round 1. Last time it was an 18 point loss, so time to start praying for those miracles, like turning water into Gatorade or healing the injured so they can play at game time.
Good luck in round 1, Bishops.
Next opponent: at #2 Kaunas Archangels (15-1)
*#8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-6) LW6 - Looking at your season, only one team really put a beating on you guys and that was the Wombats. The other losses wrere pretty close losses. If you guys could have made an extra 2-3 plays in those games, you could have been a top 4 team for sure.
So now it’s time to make those plays, because you guys were clobbering the War gods until that 4th quarter you let them score 27 unanswered points. If you could have made just an extra defensive play or an extra offensive play, the outcome could have gone your way.
So go make those plays!
Go for broke Bootleggers and good luck!
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (15-1)
The Rest of Zeta
#9 Beograd Black Hand (9-7) – To start off 2-5 then go 7-2 was a great come back! Plus you guys came SO close to beating the Archangels, Zabbies and bootleggers. We should be stronger next season, but until then get your asses to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Enjoy the pic and good luck to the Black Hand in season 13.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200904Melissa/Melissa-38.jpg
#10 Serbia Swarm (9-7) – You guys started off 5-1 then went 1-5 and finished up 3-1. I think next season you guys will be much more consistent in the middle of the season.
But you missed the post season so it’s to the Lounge you go.
Enjoy your pic and best of luck to the Swarm in season 13.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200905Jillian/Jillian-50.jpg
#11 Berlin Vikings (6-10) – You guys did your best staying in it to the end, but you just came up short.
Best of luck in season 13 and enjoy the Hot Chick Lounge.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200902Shannon/Shannon-22.jpg
#12 Springfield Meltdowns (4-12)
#13 Hungary Pangs (3-13)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-14)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (1-15)
#16 Secretville Offtopics (0-16)
*****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 1*****
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 8-0 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1:
Round 2:
Round 3:
Round 4:
Overall: 107-21
SA’s GOW: 11-5
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA’s Playoffs:
8-Ball Playoffs:
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-5) at #4 Border Reivers (11-5) =
SA Pick: Bratislava Zabijaks
8-Ball Pick: Bratislava Zabijaks
#6 Tunguska Meteors (10-6) at #3 Mombasa Wombats (14-2) =
SA Pick: Mombasa Wombats
8-Ball Pick: Tunguska Meteors
#7 Vatican City Bishops (10-6) at #2 Kaunas Archangels (15-1) =
SA Pick: Kaunas Archangels
8-Ball Pick: Vatican City Bishops
#8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-6) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (15-1) = Warsaw War Gods
SA Pick: Warsaw War Gods
8-Ball Pick: Warsaw War Gods
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in Round 1!
And just in time, because it is Round 1 of the season 12 EEAA#2 playoffs!
YAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8HudfbaTE
Week after week we've been putting our selves through hell just to get to the promised land!
Well fellas', your salvation is at hand! The playoffs are here!
And we have a competitive bunch here......wait, no, that's not right...........we have a FUCKING competitive bunch here for the EEAA2 playoffs!
The Baby Chickens, Bishops and Bootleggers have rounded out the list and we are ready to go, chuckle heads!
Dam I am so wet right now!
If all this excitement doesn't give you a GLB chubby right now, then you are quite possibly extremely gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
So here is our official list of entrants into this seasons playoffs!
From Alpha we have........
Alpha Conference
1) Ukraine Freight Train - 16-0
2) Banja Luka Funky Bunch - 15-1
3) Excellence Express X Factor - 13-3
4) Lithuanian Lumberjacks - 13-3
5) The Gods - 11-5
6) Odessa Outrage - 11-5
7) Cincinnati Tigers - 10-6
8) Sparta Baby Chickens - 8-8
And representing Zeta, we have...........
Zeta Conference
1) Warsaw War Gods - 15-1
2) Kaunas Archangels - 15-1
3) Mombasa Wombats - 13-3
4) Border Reivers - 11-5
5) Bratislava Zabijaks - 11-5
6) Tunguska Meteors - 10-6
7) Vatican City Bishops - 10-6
8) Kentucky Bootleggers - 10-6
TA-DAAAA!!
There are our EEAA#2 season 12 playoff contenders!
Congrats to all 16 teams that made it!
Celebrity News and Gossip
So how did everyone do this season?
Did your player get the stats he was hoping for?
Well I know a few that did.
Here are the award winners of season 12.
The “That’s Aunt Jemima’s Little Pancake Eating Fool" Award – Supersize It, Kaunas Archangels – 349 pancakes
The Ruby Slippers Award - Marion Kirisame, Odessa Outrage – 37 FG’s
The XP Xtra-Specialist Trophy – Kicker McLicker, Ukraine Freight Train – 403
The “Sack Like Strahan” Trophy – Joseph German, Beograd Black Hand – 120 sacks
The Hurry-cane Award - Joseph German, Beograd Black Hand – 133 hurries
The Interceptor Collector Title – Franky 4 Fingers, Banja Luka Funky Bunch – 29 INT’s
The “I Can Totally Tackle” Trophy – DO$$ HOG, Sparta Baby Chickens – 252 tackles
The Fumble Forcer Enforcer Title - Joseph German, Beograd Black Hand – 57 FFum
The “More Yards Than Emmitt” Award – Will Barnes, Lithuanian Lumberjacks – 4939.5 rush yards
The “I Can Score Like A Mad Rushing Whore” Award - Will Barnes, Lithuanian Lumberjacks – 125 Rush TD’s
The Sir Stickum Trophy – Curtis “The Burner” Jackson, Bratislava Zabijaks – 3055 receiving yards
The “Hold Me Closer Tiny End Zone Dancer” Award – Jason Gram, Kentucky Bootleggers – 54 receiving TD’s
The Passing Fancy Title – Michael Bomber, Lithuanian Lumberjacks – 6706.5 passing yards
The Stealth Bomber Trophy – Jub Jub the Horny Bear, Banja Luka Funky Bunch – 115 passing TD’s
The Alpha MVP’s –
Offensive MVP – Under Dog, HB, Ukraine Freight Train
Defensive MVP – Fat Charlie Splatt, DE, Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Special Teams MVP – Diggity Dog, CB, Ukraine Freight Train
The Zeta MVP’s –
Offensive MVP – Curtis "The Burner" Jackson, WR, Bratislava Zabijaks
Defensve MVP – Joseph German, DE, Beograd Black Hand
Special Teams MVP – The Interceptor, FS, Secretville Offtopics
Possible EEAA2 League MVP?........
My personal vote for League MVP goes to DE Joseph German of the Beograd Black Hand.............
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=659252
The dude was #1 or #2 in the Sacks, Tackles, Hurries and Forced Fumbles categories and deserves a round of applause for such a fabulous effort!
(did I really just say "fabulous"?)
SALUTE!
Congrats to all the chuckle heads that won an award!
Entertainment Section
So let me see if I can do this right.
Uh-hem….
Are you ready?
I said, are you ready?!
Are you ready, ready?!
Are you ready for some football?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBG98ksQAg4 ….(EEAA2 style)
Well it’s Friday night,
The post season has begun
So let’s turn on the PC for some GLB fun!
Will it be a championship run for the EEXF,
Or will it be the Outrage who turns out to be the best?
The War Gods are here, and the Bootleggers wanna’ fight,
The Wombats and Meteors wanna' kick some ass tonight!
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Are you ready, ready?!
Are you ready for some football?!
A big Friday night party!
Hey just rockin' with SA and Hank,
Ready to get the playoffs started!
We got the teams on the field and we turned up the lights,
Only two teams will make the league title fight!
Now everyone watches this prime time show,
The Freight Train and Baby Chickens are both ready to go!
The Gods and Lumberjacks are ready to begin,
Here's where the Reivers start or will the Zabijaks win?
The Archangels coming at ya’ and attacking from the air,
Or will the Bishops move on with some help from the big man up there?
The Funky Bunch and Tigers are ready for their Round 1 fight,
Everybody turns it up when the Pimp Cup is in sight
Everybody's a GLB fan!
Hey, it's the double EA2 party, man!
It’s Zeta versus Alpha, man!
So let’s get this thing started!
16 weeks have led up to this night,
All you chuckle heads be here for GLB tonight!
The lyrics were changed to roll with the EEAA2!
So are the Wombats for reals?
Will the Freight Train make a non stop trip to Pimp Cup-ville?
Are the War Gods in championship form?
Or will the Baby Chickens pull off the major upsets to win it all?
If you don’t know by now you are a dumb ass, so just read the Sport’s Page and find out, chuckle heads!
You know we can’t start the playoffs without it, so……………
GENTLEMEN! Start your……………….
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (16-0) LW1 - Well with a season like that, what else is there to accomplish?
A 54 game win streak, undefeated season in the regular season, the #1 team in Alpha, you made the playoffs and you guys can make a mean Denver omelet.
So the only thing left is to go for the gold, but just try and avoid that famous Round 1 curse of the #1 rated team.
What?
You never heard of that?
Oh, that is where the #1 team loses in the first round because of some GLB glitch. I’ve seen it take out some of the best.
Just another thing for you guys to worry about, huh. The 54 game win streak, the #1 ranked team, the playoffs and the undefeated reason all on the line and now you have to worry about the “Round 1 jynx”.
But good luck in Round 1……….if you make it.
Mwuahahahahaha!! (that was my evil laugh)
Next opponent: #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (8-8)
*#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (15-1) LW2 - Didn’t you guys just face the Tigers?
Well get ready for another go with them, and they look pissed.
So it’s back to the training room to get ready to take on the Tigers again.
Good luck in Round 1, Funky Bunch!
Next opponent: #7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-6)
*#3 Excellence Express X Factor (13-3) LW3 - With a 5000 yard passer like Martin Brandon, you guys were able to spread the ball out real well on offense.
The first meeting with the Outrage you guys won 28-17, so these guys could pull off an upset.
Don’t take any chances ands just keep spreading the ball out and the D will take care of the rest.
Great season you guys had and good luck in Round 1!
Next opponent: #6 Odessa Outrage (11-5)
*#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (13-3) LW4 - You guys walloped the Gods in the first meeting, 45-23. Whatever you did, it must have worked. The Gods came on real strong to end the season with 5 straight wins. So just do what you did last time and get to Round 2.
Good luck in Round 1, Lumberjacks.
Next opponent: #5 The Gods (11-5)
*#5 The Gods (11-5) LW6 - OK Gods, you will need one of those miracles you gods always have hidden in the folds of your toga’s. The first time you faced these Lumberjacks it was a 23-45 debacle.
You will need to really work hard to get this win, but I’ve seen you guys pull off upsets before, so get to it!
Good luck to the Gods in Round 1!
Next opponent: at #4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (13-3)
*#6 Odessa Outrage (11-5) LW5 - So maybe that loss in the last game of the season was a blessing. You guys dropped a spot which pits you against the EEXF instead of the Lumberjacks. You guys did very well against the EEXF, so maybe you might have a better shot at an upset in Round 1.
Get to work on it and get mad!
Good luck Outrage!
Next opponent: at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (13-3)
*#7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-6) LW7 - It’s never fun getting drubbed by a team in the last game of the season and then turn around and have to face them in the first round of the playoffs, but that’s the way the shit stinks.
Good luck to the Cincinnati Tigers in Round 1.
Next opponent: at #2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (15-1)
*#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (8-8) LW8 - So you did what you needed to do to make it to the playoffs and now it’s time to take on the Ukraine Freight Train………sorry.
All I can say is that I wish you the best of luck against them because I do not want to face them again…………..ever!
Next opponent: #1 Ukraine Freight Train (16-0)
The Rest of Alpha
#9 Vestfold Vikings (7-9) – Well it finally comes to a close.
Really great effort from the Vestfold Vikings. You got my respect and good luck in season 13.
But for now, enjoy your pic and the rest of the playoffs watching from the Hot Chick Lounge.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200911Kelly_Karloff/Kelly-Karloff-05.jpg
#10 House Of Pain (5-11)
#11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (5-11)
#12 Tallinn Nightmare (5-11)
#13 Furious George (4-12)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (2-14)
#15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-15)
#16 Aachen Spartans (0-16)
*****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 1*****
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: Week 14: 8-0 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1:
Round 2:
Round 3:
Round 4:
Overall: 115-13
SA’s GOW: 12-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 9-7
SA’s Playoffs:
8-Ball Playoffs:
#5 The Gods (11-5) at #4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (13-3) =
SA Pick: Lithuanian Lumberjacks
8-Ball Pick: Lithuanian Lumberjacks
#6 Odessa Outrage (11-5) at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (13-3) =
SA Pick: Excellence Express X Factor
8-Ball Pick: Excellence Express X Factor
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (8-8) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (16-0) =
SA Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
8-Ball Pick: Sparta Baby Chickens
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-6) at #2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (15-1) =
SA Pick: Banja Luka Funky Bunch
8-Ball Pick: Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in Round 1!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Warsaw War Gods (15-1) LW1 - Is everything OK in Warsaw?
The War Gods lost their last game of the season, and got past the Bishops and Bootleggers by only 9 points each. Not what we’ve come to expect from you guys from what you’ve given us all season long.
So time to turn that frown, upside down!
Round 1 is here and you need to get your shit together for the Bootleggers.
Good luck in the playoffs, War Gods!
Next opponent: #8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-6)
*#2 Kaunas Archangels (15-1) LW2 - The last time you guys faced the Bishops you were sitting on a big lead and waving bye-bye to them in the rear view mirror.
Hopefully this one will go the same way for you guys.
Good luck in Round 1, Archangels!
Next opponent: #7 Vatican City Bishops (10-6)
*#3 Mombasa Wombats (14-2) LW3 - Welcome to Round 1, Wombats!
What a way to close out the regular season with a big win over the #1 War Gods!
Impressive!
So now that you guys have a big target on your back, it’s time to face the Meteors in Round 1.
Don’t screw around, just get the win and move on.
Good luck, Wombats!
Next opponent: #6 Tunguska Meteors (10-6)
*#4 Border Reivers (11-5) LW7 - That was a really nice last quarter of the season you guys had. Going 4-0 with 2 wins coming over playoff bound teams was a great way to close out the season.
Now it’s time to face the playoffs and in Round 1 of the tournament you guys draw the Bratislava Zabijaks.
Get the sweep over these guys and move on to Round 2.
Good luck to you Reivers.
Next opponent: #5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-5)
*#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-5) LW4 - That loss to the Swarm was a bit of a surprise, but that’s all in the past now.
Now you are facing the Border Reivers in Round 1 and the first meeting was a bit of a beat down on you guys. But that is all in the past now.
So don’t worry about the past, if you beat the Reivers you move on, it’s as simple as that.
Good luck in Round 1, Zabbies!
Next opponent: at #4 Border Reivers (11-5)
*#6 Tunguska Meteors (10-6) LW5 - This will be one tough game for you guys. The Wombats shelled the Meteors, 59-26 in the regular season meeting, so whatever you did in that game didn’t work out how you planned. So back to the drawing board the Meteors go,
Not much else to say except for good luck in this one.
Next opponent: at #3 Mombasa Wombats (14-2)
*#7 Vatican City Bishops (10-6) LW8 - It’s time to go play the Archangels in Round 1. Last time it was an 18 point loss, so time to start praying for those miracles, like turning water into Gatorade or healing the injured so they can play at game time.
Good luck in round 1, Bishops.
Next opponent: at #2 Kaunas Archangels (15-1)
*#8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-6) LW6 - Looking at your season, only one team really put a beating on you guys and that was the Wombats. The other losses wrere pretty close losses. If you guys could have made an extra 2-3 plays in those games, you could have been a top 4 team for sure.
So now it’s time to make those plays, because you guys were clobbering the War gods until that 4th quarter you let them score 27 unanswered points. If you could have made just an extra defensive play or an extra offensive play, the outcome could have gone your way.
So go make those plays!
Go for broke Bootleggers and good luck!
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (15-1)
The Rest of Zeta
#9 Beograd Black Hand (9-7) – To start off 2-5 then go 7-2 was a great come back! Plus you guys came SO close to beating the Archangels, Zabbies and bootleggers. We should be stronger next season, but until then get your asses to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Enjoy the pic and good luck to the Black Hand in season 13.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200904Melissa/Melissa-38.jpg
#10 Serbia Swarm (9-7) – You guys started off 5-1 then went 1-5 and finished up 3-1. I think next season you guys will be much more consistent in the middle of the season.
But you missed the post season so it’s to the Lounge you go.
Enjoy your pic and best of luck to the Swarm in season 13.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200905Jillian/Jillian-50.jpg
#11 Berlin Vikings (6-10) – You guys did your best staying in it to the end, but you just came up short.
Best of luck in season 13 and enjoy the Hot Chick Lounge.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200902Shannon/Shannon-22.jpg
#12 Springfield Meltdowns (4-12)
#13 Hungary Pangs (3-13)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-14)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (1-15)
#16 Secretville Offtopics (0-16)
*****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 1*****
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 8-0 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1:
Round 2:
Round 3:
Round 4:
Overall: 107-21
SA’s GOW: 11-5
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA’s Playoffs:
8-Ball Playoffs:
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-5) at #4 Border Reivers (11-5) =
SA Pick: Bratislava Zabijaks
8-Ball Pick: Bratislava Zabijaks
#6 Tunguska Meteors (10-6) at #3 Mombasa Wombats (14-2) =
SA Pick: Mombasa Wombats
8-Ball Pick: Tunguska Meteors
#7 Vatican City Bishops (10-6) at #2 Kaunas Archangels (15-1) =
SA Pick: Kaunas Archangels
8-Ball Pick: Vatican City Bishops
#8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-6) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (15-1) = Warsaw War Gods
SA Pick: Warsaw War Gods
8-Ball Pick: Warsaw War Gods
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in Round 1!
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