Warrior General Games

Week 16 has arrived!
There is so much action going on this week that you would think it’s your birthday…………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Nz9B1XFio

The final regular season game is in sight and there are still a couple of playoff teams to be decided!
So there is a quick run down of how things are going in the EEAA#2 playoff picture.

Alpha Conference
1) Ukraine Freight Train
2) Banja Luka Funky Bunch
3) Excellence Express X Factor
4) Lithuanian Lumberjacks
5) Cincinnati Tigers
6) Odessa Outrage
7) The Gods
8) ?

Zeta Conference
1) Warsaw War Gods
2) Kaunas Archangels
3) Mombasa Wombats
4) Bratislava Zabijacks
5) Tunguska Meteors
6) Border Reivers
7) ?
8) ?

Things are just about filled out and we are almost ready to start the post season jamboree!

Celebrity News and Gossip
Have you checked out the individual racers lately?

- The WR race is in full gear! It’s neck and neck and will prolly end up a photo finish! Curtis “The Burner” Jackson and Adam Herbert are taking this race down to the wire! Good luck NickJYD and JMBurke, the two owners of these WR’s!
- Will Barnes has pulled away from The Dream and looks like he has this one all sewn up! Congrats Timmpa!
- It looks like Michael Bomber will take home the Passing yards award and my very own Jub Jub the Horny Bear will take home the Passing TD’s title! Both QB’s are still in the Top 5 for the Alpha Offensive MVP race too! Good luck and congrats to myself and to MM898989!
- Watch out for Curtis Jackson and The Dream in the Zeta Offensive MVP race, they are still in it at #1 and #3, respectively.

So who will grab the final playoff pieces top our season 13 puzzle?
Who is in and who is out?
Who has the cojones’ to take their destiny in hand and go for the Pimp cup?
Who keeps letting their dog take those monster craps on my lawn?!?!
Oh you should know better than to ask me such silly questions on veterans day, just read the final regular season Sports Page of season 12 and find out the answers, chuckle heads!

Stay tuned for the playoffs and……………..


.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!



You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.

****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (15-0) LW1 - Oh you guys make me sick!
The Assassins?!?!
Aw, come on! Why doesn’t Bort just gift wrap your 16th win!
Anyway congrats on another undefeated season and good luck in the playoffs.
Next opponent: at #14 Tomsk Assassins (2-13)

*#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (14-1) LW2 - OK, the Freight Train finish up with Tomsk and we get yet another tough team to play.
I think somebody is sleeping with Bort (hint: look at the team above).
Well just do what you can against the Tigers and then it’s on to Round 1.
Next opponent: at #7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-5)

*#3 Excellence Express X Factor (12-3) LW3 - I don’t really see you guys losing to the Vikings, so I think you guys have the #3 spot all wrapped up.
13 wins, the #3 ranked team and a home game in Round 1, this is what winning is all about.
Next opponent: #9 Vestfold Vikings (7-8)

*#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (12-3) LW4 - Let’s be real for a second, the devil bats is win #13, so don’t plan on moving up any more unless EEXF loses.
Great season Lumberjacks.
Next opponent: #15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-14)

*#5 Odessa Outrage (11-4) LW5 - well a win won’t move you up any higher, but it will get you 12 wins and secure the #5 spot up for the playoffs.
So your formula is the simple “just win” variety.
Good luck, Outrage.
Next opponent: #6 The Gods (10-5)

*#6 The Gods (10-5) LW7 - OK Pedro, if you win you can move up, but I don’t know if that is really something you want to do.
You lost to the EEXF 10-20 and lost to the Lumberjacks 23-45.
With the Tigers playing the Funky bunch, maybe a loss will keep you at #6 and have you facing the EEXF where you fared better that against the Lumberjacks.
Just food for thought, but good luck Gods.
Next opponent: at #5 Odessa Outrage (11-4)

*#7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-5) LW6 - Well the good news is that this is the last regular season gamed and you are in the playoffs.
The bad news is that this is the last regular season game and it’s against the #2 team in all of Alpha.
The good news is that if you win you could move up and if you lose you can’t drop any further.
The bad news is that this is the last regular season game and it’s against the #2 team in all of Alpha.
Good luck tigers.
Next opponent: #2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (14-1)

#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (7-8) LW8 – You Baby Chickens already hold the tie breaker over the Vikings, so as long as you win this final regular season game, you are in.
Good luck, baby Chickens.
Next opponent: at #16 Aachen Spartans (0-15)

#9 Vestfold Vikings (7-8) LW9 - OK Vikes, if you want that #8 spot then you need to win this last game no matter what.
You need Sparta to lose, but none of it will matter if you don’t win.
Good luck Vikings.
Next opponent: at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (12-3)

#10 House Of Pain (5-10) LW10 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/08jennifer/Jennifer-07.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Tallinn Nightmare (4-11)

#11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (4-11) LW11 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/11lisa/Lisa-31.jpg
Next opponent: #13 Furious George (4-11)

#12 Tallinn Nightmare (4-11) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200907Lindsey/Lindsey-04.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 House Of Pain (5-10)

#13 Furious George (4-11) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://allpromodels.com/GalleryImages/internet-models/200906Angel/t07-06-2_004.jpg
Next opponent: at #11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (4-11)

#14 Tomsk Assassins (2-13) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/10Jaime%5FYoung/Jaime-Young-22.jpg
Next opponent:

#15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-14) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/11ferrara/Ferrara-10.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (12-3)

#16 Aachen Spartans (0-15) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/12Aubrey/Aubrey-14.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (7-8)


*****WEEK 16 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: Week 14: 8-0 Week 15: 7-1

Overall: 109-11
SA’s GOW: 12-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 8-7


#6 The Gods (10-5) at #5 Odessa Outrage (11-4) = Odessa Outrage
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#9 Vestfold Vikings (7-8) at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (12-3) = Excellence Express X Factor
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#12 Tallinn Nightmare (4-11) at #10 House Of Pain (5-10) = House Of Pain
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#13 Furious George (4-11) at #11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (4-11) = West Charleville Sharpshooters
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (7-8) at #16 Aachen Spartans (0-15) = Sparta Baby Chickens
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-14) at #4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (12-3) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (14-1) at #7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-5) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#1 Ukraine Freight Train (15-0) at #14 Tomsk Assassins (2-13) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 2/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#7 The Gods (10-5) at #5 Odessa Outrage (11-4) -
The last regular season GOW is here!
The Gods take on the Outrage!
If the Gods can win, they could move up and take the Outrage’s spot!
The Outrage needs the win to protect their #5 ranking!
It’s a battle of who wants it more!
Sim! Sim! Sim!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Gods beat the Outrage?
8 Ball's answer: It is definitely so.
SA's Pick: Odessa Outrage
Magic 8 Ball Pick: The Gods

23/48 beers! – This wraps up the regular season in Zeta!
Two great match ups to finish off the regular season!
The Funky Bunch take on the Cincinnati Tigers! If the Tigers win, they could move up a spot or two!
The Gods battle the Outrage in the last Alpha GOW!
Playoff rankings are at stake and they are ready to do battle!
It’s do or die for these teams, so do it or……….well, you know…….die, I guess.


Let’s do this shit!!

Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 16!

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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Warsaw War Gods (15-0) LW1 - Well nobody said being the top team in zeta would be easy. So to finish out your season, you get to play the #3 ranked wombats. They scratch, they claw, they bite, but the best part of playing the wombats is that if you skin enough of them you can make yourself a War God winter coat………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Mariah-Carey-Fur-Coat--24786.jpg
Nothing says I love you more than a nice patch of fur.
Next opponent: #3 Mombasa Wombats (13-2)

*#2 Kaunas Archangels (14-1) LW2 - So you guys locked up the #2 spot until death do you part.
The Pangs shouldn’t be a problem for you guys, so congrats on 15-1!
Next opponent: at #12 Hungary Pangs (3-12)

*#3 Mombasa Wombats (13-2) LW3 - Oh shit1 The War Gods are the last team of the regular season for you guys.
It really doesn’t matter if you win or lose, except for pride.
You can’t move up if you win and you can’t get bumped down should you lose.
So go for broke and give the War Gods a mouthful of Wombat!
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (15-0)

*#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-4) LW4 - It’s simple, don’t take the Swarm lightly and win to keep your Top 4 ranking and a Round 1 home game.
Best of luck, Zabbies.
Next opponent: #9 Serbia Swarm (8-7)

*#5 Tunguska Meteors (10-5) LW5 - The Reivers are up and they have their eyes on your #5 playoff spot.
The difference between being #5 and being #6 is facing the Wombats at #6 or the Zabijaks at #5.
If you remember, you lost to the Wombats 26-59 and you lost to the Zabijaks by 1 point in a 27-28 loss.
Who do you think you would fare better against?
So win to keep your #5 spot and a better shot at moving on to Round 2.
Next opponent: #6 Border Reivers (10-5)

*#6 Border Reivers (10-5) LW7 -Ok, you guys are already in it, but you have one last chance to move up in the standings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5BqpvcWuyo
Beat the Meteors and the #5 spot is yours, unless you would rather face the Wombats in Round 1.
Next opponent: at #5 Tunguska Meteors (10-5)

#7 Kentucky Bootleggers (9-6) LW6 - Win and you’re in. win and you’re in. Win and you’re in.
Let me say that again……..win and you’re in.
Salute to the bootlegger Veterans Day logos…………......SALUTE!
Next opponent: #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-13)

#8 Vatican City Bishops (9-6) LW8 - The solution is so very simple even a Bishop could do it……….just win, baby!
Win and you’re in!
Next opponent: at #11 Berlin Vikings (6-9)

#9 Serbia Swarm (8-7) LW9- This is your last chance, so here is what you need to happen…..
WIN!
That and the bootleggers to lose, you have the tie breaker over them.
Good luck.
Next opponent: at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-4)

#10 Beograd Black Hand (8-7) LW10 - Sorry Beograd, but you guys are officially out of the running.
The Bootleggers and Bishops both have wins over you, so the tie breaker goes to them, so best of luck to you guys in season 13.
Next opponent: #13 Springfield Meltdowns (4-11)

#11 Berlin Vikings (6-9) LW11 - I wish I had better news for you Vikings, but it is the end of your world as you know it………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDBz_naagJE
You guys earned my respect and I wish you the best of luck in season 13.
Next opponent: #8 Vatican City Bishops (9-6)

#12 Hungary Pangs (3-12) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/10Mercedes/Mercedes-02.jpg
Next opponent: #2 Kaunas Archangels (14-1)

#13 Springfield Meltdowns (4-11) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/08Brandie/Brandie-04.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Beograd Black Hand (8-7)

#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-13) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/12Jurgita/Jurgita-17.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Kentucky Bootleggers (9-6)

#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-15) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04Claudia/Claudia-42.jpg
Next opponent: #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-15)

#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-15) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Claudia/Claudia-36.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-15)


*****WEEK 16 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 8-0

Overall: 101-19
SA’s GOW: 11-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-9


#3 Mombasa Wombats (13-2) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (15-0) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#6 Border Reivers (10-5) at #5 Tunguska Meteors (10-5) = Tunguska Meteors
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#9 Serbia Swarm (8-7) at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-4) = Bratislava Zabijaks
Game Rating: 5/6 beers

#8 Vatican City Bishops (9-6) at #11 Berlin Vikings (6-9) = Vatican City Bishops
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#13 Springfield Meltdowns (4-11) at #10 Beograd Black Hand (8-7) = Beograd Black Hand
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#2 Kaunas Archangels (14-1) at #12 Hungary Pangs (3-12) = Kaunas Archangels
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-13) at #7 Kentucky Bootleggers (9-6) = Kentucky Bootleggers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-15) at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-15) = New Jersey Bombers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Mombasa Wombats (13-2) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (15-0) -
Wombats!
War Gods!
These two have been hated enemies since the dawn of time!
And now this time, it’s personal!
Claws, teeth and pure Wombat cunning are the weapons for Mombasa!
War and god like war godliness are the weapons for Warsaw!
But that isn’t enough, because this is the last Zeta GOW and we are sending it to………………..THUNDER DOME!!!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!
Nobody lives forever!
Let’s sim this already!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Wombats beat the War Gods?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good.
SA's Pick: Warsaw War Gods
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Mombasa Wombats

26/48 beers! – The last week of zeta and we have three great match ups ahead for you chuckle heads!
Serbia at Bratislava! Serbia has to win if they want to keep their playoff dreams alive!
Border Reivers at Tunguska! Whoever wins will claim the rights to the #5 spot in the playoffs!
And the GOW has the Wombats at the War Gods! Two great teams battling it out for pride in the final game of the season!
It just makes you want to cry out “I AM SPARTACUS!”


Let’s do this shit!!

Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 16!

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
I think somebody is sleeping with Bort (hint: look at the team above).


damn it, you figured out my secret!

It's Curtis ALL THE WAY for MVP, baby!!!

It makes you want to cry out....

"Cry HAVOC and let slip the dogs of WAR"

Don't go against the 8 ball SA

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
Originally posted by numone

damn it, you figured out my secret!

I KNEW IT!!!!

Evidentally, Bort don't like Bananas

Originally posted by daryl_ks
It's Curtis ALL THE WAY for MVP, baby!!!

Maybe, but I doubt it. Not a very good game for him today and Dream rattled off almost 700 yards.

Be interesting to see how the standings look tomorrow when updated.

Originally posted by daryl_ks
It's Curtis ALL THE WAY for MVP, baby!!!

Mr. Jackson, I remember game planning against you with Sparta's original team way back when...Sparta is currently ranked 3rd in EE Pro...should you still be down here in the "A" league where we first played you back in season 4???
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=117252

Originally posted by mwoods07
Mr. Jackson, I remember game planning against you with Sparta's original team way back when...Sparta is currently ranked 3rd in EE Pro...should you still be down here in the "A" league where we first played you back in season 4???
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=117252

lmfao, snap.

A little Kaunas inside info.... Dream and Omar, while growing up best friends, have had a falling out. They don't speak. They don't even look at each other. They simply refuse to acknowledge each other. Kaunas' locker room is forever changed and this presents a distinct disadvantage for their dream run through the playoffs as the most under-leveled team in EEAA#2.

Peter King will have more soon.