Warrior General Games

It’s here! It’s finally here! Week 15 has finally arrived! Yay!
So…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swzh0ngMNJo ………….JUMP!!

Hello again chuckle heads and welcome to Week 15!!

Well I think it is about time we all find out just what we are all in this for.
What are we fighting for?
Why do we go through the heartbreak of a loss each week?
Why do we go through the agony of defeat every other day?
Why do we go through the suffering of game planning only to find out we lost?
Why do we put in all this time into building a team and making a winning season?
Why not?
What could be worth all of this, you ask?

This is why……….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/pcupps.jpg ……..the Pimp Cup.

The winner gets his name forever inscribed on the Pimp Cup where all of GLB shall remember the team name from now to the end of time.
Plus, the winner gets………………..
- each player will get “GLB the board game”.
- Two tickets for every player to see “Healthcare; the Broadway musical”.
- genuine leather men’s apparel courtesy of Samuel L. Jackson
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/BadAssMotherFuckerWallet.jpg
- a championship gala dinner at McDruggers marijuana restaurants, over 1 billion stoned……..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/marijuana-restaurant-a7c.jpg
- dinner and a night on the town with legendary superstar of stage and screen, Erik Estrada………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/eric20estrada-1.jpg
- a little of this………….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/johigyyig.jpg
- a lot of that…………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/u90y8gh8ghuioh.jpg
- and a whole bunch of the other…………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/glghlhilh.jpg
- a keg party thrown in the winners honor with my personal keg…………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/227.jpg
Does all that sound worth playing for?

But SA, what does the loser get?
Well, I’m glad you asked………………

- the loser team will get some toilet paper named after them……
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/funny-pictures-asswipes-1aM.jpg
- the entire loser team will get official loser team hats that says you did nothing but settle for second best………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Ifuckthefatfriend.jpg
- these official new team logos…………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/losers.jpg
- dinner for the whole team at…………….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/bar-b-q-funny.jpg .........don’t forget to bring your wives/GF’s.
- a ride home in the…………….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/wahmbulance.jpg
- and of course, the knowledge that you have been……………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/pwned_wrestler_20090902_1650582312.jpg

Now doesn’t it make everyone feel better that the runner up won’t be going home empty handed? Hmmmm?

The Playoff Picture
Just one last spot in Alpha to fill in.
Sparta Baby Chickens need to win both games or the Vikings need to lose one for them to claim it.

Zeta is a helluva lot more complicated!
Here is what the teams still in contention will have to do to lock up their invitation this week, otherwise they will have to wait until week 16 to try and get in.

Bratislava Zabijacks – win and you’re in. And you should win against the CPU Bombers.
Tunguska Meteors – doesn’t matter if you win or lose this one, if the Swarm lose to the Wombats then you guys are in.
Kentucky Bootleggers and Border Reivers – must win and either the Bishops or Swarm to lose and they are in.
Bishops, Swarm and Black Hand – all must win and hope the teams above you fall apart and lose for you guys to keep in it. One #8 spot and three teams still trying to own it.

So there is a quick run down of how things are going in the EEAA#2 playoff picture.

Alpha Conference
1) Ukraine Freight Train
2) Banja Luka Funky Bunch
3) Excellence Express X Factor
4) Lithuanian Lumberjacks
5) Cincinnati Tigers
6) Odessa Outrage
7) The Gods
8) ?

Zeta Conference
1) Warsaw War Gods
2) Kaunas Archangels
3) Mombasa Wombats
4) ?
5) ?
6) ?
7) ?
8) ?


.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!



You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.

****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (14-0) LW1 - Here it is!
This is it!
Here is the last team on the schedule that actually has a chance of beating the Freight train in the regular season. Oh how the pressure must feel.
These guys are good, so maybe you guys should keep game planning into the wee hours of the morning. Put on some coffee and just keep game planning. They could beat you with one play, but which one will it be?
Will it be a run play?
Or a pass?
Or a return, don’t forget about he Special Teams?
Did you double check everything?
Are you sure?
Are you really sure?
I mean 52 straight wins are at stake here. That’s 3 seasons worth of games and planning down the drain should you guys lose!
Are you starting to sweat yet?
Getting nervous?
Losing sleep?
Having trouble getting it up?
I’ll bet my offer is looking better and better by the second, hmmm.
It will always be there for you should you need it.
Just take it. That’s right, just reach out and accept my offer to lose to the Funky Bunch and the pressure will be all gone.
Food will taste better, air will smell cleaner, sex will feel sexier, life will be sooo much better if you just stretch out that hand and take the offer.
No?
F you, dudes.
Next opponent: #3 Excellence Express X Factor (12-2)

*#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-1) LW2 - CRAP!! Another big game with another Top 4 opponent!
Well, put your platform disco shoes back on and get ready for another episode of Dance Fever with Deney Terrio, because this party could go on all night.
Next opponent: #4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (12-2)

*#3 Excellence Express X Factor (12-2) LW3 - Alright, it’s the match up Alpha has been waiting for. The EEXF vs the Freight Train!
The only team that came closest to beating these guys was a Zeta team, so you have your work cut out for you.
And to add even more strain on you EEXF’ers, this one is going to the GOW!
Have fun guys.
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (14-0)

*#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (12-2) LW4 - Ok, Lumberjacks, you know that deal I been offering up to the Freight Train?
Well I got one for you guys too!
Hows about a new chain saw for every player on the team if you guys just forget about this next game and lose to the Funky Bunch?
I’ll throw in a new plaid flannel shirt for every player……..and brand newish axes too!
No?
Ok how about tickets to see that new movie for lumberjacks called “Broke Ox Mountain”.
It’s a movie for mature audiences all about Paul Bunyan and the forbidden love he shared with his big blue ox, Babe. It’s a beautiful, tender and touching story about taboo lumberjack love between a giant and his ox.’
“Riveting!” – said Roger Ebert.
I’ll just leave the tickets on the table and we’ll find out if you took them after the game.
Next opponent: at #2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-1)

*#5 Odessa Outrage (10-4) LW6 - Well even if the Lumberjacks lose their game against the Funky Bunch, they will still have the Devil Bats to play, which will be a definite win.
So I think you guys are pretty much stuck in the bottom half of the playoff contenders.
So get ready to protect that #5 spot against the Tigers this week, you may not be able to move up any further but other teams can still knock you down a peg or two.
Next opponent: #5 Cincinnati Tigers (10-4)

*#6 Cincinnati Tigers (10-4) LW5 - You guys need a win to keep your #7 spot.
The Gods hold the tie breaker over you guys so don’t give them an opportunity to over take you.
Good luck Tigers! Meooow!
Next opponent: at #6 Odessa Outrage (10-4)

*#7 The Gods (9-5) LW7 - Could this be your 10th win of the season? God I hope so!
This will put you into the double digits for wins and give you a nice breather before playing the Outrage in the final game of the season.
So sit back, relax and pull the toga out of your ass crack, because this will be an easy game for The Gods.
Next opponent: at #12 Tallinn Nightmare (4-10)

#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (6-8) LW8 – OK, here is your big game.
Win and you’re in.
Lose and you suck.
That’s just how the Sports Page rolls, dude.
Next opponent: #10 House Of Pain (5-9)

#9 Vestfold Vikings (6-8) LW9 - Here is your best shot at one final win of season 12. Keep your eyes on the Sparta/HOP game. Should Sparta lose the next two, you guys are in.
Go get it Vikes!
Next opponent: #11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (4-10)

#10 House Of Pain (5-9) LW10 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/03Elena/Elena-29.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (6-8)

#11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (4-10) LW11 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/01Holly/Holly-31.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Vestfold Vikings (6-8)

#12 Tallinn Nightmare (4-10) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/02Vicki/Vickie-43.jpg
Next opponent: #7 The Gods (9-5)

#13 Furious George (3-11) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/03Cassi/Cassi-36.jpg
Next opponent: #16 Aachen Spartans (0-14)

#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-13) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/03Reka/Reka-25.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-13)

#15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-13) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/04Inna/Inna-41.jpg
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (1-13)

#16 Aachen Spartans (0-14) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/05Michaiah/Michaiah-04.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 Furious George (3-11)


*****WEEK 15 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: Week 14: 8-0 Week 15:

Overall: 102-10
SA’s GOW: 11-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-7


#3 Excellence Express X Factor (12-2) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (14-0) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (12-2) at #2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-1) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#6 Cincinnati Tigers (10-4) at #5 Odessa Outrage (10-4) = Cincinnati Tigers
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#10 House Of Pain (5-9) at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (6-8) = Sparta Baby Chickens
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (4-10) at #9 Vestfold Vikings (6-8) = Vestfold Vikings
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#7 The Gods (9-5) at #12 Tallinn Nightmare (4-10) = The Gods
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-13) at #15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-13) = Tomsk Assassins
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#16 Aachen Spartans (0-14) at #13 Furious George (3-11) = Furious George
Game Rating: 1/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (12-2) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (14-0) -
#3 takes on #1 in the G….O….W!!!
And this one is a battle of the beasts of the east………….east Europe, that is.
So clench your butt cheeks everyone, because this one is going to………THUNDER DOME!!!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!
And you guys know the rules of Thunder Dome………there are none!
Brass knuckles? Legal!
Nun chucks? You know it!
A nice set of Ginsu steak knives? Use’em!
Leaving the lid down? Do it!
Forcing the opposing team to listen to Jessica Simpson try and sing? ……………..oh man, now that is just mean, man. I mean really mean!........but……….LEGAL!
First one to go insane listening to her sing loses!
Good luck you two!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the EEXF beat the Freight Train?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook not so good.
SA's Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Ukraine Freight Train

27/48 beers! – Hold the phone! We got ourselves a great week of match ups here in week 15!
Three games rated at 6 beers this time around!
We have #5 Odessa Outrage being challenged by #5 Cincinnati Tigers!
The #4 Lumberjacks battle it out with the #2 Funky6 Bunch!
And in the GOW we have the #3 EEXF taking on the #1 Freight Train!
The Top 6 Alpha teams all go at each others throats this week, so hang on and enjoy the GLB ride!
I just jizzed in my pants and I do not care!


Let’s do this shit!!

Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 15!

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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Warsaw War Gods (14-0) LW1 - Not so fast, War Gods!
You thought you would just ease your way into the playoffs? Don’t think so!
You guys will have to actually fight for what is yours in the last 2 games, starting with fending off the Bootleggers.
Ain’t nothing easy in EEAA!
Next opponent: #6 Kentucky Bootleggers (9-5)

*#2 Kaunas Archangels (13-1) LW2 - Get past he Meteors up next and then it’s smooth sailing to the playoffs for the Archangels.
Going back to your second home, the GOW.
Next opponent: #5 Tunguska Meteors (10-4)

*#3 Mombasa Wombats (12-2) LW3 - The Swarm are a dangerous team right now. They have nothing to lose and everything to gain, so don’t take them lightly.
Just take precautions or you might end up getting stung and looking like this guy……….
http://img3.allvoices.com/thumbs/event/480/385/32903031-horrible-bee.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Serbia Swarm (8-6)

#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (10-4) LW4 - Now this is more like it. A CPU team for an easy win is the only way to go! You can pad stats, get rested up, prepare for the next game, you can do all of that and not game plan 1 second and still get an easy victory.
Enjoy the 11th win, Zabbies!
Next opponent: at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-14)

#5 Tunguska Meteors (10-4) LW5 - Well don’t fret, because even if you don’t win another game you could still get in the playoffs by the Serbia Swarm or the Bishops losing this week.
That kind of takes a little pressure off of the old anus, don’t it?
Next opponent: at #2 Kaunas Archangels (13-1)

#6 Kentucky Bootleggers (9-5) LW6 - Well I was going to tell you the “win and you’re in” routine, but this is the War Gods we are talking about.
How about this, win one of your last 2 games and you are in. So might as well count the Range Roamers in week 16 as the win that gets you in.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (14-0)

#7 Border Reivers (9-5) LW7 - You guys need this win to keep pace ahead of the three teams below you. With time running out, these last two games mean more than ever!
Just keep winning is all you can do and hope the rest of the puzzle pieces fall into place.
Good luck, Reivers.
Next opponent: #11 Berlin Vikings (6-8)

#8 Vatican City Bishops (8-6) LW8 - The Bishops need to turn things around quickly before it gets too late. Three straight losses and you guys are now teetering on the edge for your playoff lives.
But at least a game against Secretville could lift some spirits and answer a few of your prayers. That will be an easy win and give you time to prepare for the Vikings in your season finale’.
Next opponent: #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-14)

#9 Serbia Swarm (8-6) LW9- Now that is what I’m talking about!
You needed a win to stay alive and you got the win and are still alive!
So 1 down and 2 to go!
You are still in the same situation as last game, so don’t let up. You need this win to keep your playoff hopes alive!
Go get’em Swarm!
Next opponent: #3 Mombasa Wombats (12-2)

#10 Beograd Black Hand (7-7) LW10 - Welcome to 8-7 and getting above .500!
We just have to figure out a way to get you guys in the playoffs is all.
But the easy wins will definitely help.
Go Black Hand!
Next opponent: at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-12)

#11 Berlin Vikings (6-8) LW11 - Just two more games to go and it will all be done. Might as well get started to preparing for next season.
Next opponent: at #7 Border Reivers (9-5)

#12 Hungary Pangs (3-11) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/06Amanda/Amanda-31.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 Springfield Meltdowns (3-11)

#13 Springfield Meltdowns (3-11) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/06Aubrey/Aubrey-30.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Hungary Pangs (3-11)

#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-12) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/08Emily/Emily-23.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Beograd Black Hand (7-7)

#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-14) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/07Morgan/Morgan-08.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Vatican City Bishops (8-6)

#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-14) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/09Jennifer/Jennifer-18.jpg
Next opponent: #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (10-4)


*****WEEK 15 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15:

Overall: 93-19
SA’s GOW: 10-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-8


#5 Tunguska Meteors (10-4) at #2 Kaunas Archangels (13-1) = Kaunas Archangels
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#6 Kentucky Bootleggers (9-5) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (14-0) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 5/6 beers

#3 Mombasa Wombats (12-2) at #9 Serbia Swarm (8-6) = Mombasa Wombats
Game Rating: 4/6 beers

#11 Berlin Vikings (6-8) at #7 Border Reivers (9-5) = Border Reivers
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#12 Hungary Pangs (3-11) at #13 Springfield Meltdowns (3-11) = Hungary Pangs
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#10 Beograd Black Hand (7-7) at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-12) = Beograd Black Hand
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-14) at #8 Vatican City Bishops (8-6) = Vatican City Bishops
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (10-4) at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-14) = Bratislava Zabijaks
Game Rating: 1/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Tunguska Meteors (10-4) at #2 Kaunas Archangels (13-1) -
A win for the Archangels locks up the #2 spot!
A win for the Meteors locks up a playoff spot!
With this much at stake we need to take away the rules and just let them go at it!
Semi-automatic weapons? Hell yeah!
Throwing dirt in your opponents eyes? You know it!
Wearing a hockey mask and randomly killing off a group of teens at a summer camp by Lake Crystal? That’s cool as long as there are plenty of gratuitous naked boobie shots!
Rubbing your balls on the pillow that the other team sleeps on at night? It’s low, but it’s a must!
Farting really bad beer gas and blaming it on the other team’s dog? Gotta’ do it!
Good luck to these two teams!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Meteors beat the Archangels?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good.
SA's Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Tunguska Meteors

25/48 beers! – Gentlemen! Start your GLB boners!
Three huge match ups in Zeta this week!
The Wombats take on the Swarm – the Swarm need this win or it is bed time for their season!
The Bootleggers take on the War Gods – prolly not the best time to play the War Gods when you are needing a win to secure a playoff berth.
The Meteors take on the Archangels in the GOW – Meteors need the win to lock up their playoff spot this week!
With all of these important games in Alpha and Zeta you may just hook up the beer to an IV and just enjoy the games.


Let’s do this shit!!

Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 15!

Lol i asked the magic 8 ball If the Bootleggers would beat the Warsaw Gods of War and the answer came up...Don't count on it..Always reassuring.

8-ball doesn't sugar coat it at all.

Some great games to go with another great write up!

Not that many care but i have returned just in time. Nice to see these great write ups still going strong, very entertaining.

good luck to all teams and thanks again sa

Originally posted by phrog
Not that many care but i have returned just in time. Nice to see these great write ups still going strong, very entertaining.

I care. I am ready to run a train on your defense.

SA, we'll give you a GM credential if you do these write-ups in our next forum (either AA again or AAA)

Originally posted by KJDCanefan
Lol i asked the magic 8 ball If the Bootleggers would beat the Warsaw Gods of War and the answer came up...Don't count on it..Always reassuring.

This'll be waiting for you and Steve when you punch in. http://img.infibeam.com/img/2885dcdb/608/2/9780879802608.jpg

Will be watching the final rounds eagerly... Whatever happens will be exciting in Zeta!

Originally posted by BengalDuck
SA, we'll give you a GM credential if you do these write-ups in our next forum (either AA again or AAA)

+1

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (12-2) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (14-0) -
#3 takes on #1 in the G….O….W!!!
And this one is a battle of the beasts of the east………….east Europe, that is.
So clench your butt cheeks everyone, because this one is going to………THUNDER DOME!!!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!


Statement game for Ukraine.

Originally posted by robinhoodnik
Originally posted by KJDCanefan

Lol i asked the magic 8 ball If the Bootleggers would beat the Warsaw Gods of War and the answer came up...Don't count on it..Always reassuring.

This'll be waiting for you and Steve when you punch in. http://img.infibeam.com/img/2885dcdb/608/2/9780879802608.jpg


Lol well they aren't invincible. Hopefully we get another shot in the playoffs

Bootleggers can prove even the gods are human sometimes.

Great work as always SA!!!! JACKASS!!!

Originally posted by tlsmith
I care. I am ready to run a train on your defense.



too late, the bootleggers already did and now i am forced to make some changes before the playoffs. damn Bootleggers o_O