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Welcome to unlucky week 13!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3t9SfrfDZM

So a couple more teams have secured a spot in the playoffs and have been added to the list.
Things are heating up in the final four games of the regular season and teams are really fighting for position in the tournament now and some teams are fighting fort heir lives as the race draws to a close.
If you aren’t on the list of invitees, then you best keep winning.

So far the playoff picture is shaping up like this………..

Alpha Conference
1) Ukraine Freight Train
2) Banja Luka Funky Bunch
3) Excellence Express X Factor
4) Lithuanian Lumberjacks
5) Cincinnati Tigers
6) ?
7) ?
8) ?

Zeta Conference
1) Warsaw War Gods
2) Kaunas Archangels
3) ?
4) ?
5) ?
6) ?
7) ?
8) ?


Don’t make me come down to your place of business and slap you in front of all your co-workers!
Just…………………

.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!



You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.

****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (12-0) LW1 - Oh yeah, like the Aachen Spartans really have a chance in this one.
NEXT!
Next opponent: #15 Aachen Spartans (0-11)

*#2 Excellence Express X Factor (11-1) LW3 - Two top 4 teams remain left to be played in your final four games of the regular season.
If you want to stay in the top 4, you will need to beat these teams. Simple as that.
And the Funky Bunch are the first top 4 team up next in the GOW for you.
Next opponent: at #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (11-1)

*#3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (11-1) LW4 - Well the last four games are not going top be kind to you at all.
EEXF, Lumberjacks and Tigers are all left on the schedule, so keeping yourselves as a top 4 team will not be easy. Staying in the top 4 is a must with the playoffs close to starting up.
Next opponent: #2 Excellence Express X Factor (11-1)

*#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-2) LW2 - Enjoy an easy win after that big GOW loss.
It’s always nice to relax after a big game like that, especially with the playoffs right around the corner as well.
So enjoy it.
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (1-10)

*#5 Cincinnati Tigers (9-3) LW5 - Congrats! You are officially in the playoffs!
And it’s a good thing too. After the next game, the last 3 games are big trouble.
Next opponent: at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (4-8)

#6 Odessa Outrage (8-4) LW6 - Look, it’s very simple.
Win and you’re in.
Lose and you are not yet in.
You’ll be in the palyoffs sooner or later, but why not just lock it up with a win right now.
Next opponent: at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (6-6)

#7 The Gods (7-5) LW7 - I think this win should pretty much lock up your invite to the post season party.
Congrats, Pedro and the Gods!
Enjoy the win.
Next opponent: at #13 Furious George (3-8)

#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (6-6) LW8 – Even if you don’t win the next two games, the last 2 games are must wins. As long as you win the last 2 games you are pretty much in.
Next opponent: #6 Odessa Outrage (8-4)

#9 House Of Pain (4-8) LW10 - If you guys win the rest of your games, you should be in it.
Go for broke HOP!
Next opponent: at #11 Vestfold Vikings (4-8)

#10 Tallinn Nightmare (4-8) LW11 - Sorry guys, but one more loss and you are officially out of it.
Make this game count.
Next opponent: #5 Cincinnati Tigers (9-3)

#11 Vestfold Vikings (4-8) LW9 - The next three games you have a good shot at winning all three. But that last game might be the kicker.
Regardless of who you play, you will need to win out to make he post season.
Next opponent: #9 House Of Pain (4-8)

#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-9) LW12 - Yay! You are finally here!
Now click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/04Briana/Briana-25.jpg
Next opponent: at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-11)

#13 Furious George (3-8) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/05Mia/Mia-35.jpg
Next opponent: #7 The Gods (7-5)

#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/05Valentina/Valentina-37.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-2)

#15 Aachen Spartans (0-11) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/04Kristina/Kristina-09.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (12-0)

#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-11) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/04Alina/Alina-10.jpg
Next opponent: #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-9)


*****WEEK 13 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0 Week 12: 7-1

Overall: 87-9
SA’s GOW: 9-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-6


#9 House Of Pain (4-8) at #11 Vestfold Vikings (4-8) = House Of Pain
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#6 Odessa Outrage (8-4) at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (6-6) = Odessa Outrage
Game Rating: 4/6 beers

#5 Cincinnati Tigers (9-3) at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (4-8) = Cincinnati Tigers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#2 Excellence Express X Factor (11-1) at #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (11-1) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#7 The Gods (7-5) at #13 Furious George (3-8) = The Gods
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-10) at #4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-2) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-9) at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-11) = West Charleville Sharpshooters
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#15 Aachen Spartans (0-11) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (12-0) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 2/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Excellence Express X Factor (11-1) at #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (11-1) -
It’s #2 vs #3 in week 12’s Alpha GOW!
Hide the family pets and lock up the barn! This one has no boundaries!
But we need to keep some order and balance here.
So let’s make this one a good, clean, wholesome,, fruit eating contest…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoELVIserBg
……see, nothing so bad about that.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the EEXF beat the Funky Bunch?
8 Ball's answer: Without a doubt
SA's Pick: Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Excellence Express X Factor

21/48 beers! – Two, count’em, two great match ups in Alpha this week!
First off, the #6 Odessa Outrage travels to the #8 Sparta Baby Chickens.
Why is this game mentioned?
Well, the Outrage can secure themselves into the playoffs with the win right here!
Secondly, we have the GOW!
The #2 EEXF goes to the #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch.
Come on, #2 vs #3! Great match up!
Why does the EEXF make me think it’s a really big bra size?


Let’s do this shit!!

Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 13!

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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Warsaw War Gods (12-0) LW1 - OK, twelve straight wins for you guys and now it is time to go for #13. It’s time to give the back hand to the Black Hand.
So everyone is pretty sure that the War Gods will beat Beograd, but more importantly, how come Phrog has yet to hook me up with the cowgirl?
Don’t make me pull rank on you.
Still waiting Phrog…………………..
Next opponent: #9 Beograd Black Hand (6-6)

*#2 Kaunas Archangels (11-1) LW2 - It’s been business as usual fort he archangels. Just win, win, win, baby. So I figure you guys deserve………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg ……yep, it’s vacation time!
It’s Time to get a tan on those angel wings of yours.
It’s time to take off the sandals and put on some flip flops.
Put the harp and halo away for a ukulele and a straw hat.
Enjoy the easy win.
Next opponent: #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-12)

#3 Mombasa Wombats (10-2) LW3 - Geez, what a rough second half you guys have had. Not so much in losses, but the level of the talent of opponents you’ve faced.
Archangels, Reivers, now the Bishops, then the Swarm and the War Gods.
So far you’ve made it through with just one loss, butt the Bishops are up next and they are looking for a win to secure their spot in the playoffs as early as possible.
See you in the GOW.
Next opponent: at #5 Vatican City Bishops (8-4)

#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-3) LW4 - Ok, boar butchers, it’s time to take on another playoff bound team.
Here’s the situation for you though, win now and you secure your bid in the playoffs.
That’s it, so just don’t sit there staring at me with your jaw wide open and drool hanging off your chin, go win chuckle heads!
Next opponent: at #8 Border Reivers (7-5)

#5 Vatican City Bishops (8-4) LW5 - The Bootleggers really gave you guys a butt slapping.
But get ready to move on to the Wombats and Zabijacks.
Making your way into the playoffs may take you on the long and rocky road, but you should eventually make it there.
This week it’s the Wombats in the GOW.
Good luck.
Next opponent: #3 Mombasa Wombats (10-2)

#6 Tunguska Meteors (8-4) LW6 - Finally you guys get a break!
The next two games are cream puffs and they will give you your 9th and 10th wins of the season. And that will be enough to officially proclaim your entry into the post season.
It’s always nice to ease your way into the playoffs.
Next opponent: at #12 Hungary Pangs (3-9)

#7 Kentucky Bootleggers (8-4) LW7 - I see you guys ending up with at least 11 wins, unless you beat the War Gods.
The finish line is in your sight and a 2nd class ticket to the playoffs is waiting for you.
Get the win here, which should be a cake walk, and you guys should officially be in the post season.
Next opponent: at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-12)

#8 Border Reivers (7-5) LW8 - All you need is two wins in the final 4 games to take home the #8 spot in the playoffs.
The Swarm and Black Hand are still at your heels, but just win two and you can kiss them good bye.
Next opponent: #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-3)

#9 Beograd Black Hand (6-6) LW9 - Well the Black Hand clawed their way back to 6-5 only to lose to the Meteors last game and be put back to .500.
You are still in the race though. After the War Gods you play the Pangs, Roamers and Meltdowns, all should be wins and give you a 9-7 record.
The Reivers are your team to watch, should they lose three of their last four games, you guys are in.
If they win two of their last four, you guys are out.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (12-0)

#10 Serbia Swarm (6-6) LW10 - After a 5-1 start, you guys have slid down to 1-5 in the six games since. The Range Roamers should provide you with a 7th win, but after that the Swarm will have to sharpen their stingers, because all three games will be some tough battles.
Good luck on turning it around in the final leg of the race.
Next opponent: #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-10)

#11 Berlin Vikings (5-7) LW11 - You guys should get the win here, but it will probably be your last.
Give’em hell on the way to the last game and good luck next season.
Next opponent: at #13 Springfield Meltdowns (3-9)

#12 Hungary Pangs (3-9) LW12 - You made it! Yay!
Now click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/03Ashly/Ashly-08.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Tunguska Meteors (8-4)

#13 Springfield Meltdowns (3-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/02Emilia/Emilia-37.jpg
Next opponent: #11 Berlin Vikings (5-7)

#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/02Laura/Laura-40.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Serbia Swarm (6-6)

#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-12) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/03Jenn/Jenn-12.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 Kaunas Archangels (11-1)

#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-12) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/03Milena/Milena-08.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Kentucky Bootleggers (8-4)


*****WEEK 13 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 7-1

Overall: 79-17
SA’s GOW: 8-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 5-7


#3 Mombasa Wombats (10-2) at #5 Vatican City Bishops (8-4) = Mombasa Wombats
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-3) at #8 Border Reivers (7-5) = Bratislava Zabijaks
Game Rating: 5/6 beers

#9 Beograd Black Hand (6-6) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (12-0) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 4/6 beers

#6 Tunguska Meteors (8-4) at #12 Hungary Pangs (3-9) = Tunguska Meteors
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#11 Berlin Vikings (5-7) at #13 Springfield Meltdowns (3-9) = Berlin Vikings
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-10) at #10 Serbia Swarm (6-6) = Serbia Swarm
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-12) at #2 Kaunas Archangels (11-1) = Kaunas Archangels
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#7 Kentucky Bootleggers (8-4) at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-12) = Kentucky Bootleggers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Mombasa Wombats (10-2) at #5 Vatican City Bishops (8-4) -
If you asked the Bishops what is the one thing that epitomizes true evil, they will tell you, the Wombat.
If you asked a Wombat what is the most vicious enemy a wombat has to fear in this world they would tell you, a bishop.
One is a vicious, killing machine and the other is a wombat!
Let’s just let them choose a pistol and take shots at each other until they are dead, just like mother nature intended.
Get to simming this already!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Wombats beat the Bishops?
8 Ball's answer: My reply is no.
SA's Pick: Mombasa Wombats
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Vatican City Bishops

23/48 beers! – Three matchups to drink to this week!
Raise two to the Black Hand vs War Gods game. We know how it will end up, but give the Black Hand their props.
Then drink a 6-pack to the Zabijacks vs Reivers game, a fine match up with two teams trying to secure their playoff bids.
Then there is the GOW. Wombats and Bishops in a battle to the death! Watch out Wombats, I hear that some of those Bishops carry switch blades under their robes.
Enjoy the games!


Let’s do this shit!!

Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 13!
 
jesusmp2000
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Phrog is no where to be found lol (naval school)

Great writeups, almost thought you had given up , little late than usual! Good job!
 
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Banja vs EEXF is gonna be great! I can't wait. If I had to guess I would put my money on EEXF, but on a close one.

Since UFT's game wont be worth watching, i'll watch that one instead.
 
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Excellent as always Jackass!!!
 
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Originally posted by jesusmp2000
Phrog is no where to be found lol (naval school)

Great writeups, almost thought you had given up , little late than usual! Good job!


yeah, I got caught up on internet porn. It's a curse.
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Nov 6, 2009 03:07:07
 
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Originally posted by numone
Banja vs EEXF is gonna be great! I can't wait. If I had to guess I would put my money on EEXF, but on a close one.

Since UFT's game wont be worth watching, i'll watch that one instead.


hopefully we can prove you wrong, but if not, the EEXF are a damn fine team.
I just think you are trying to get some extra scouting out of this game, you don't really care......boo hoo, boo hoo, boo hoo!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Nov 6, 2009 03:09:03
 
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Originally posted by chadj19
Excellent as always Jackass!!!


 
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Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
hopefully we can prove you wrong, but if not, the EEXF are a damn fine team.
I just think you are trying to get some extra scouting out of this game, you don't really care......boo hoo, boo hoo, boo hoo!


hahaha i did want the scouting film.

anyways gratz, you proved me wrong, nice game.
 


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