Well thought I would share something out of the MaRAWK!!o archives...... Coach and Owner BillSaidSux at his finest.....
Intrepid Floozy Nancy Andrews: Coach, you gave up 14 fourth quarter points to lose to The Lightning today 14-17. Including a turnover with 1:47 left in the game that they were able to turn into the final points.
Coach BSS: Today we took the field and played well. The Lightning are a strong matchup for us and we knew we would have a FIGHT on our hands. We weren't surprised by them because we knew who they were. The Lightning are who we thought they were.
<Coach glares at the assembled press>
We played these guys last year and we know who they are.
<Glaring, but even harder now>
They are who we thought they were.
<short pause complete with crazy in the eyes!>
THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!!!
<Steam coming out of ears and blood streaming from the tear ducts>
THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!
<Coach starts counting backwards from a million to calm down>
And let me say something else.... Our QB threw a pick late in the game and I'm sure tomorrow there is going to be another article in the paper about him that is full of lies. Well...IF YOU WANT TO GO AFTER ONE OF MY ATHLETES, YOU GO AFTER ME. I'M A 4O0 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT A MAN!!!! I'M IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!
<coach makes eye contact with each member of the press>
You just think about that when you write your next article. Nancy - don't bother coming over tonight, I'm gonna be busy until sun rise.
<Coach start to float out of the room, but just says screw it and turns into a bat and flies out>
Intrepid Floozy Nancy Andrews: Coach, you gave up 14 fourth quarter points to lose to The Lightning today 14-17. Including a turnover with 1:47 left in the game that they were able to turn into the final points.
Coach BSS: Today we took the field and played well. The Lightning are a strong matchup for us and we knew we would have a FIGHT on our hands. We weren't surprised by them because we knew who they were. The Lightning are who we thought they were.
<Coach glares at the assembled press>
We played these guys last year and we know who they are.
<Glaring, but even harder now>
They are who we thought they were.
<short pause complete with crazy in the eyes!>
THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!!!
<Steam coming out of ears and blood streaming from the tear ducts>
THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!
<Coach starts counting backwards from a million to calm down>
And let me say something else.... Our QB threw a pick late in the game and I'm sure tomorrow there is going to be another article in the paper about him that is full of lies. Well...IF YOU WANT TO GO AFTER ONE OF MY ATHLETES, YOU GO AFTER ME. I'M A 4O0 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT A MAN!!!! I'M IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!
<coach makes eye contact with each member of the press>
You just think about that when you write your next article. Nancy - don't bother coming over tonight, I'm gonna be busy until sun rise.
<Coach start to float out of the room, but just says screw it and turns into a bat and flies out>
