Welcome to week number ten everyone!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rFYbMhcG8
We made it into double digits!
Well if you’ve made it to week ten, you won’t mind going a little further until we reach the playoffs.
The post season picture is almost complete. We know who will be in and who won’t, but there is one race in Alpha that is still undecided. The race for the #8 spot is still wide open to the Baby Chickens, Nightmare, Vikings and HOP. If any oft hem can scrounge up 8 wins, they are in.
In Zeta, the #8 spot is a jumble between the Black Hand, Vikings, Swarm and Meteors. So keep an eye on that race as we go along as well.
So Happy Halloween, you chuckle heads! Hope your teams get a treat and not a trick.
But sometimes a trick can be a treat if it isn’t an undercover cop or a she-male. I’ve learned that lesson the hard way all too many times.
No more to say, except for…………………
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (9-0) LW1 - So there goes #47. That is a really impressive streak you guys have going there.
Wouldn’t it suck if the Outrage, of all teams, beat you guys? I mean, you guys would really have to be embarrassed losing to the Outrage, right?
I mean what if you miss one thing that costs you that streak; just one little detail is all it takes. Better double check yourselves and then triple check yourselves and then check your AI one last time, just to make sure you didn’t miss that one little thing that you weren’t so worried about.
The Outrage are capable of beating anyone on any given Saturday morning.
Is the pressure getting to you yet, hmmmmmm?
Do you feel that huge weight on your shoulders?
Are you starting to sweat a little bit just thinking of that one thing you could have missed that might cost you the win streak?
No? ............well…………F you, dudes.
Next opponent: at #6 Odessa Outrage (6-3)
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (8-1) LW2 - Aachen is next?........Zzzzzzzzzzzz……..
Next opponent: at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-9)
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (8-1) LW3 - 8 straight wins and you guys aren’t going to let some pussy cats stop you from getting #9, are you?
We’ll see, in the GOW.
Next opponent: at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (7-2)
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-1) LW4 - Time to get some rest in for the Funky Bunch. You guys shouldn’t have an important game until the EEXF game, so have fun boogieing your asses off fort he next here games.
Next opponent: at #9 House Of Pain (3-6)
#5 Cincinnati Tigers (7-2) LW5 - Four wins in a row! Nicely done.
But up next is the EEXF and they are better than the four teams you just beat.
Time to sharpen the claws and polish the fangs once again, because this will be a battle to the death in the GOW!
Next opponent: #3 Excellence Express X Factor (8-1)
#6 Odessa Outrage (6-3) LW7 - Well you guys certainly took some rage out on the Devil Bats and you will need to keep fanning the flames of that rage against the Freight Train too.
So to do my part in keeping the Outrage outraged, I will say a couple things that should keep you pissed off until Saturday AM.
You have no fashion sense!
Those jeans makes your asses look fat!
The Freight Train buys non-dolphin free tuna and serves it to small children every Tuesday for lunch!
There, that should keep you guys seeing red until game time.
Next opponent: #1 Ukraine Freight Train (9-0)
#7 The Gods (5-4) LW6 - Well I won’t post a wedgie for Pedro this time. But I am going to buy you guys some stylish undies to wear during the game. I am getting sick of seeing your toga’s fly up when running downfield, except for the lady gods of course.
Have fun beating the crap out of the Devil bats.
Next opponent: #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-9)
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (4-5) LW11 – Ok Baby Chicks, the challenge has been laid down. So that win over the Vikings should pretty much eliminate them from contending for that #8 spot, unless there are just complete breakdowns by other teams.
So the Furious George will hand over this win to get you back to .500 and the lead on that final playoff slot.
Next opponent: #12 Furious George (3-6)
#9 House Of Pain (3-6) LW8 - You guys are not out of the running just yet, but this next game won’t help your cause either.
Better just start planning for the Devil Bats.
Next opponent: #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-1)
#10 Tallinn Nightmare (3-6) LW9 - Someone is ready to rumble!
Originally posted by azfredbird
Another great write up. Tallinn wants that playoff spot.
It’s time to make that statement a fact, Nightmare. And it all starts with this game right here against the Vikings.
Your chances are already looking bleak, butt hey are still there. You can keep them alive with a win and then next week against the George, but the big game will be the Baby Chickens game.
But all of that looking ahead crap is moot if you don’t b eat the Vikings next. Your playoff life begins now.
Next opponent: #11 Vestfold Vikings (3-6)
#11 Vestfold Vikings (3-6) LW10 - Not much that can be said right now.
But if yuou win, you are in. Just keep winning and you may have a shot, but with the caliber of teams you have left on the schedule, your playoff window is closing.
Next opponent: at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (3-6)
#12 Furious George (3-6) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/07Jana/Jana-24.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (4-5)
#13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (2-7) LW13 - The countdown to the Hot Chick Lounge continues, but will be delayed by the Sharpshooters winning this one.
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (1-8)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-8) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/07Carrie/Carrie-30.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (2-7)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-9) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/08Coleen/Coleen-20.jpg
Next opponent: #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (8-1)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-9) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/09Betty/Betty-25.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 The Gods (5-4)
*****WEEK 10 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Overall: 65-7
SA’s GOW: 6-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 5-4
#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-8) at #13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (2-7) = West Charleville Sharpshooters
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Vestfold Vikings (3-6) at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (3-6) = Tallinn Nightmare
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Furious George (3-6) at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (4-5) = Sparta Baby Chickens
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-9) at #7 The Gods (5-4) = The Gods
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (8-1) at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (7-2) = Excellence Express X Factor
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (8-1) at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-9) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (9-0) at #6 Odessa Outrage (6-3) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-1) at #9 House Of Pain (3-6) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (8-1) at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (7-2) -
3 vs 5!
5 vs 3!
This game has playoff implications smeared all over it!
I say we give them each a shot of bourbon and lock them in a dark room.
Whoever comes out alive is the winner…….or whoever scores the most points can be declared the winner as well.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the EEXF beat the Tigers?
8 Ball's answer: Don’t count on it
SA's Pick: Excellence Express X Factor
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Cincinnati Tigers
20/48 beers! – Alpha has presented us with 2 pretty good games to keep an eye on this week!
The GOW, of course, has the EEXF and the Tigers going at it!
And then the Freight Train go for win #48 in a row against the Odessa Outrage!
And if you are feeling silly, hoist one of those brews up for the Nightmare vs Vikings game. It’s a loser leaves the league match. Whoever loses has no chance left at getting any post season action!
Sounds like my sex life, no chance at getting any action.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 10!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (9-0) LW1 - Another good team has come to town to challenge the might of the War Gods. This time it’s the Bishops.
It will be a battle of Gods in the GOW, so good luck.
Next opponent: #5 Vatican City Bishops (7-2)
#2 Mombasa Wombats (8-1) LW2 - The Wombats get one more easy win to add to their total this week, but the big game is the week after against the Arhangels.
Better get started preparing for that one and good luck.
Next opponent: #13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-7)
#3 Kaunas Archangels (8-1) LW3 - Well, you guys can dink all the moonshine the Bootleggers have to offer, because from what I hear you angel type’s can’t get drunk anyways.
I think win #9 is assured.
Next opponent: at #6 Kentucky Bootleggers (6-3)
#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (7-2) LW5 - *yyaaaaawwwnnnn*
The next two cream puffs are wins 8 and nine, so you are definitely locked in for a playoff spot.
Better get ready for the Archangels game, so wake me up then. ……Zzzzz…….
Next opponent: #12 Hungary Pangs (2-7)
#5 Vatican City Bishops (7-2) LW6 - Well Bishops, I will light a candle for you guys at my church of the Lady of the Worthless Miracle. And I’ll pray for a swift and painless death for you guys. Good luck in the GOW.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (9-0)
#6 Kentucky Bootleggers (6-3) LW8 - Well the Bootleggers have turned back the clock on their uni’s, but let’s fast forward to the rest of their schedule.
The Bombers and Roamers represent for sure wins, but getting at least a ninth win is going to be tough to come by.
Better start brewing a special batch of that White Lightning and slip it in the opposing teams Gatorade or something.
Hey, if you can’t beat’em, cheat. That’s what I always say.
Next opponent: #3 Kaunas Archangels (8-1)
#7 Border Reivers (6-3) LW4 - So looking at the rest of your schedule, you guys are pretty much guaranteed 8 wins this season, at the least. To seal the post season deal you will prolly need 1 more win to make nine.
Berlin looks good in week 15, but if you don’t want to wait that long try and score one against the Bootleggers after the Roamers game.
Next opponent: at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-8)
#8 Tunguska Meteors (5-4) LW7 - So you guys are in the lead to grab the final post season invitation. The Offtopics is a win for you and there are still two other cream puff wins waiting for you too. So that will put you at 8 wins, but you need to keep the Swarm and Black Hand at bay, so you guys better come up with an extra win here or there to claim your #8 spot outright.
Next opponent: at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-9)
#9 Serbia Swarm (5-4) LW9 - the Bombers are win #6, but the slide you have taken the last three games has put your playoff hopes in jeopardy.
Tunguska has the win over you and you are going to have to keep pace with them if you want the #8 spot.
Next opponent: #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-9)
#10 Beograd Black Hand (4-5) LW10 - So far you guys have been the bridesmaid, but not the bride. Too many close losses have kept you out of the running for the #8 spot.
But you are at 4-5 now and there are still three cream puff wins left for you to claim on your schedule.
Your season is at the break point against the Vikings. Lose and it’s over, but win and you are alive for one more day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2L9IKVe9LA
Ok, everyone hold hands and sing along…..hold on for one more daaaaaaaaayyyy……………….
Next opponent: #11 Berlin Vikings (4-5)
#11 Berlin Vikings (4-5) LW11 - Well by looking at you record against teams that are rated higher than you, one could say your season is most likely finished.
If you want any shot at the playoffs, I think this next game will determine it.
It’s make it or break it time for you Vikings.
Next opponent: at #10 Beograd Black Hand (4-5)
#12 Hungary Pangs (2-7) LW12 - Two more losses to the Hot Chick Lounge! Yay!
Next opponent: at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (7-2)
#13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-7) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/08Gigi/Gigi-25.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 Mombasa Wombats (8-1)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-8) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/08Emily/Emily-41.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Border Reivers (6-3)
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-9) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/08Erin/Erin-22.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Tunguska Meteors (5-4)
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-9) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/09Dasha/Dasha-15.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Serbia Swarm (5-4)
*****WEEK 10 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0
Overall: 59-13
SA’s GOW: 6-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-5
#5 Vatican City Bishops (7-2) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (9-0) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#3 Kaunas Archangels (8-1) at #6 Kentucky Bootleggers (6-3) = Kaunas Archangels
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Berlin Vikings (4-5) at #10 Beograd Black Hand (4-5) = Beograd Black Hand
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Hungary Pangs (2-7) at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (7-2) = Bratislava Zabijaks
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#8 Tunguska Meteors (5-4) at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-9) = Tunguska Meteors
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Border Reivers (6-3) at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-8) = Border Reivers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-7) at #2 Mombasa Wombats (8-1) = Mombasa Wombats
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-9) at #9 Serbia Swarm (5-4) = Serbia Swarm
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Vatican City Bishops (7-2) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (9-0) -
A battle of #1 vs #5!
Uno vs Cinco!
I have thought long and hard about how this war can be settled and there is only one way this war can be settled………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lrq6RXeRHI
HOPSCOTCH!!!! ……………to the death, of course.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Bishops beat the War Gods?
8 Ball's answer: Most likely
SA's Pick: Warsaw War Gods
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Vatican City Bishops
22/48 beers! – Hold on to your undergarments, because we got a couple good match ups in Zeta this week!
First, the GOW.
The Vatican City Bishops are ready to do battle with the War Gods of Warsaw!
Then we have, the Archangels taking on the Bootleggers in a keg match!
And, for what it’s worth, maybe save a beer for the Black Hand vs Vikings game. Whichever team loses is pretty much history.
This week of match ups is no trick, but a nice, sweet ass treat!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 10!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rFYbMhcG8
We made it into double digits!
Well if you’ve made it to week ten, you won’t mind going a little further until we reach the playoffs.
The post season picture is almost complete. We know who will be in and who won’t, but there is one race in Alpha that is still undecided. The race for the #8 spot is still wide open to the Baby Chickens, Nightmare, Vikings and HOP. If any oft hem can scrounge up 8 wins, they are in.
In Zeta, the #8 spot is a jumble between the Black Hand, Vikings, Swarm and Meteors. So keep an eye on that race as we go along as well.
So Happy Halloween, you chuckle heads! Hope your teams get a treat and not a trick.
But sometimes a trick can be a treat if it isn’t an undercover cop or a she-male. I’ve learned that lesson the hard way all too many times.
No more to say, except for…………………
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (9-0) LW1 - So there goes #47. That is a really impressive streak you guys have going there.
Wouldn’t it suck if the Outrage, of all teams, beat you guys? I mean, you guys would really have to be embarrassed losing to the Outrage, right?
I mean what if you miss one thing that costs you that streak; just one little detail is all it takes. Better double check yourselves and then triple check yourselves and then check your AI one last time, just to make sure you didn’t miss that one little thing that you weren’t so worried about.
The Outrage are capable of beating anyone on any given Saturday morning.
Is the pressure getting to you yet, hmmmmmm?
Do you feel that huge weight on your shoulders?
Are you starting to sweat a little bit just thinking of that one thing you could have missed that might cost you the win streak?
No? ............well…………F you, dudes.
Next opponent: at #6 Odessa Outrage (6-3)
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (8-1) LW2 - Aachen is next?........Zzzzzzzzzzzz……..
Next opponent: at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-9)
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (8-1) LW3 - 8 straight wins and you guys aren’t going to let some pussy cats stop you from getting #9, are you?
We’ll see, in the GOW.
Next opponent: at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (7-2)
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-1) LW4 - Time to get some rest in for the Funky Bunch. You guys shouldn’t have an important game until the EEXF game, so have fun boogieing your asses off fort he next here games.
Next opponent: at #9 House Of Pain (3-6)
#5 Cincinnati Tigers (7-2) LW5 - Four wins in a row! Nicely done.
But up next is the EEXF and they are better than the four teams you just beat.
Time to sharpen the claws and polish the fangs once again, because this will be a battle to the death in the GOW!
Next opponent: #3 Excellence Express X Factor (8-1)
#6 Odessa Outrage (6-3) LW7 - Well you guys certainly took some rage out on the Devil Bats and you will need to keep fanning the flames of that rage against the Freight Train too.
So to do my part in keeping the Outrage outraged, I will say a couple things that should keep you pissed off until Saturday AM.
You have no fashion sense!
Those jeans makes your asses look fat!
The Freight Train buys non-dolphin free tuna and serves it to small children every Tuesday for lunch!
There, that should keep you guys seeing red until game time.
Next opponent: #1 Ukraine Freight Train (9-0)
#7 The Gods (5-4) LW6 - Well I won’t post a wedgie for Pedro this time. But I am going to buy you guys some stylish undies to wear during the game. I am getting sick of seeing your toga’s fly up when running downfield, except for the lady gods of course.
Have fun beating the crap out of the Devil bats.
Next opponent: #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-9)
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (4-5) LW11 – Ok Baby Chicks, the challenge has been laid down. So that win over the Vikings should pretty much eliminate them from contending for that #8 spot, unless there are just complete breakdowns by other teams.
So the Furious George will hand over this win to get you back to .500 and the lead on that final playoff slot.
Next opponent: #12 Furious George (3-6)
#9 House Of Pain (3-6) LW8 - You guys are not out of the running just yet, but this next game won’t help your cause either.
Better just start planning for the Devil Bats.
Next opponent: #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-1)
#10 Tallinn Nightmare (3-6) LW9 - Someone is ready to rumble!
Originally posted by azfredbird
Another great write up. Tallinn wants that playoff spot.
It’s time to make that statement a fact, Nightmare. And it all starts with this game right here against the Vikings.
Your chances are already looking bleak, butt hey are still there. You can keep them alive with a win and then next week against the George, but the big game will be the Baby Chickens game.
But all of that looking ahead crap is moot if you don’t b eat the Vikings next. Your playoff life begins now.
Next opponent: #11 Vestfold Vikings (3-6)
#11 Vestfold Vikings (3-6) LW10 - Not much that can be said right now.
But if yuou win, you are in. Just keep winning and you may have a shot, but with the caliber of teams you have left on the schedule, your playoff window is closing.
Next opponent: at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (3-6)
#12 Furious George (3-6) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/07Jana/Jana-24.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (4-5)
#13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (2-7) LW13 - The countdown to the Hot Chick Lounge continues, but will be delayed by the Sharpshooters winning this one.
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (1-8)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-8) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/07Carrie/Carrie-30.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (2-7)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-9) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/08Coleen/Coleen-20.jpg
Next opponent: #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (8-1)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-9) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/09Betty/Betty-25.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 The Gods (5-4)
*****WEEK 10 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Overall: 65-7
SA’s GOW: 6-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 5-4
#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-8) at #13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (2-7) = West Charleville Sharpshooters
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Vestfold Vikings (3-6) at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (3-6) = Tallinn Nightmare
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Furious George (3-6) at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (4-5) = Sparta Baby Chickens
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-9) at #7 The Gods (5-4) = The Gods
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (8-1) at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (7-2) = Excellence Express X Factor
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (8-1) at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-9) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (9-0) at #6 Odessa Outrage (6-3) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-1) at #9 House Of Pain (3-6) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (8-1) at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (7-2) -
3 vs 5!
5 vs 3!
This game has playoff implications smeared all over it!
I say we give them each a shot of bourbon and lock them in a dark room.
Whoever comes out alive is the winner…….or whoever scores the most points can be declared the winner as well.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the EEXF beat the Tigers?
8 Ball's answer: Don’t count on it
SA's Pick: Excellence Express X Factor
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Cincinnati Tigers
20/48 beers! – Alpha has presented us with 2 pretty good games to keep an eye on this week!
The GOW, of course, has the EEXF and the Tigers going at it!
And then the Freight Train go for win #48 in a row against the Odessa Outrage!
And if you are feeling silly, hoist one of those brews up for the Nightmare vs Vikings game. It’s a loser leaves the league match. Whoever loses has no chance left at getting any post season action!
Sounds like my sex life, no chance at getting any action.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 10!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (9-0) LW1 - Another good team has come to town to challenge the might of the War Gods. This time it’s the Bishops.
It will be a battle of Gods in the GOW, so good luck.
Next opponent: #5 Vatican City Bishops (7-2)
#2 Mombasa Wombats (8-1) LW2 - The Wombats get one more easy win to add to their total this week, but the big game is the week after against the Arhangels.
Better get started preparing for that one and good luck.
Next opponent: #13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-7)
#3 Kaunas Archangels (8-1) LW3 - Well, you guys can dink all the moonshine the Bootleggers have to offer, because from what I hear you angel type’s can’t get drunk anyways.
I think win #9 is assured.
Next opponent: at #6 Kentucky Bootleggers (6-3)
#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (7-2) LW5 - *yyaaaaawwwnnnn*
The next two cream puffs are wins 8 and nine, so you are definitely locked in for a playoff spot.
Better get ready for the Archangels game, so wake me up then. ……Zzzzz…….
Next opponent: #12 Hungary Pangs (2-7)
#5 Vatican City Bishops (7-2) LW6 - Well Bishops, I will light a candle for you guys at my church of the Lady of the Worthless Miracle. And I’ll pray for a swift and painless death for you guys. Good luck in the GOW.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (9-0)
#6 Kentucky Bootleggers (6-3) LW8 - Well the Bootleggers have turned back the clock on their uni’s, but let’s fast forward to the rest of their schedule.
The Bombers and Roamers represent for sure wins, but getting at least a ninth win is going to be tough to come by.
Better start brewing a special batch of that White Lightning and slip it in the opposing teams Gatorade or something.
Hey, if you can’t beat’em, cheat. That’s what I always say.
Next opponent: #3 Kaunas Archangels (8-1)
#7 Border Reivers (6-3) LW4 - So looking at the rest of your schedule, you guys are pretty much guaranteed 8 wins this season, at the least. To seal the post season deal you will prolly need 1 more win to make nine.
Berlin looks good in week 15, but if you don’t want to wait that long try and score one against the Bootleggers after the Roamers game.
Next opponent: at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-8)
#8 Tunguska Meteors (5-4) LW7 - So you guys are in the lead to grab the final post season invitation. The Offtopics is a win for you and there are still two other cream puff wins waiting for you too. So that will put you at 8 wins, but you need to keep the Swarm and Black Hand at bay, so you guys better come up with an extra win here or there to claim your #8 spot outright.
Next opponent: at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-9)
#9 Serbia Swarm (5-4) LW9 - the Bombers are win #6, but the slide you have taken the last three games has put your playoff hopes in jeopardy.
Tunguska has the win over you and you are going to have to keep pace with them if you want the #8 spot.
Next opponent: #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-9)
#10 Beograd Black Hand (4-5) LW10 - So far you guys have been the bridesmaid, but not the bride. Too many close losses have kept you out of the running for the #8 spot.
But you are at 4-5 now and there are still three cream puff wins left for you to claim on your schedule.
Your season is at the break point against the Vikings. Lose and it’s over, but win and you are alive for one more day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2L9IKVe9LA
Ok, everyone hold hands and sing along…..hold on for one more daaaaaaaaayyyy……………….
Next opponent: #11 Berlin Vikings (4-5)
#11 Berlin Vikings (4-5) LW11 - Well by looking at you record against teams that are rated higher than you, one could say your season is most likely finished.
If you want any shot at the playoffs, I think this next game will determine it.
It’s make it or break it time for you Vikings.
Next opponent: at #10 Beograd Black Hand (4-5)
#12 Hungary Pangs (2-7) LW12 - Two more losses to the Hot Chick Lounge! Yay!
Next opponent: at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (7-2)
#13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-7) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/08Gigi/Gigi-25.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 Mombasa Wombats (8-1)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-8) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/08Emily/Emily-41.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Border Reivers (6-3)
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-9) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/08Erin/Erin-22.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Tunguska Meteors (5-4)
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-9) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/09Dasha/Dasha-15.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Serbia Swarm (5-4)
*****WEEK 10 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0
Overall: 59-13
SA’s GOW: 6-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-5
#5 Vatican City Bishops (7-2) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (9-0) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#3 Kaunas Archangels (8-1) at #6 Kentucky Bootleggers (6-3) = Kaunas Archangels
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Berlin Vikings (4-5) at #10 Beograd Black Hand (4-5) = Beograd Black Hand
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Hungary Pangs (2-7) at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (7-2) = Bratislava Zabijaks
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#8 Tunguska Meteors (5-4) at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-9) = Tunguska Meteors
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Border Reivers (6-3) at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-8) = Border Reivers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-7) at #2 Mombasa Wombats (8-1) = Mombasa Wombats
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-9) at #9 Serbia Swarm (5-4) = Serbia Swarm
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Vatican City Bishops (7-2) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (9-0) -
A battle of #1 vs #5!
Uno vs Cinco!
I have thought long and hard about how this war can be settled and there is only one way this war can be settled………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lrq6RXeRHI
HOPSCOTCH!!!! ……………to the death, of course.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Bishops beat the War Gods?
8 Ball's answer: Most likely
SA's Pick: Warsaw War Gods
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Vatican City Bishops
22/48 beers! – Hold on to your undergarments, because we got a couple good match ups in Zeta this week!
First, the GOW.
The Vatican City Bishops are ready to do battle with the War Gods of Warsaw!
Then we have, the Archangels taking on the Bootleggers in a keg match!
And, for what it’s worth, maybe save a beer for the Black Hand vs Vikings game. Whichever team loses is pretty much history.
This week of match ups is no trick, but a nice, sweet ass treat!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 10!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Oct 30, 2009 11:58:28
