Warrior General Games

*Reporters wait in press room. Voice is audible in the background.*

"Yeah, there's dog on the menu when you wonder what's for dinner
Cuz I'm big Freddie Mitchell, I turn woofs into whimpers"

*Freddie Mitchell walks into the room*

Reporter: "Freddie! Freddie, this is your biggest win of the season so far; how does it feel?"

Freddie: "Turns out I didn't need advice from my boy Mike Vick after all. These dogs didn't have much fight in them to begin with."

Reporter: "Freddie! You had no catches today; how much of an impact did you really have on this game?"

Freddie: "OK, two things. One, memorize this word: DECOY. They scared of a toastin' from the Sultan, so they blanket me all game long. Two, if they want me to block, I'll block. That's cool. For now. I just run the plays that are called. Three, I'm a motivational leader. People are willing to die for me, man. I exude confidence. Never discount that."

Reporter: "Freddie, does it feel good to beat a team that talked a bit of smack earlier this season?"

Freddie: "It feels orgasmic."

Reporter: "You think you'll be in the playoffs?"

Freddie: "I know it. My magic 8-ball told me so! I'll also be MVP, Most Valuable Pe... eh, this is a family network, so just ask your wife."

*whimper*


/csull36

Don't get me wrong, but..

.. you are talking too much for a guy who is GM of 23 teams, which is bigger number then your WR Freddie Mitchell's receiving yards per game (17.6)

Originally posted by Huddle
Don't get me wrong, but..

.. you are talking too much for a guy who is GM of 23 teams, which is bigger number then your WR Freddie Mitchell's receiving yards per game (17.6)








I don't actually GM any of them; hell, I don't even run the team that I own.

Aw. I see.

Then: great press conference!

Originally posted by FredEx
*whimper*


/csull36

real life > glb

Really busy with stuff lately. Not much time for loldots. But come playoff time, Dogs are going to open a can of whoopass.

Woof!