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BillSaidSux
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First, I'll introduce myself. My name is Spaceman Africa. Why? Because I invented all three of them.

Second, you are here because I allow it. So watch yourself or I will wreck yourself. I don't normally rhyme, but the offensive players are pretty simple minded, so I try to make it easy to remember.

Here is what you need to know. I play 27 plays per game and you better hope you aren't in on any of them. I am dangerous beyond your ability to comprehend. The last thing that goes through your mind before I hit you will be wonder. Wonder at how you have returned to the universe. Wonder at how beautiful it is once you get past the boundries of the atmosphere, the chains of our existance, the cage that is your body.

When I hit you, you don't realize it because the water in your body vaporizes instantly and the dust that remains scatters on the four winds. Dust to dust is a common saying but Space doesn't care about where you came from. Space sends you to where you are going.

So know that when the over the middle play comes up. Think about your loved ones. Make peace with your God and find peace. I'll be there waiting. Night night princess.
 
Fat Danny
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Nice..........................................................They say you can have hallucinations even 5 years after you drop acid.
 
xtian22
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Spaceman Africa - SS (MaRAWK!! o)
10 tackles 2 FFum 2 PD

Jacks Tatum - SS (Eden Sin)
15 tackles 2FFum 8 PD

----- Stats speak louder than words man..
 
aariafromarty
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Originally posted by xtian22
Spaceman Africa - SS (MaRAWK!! o)
10 tackles 2 FFum 2 PD

Jacks Tatum - SS (Eden Sin)
15 tackles 2FFum 8 PD

----- Stats speak louder than words man..


I think you forgot to read the part where he said back up. So yes a back up Safety has almost the same stats as your starting safety. LOUDNESS PERSONIFIED
 
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Spaceman replies:

Spaceman does not allow himself to start at SS because the universe has rules that I put in place to prevent earth's orbit from spinning into deep space, which I'm named after as I invented it.

There is no need to discuss stats. We all know the answer. I just don't choose to try to count my power in number of tackles or Pass's defended. Here is what I know: you can't spell "Dust to Dust" without Spaceman Africa.
 
Fat Danny
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Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Spaceman replies:

There is no need to discuss stats. We all know the answer. I just don't choose to try to count my power in number of tackles or Pass's defended. Here is what I know: you can't spell "Dust to Dust" without Spaceman Africa.


Well since you don't count your power in tackles or PDs....Do you count your power in..... calories?....Cheetos, or M&Ms, maybe.

 
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Originally posted by Fat Danny
Originally posted by BillSaidSux

Spaceman replies:

There is no need to discuss stats. We all know the answer. I just don't choose to try to count my power in number of tackles or Pass's defended. Here is what I know: you can't spell "Dust to Dust" without Spaceman Africa.


Well since you don't count your power in tackles or PDs....Do you count your power in..... calories?....Cheetos, or M&Ms, maybe.




wats?
 
aariafromarty
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Joules

or even better, number of He-Man episodes watched as a child!
Edited by aariafromarty on Oct 26, 2009 11:58:49
 
kondor
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Originally posted by Fat Danny
Nice..........................................................They say you can have hallucinations even 5 years after you drop acid.


Even 20 years later....or so I hear...
 


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