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Rankings following week 1:

Team...........................................Pro League..................Record


1. Monmouth Evil Monkeys (USAPL) 1-0
One of a few Alpha teams to win in week 1, the Evil Monkeys barely survived after blowing a 31-0 lead. Last Week: 2

2. Drygerian Hoblosionnaires (CPL) 0-1
I wish these guys would pick a fucking name and stick with it. Last Week: 1

3. Cincinnati Shockers (USAPL) 0-1
Cincinnati failed to shock anybody - it was all in the stink, and none in the pink. Last Week: 3

4. Lincoln Navigators (USAPL) 1-0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnB7rIL2fy8 Last Week: 7

5. Marblehead Longhorns (CPL) 0-1
Longhorns kept the Benitos out of the endzone, but that wasn't good enough to get the victory. Last Week: 4

6. Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (SEAPL) 0-1
Dragons scorch the Pelicans. Last Week: 5

7. So Cal BDC (OPL) 0-1
It's a grey day in So Cal. (It really is). Last Week: 6

8. Pa Dong Dragons (SEAPL) 1-0
Pa Dong has never lost a regular season game in the World League. Last Week: 12

9. Mayan Prophecy (SAPL) 1-0
Neither have they. Last Week: 15

10. Singapore Flames (SEAPL) 0-1
The Flames nearly burned the Dynamo. Last Week: 10

11. Angola Spider Monkeez (APL) 0-1
The Streak is over. Last Week: 8

12. Black Forest Mercenaries (WEPL) 0-1
Mercenaries plea for mercy; don't get any. Last Week: 9

13. Sofia Spiders (EEPL) 0-1
Spiders can't handle their Drinkin. Last Week: 11

14. Korb Destroyers (WEPL) 0-1
Destroyers got destroyed. Last Week: 13

15. Durham Ice Odyssey 0-1
Tire Fires melt the Ice Odyssey. Last Week: 14

16. Belfast Commandos (WEPL) 0-1
Fourth down. Two and a half minutes left. Down by 4. You have to go for the TD! Last Week: 16

lol, nice

Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks

Tire Fires melt the Ice Odyssey.


Who is your editor? This shouldn't have gotten through. Good list though

lol thanks for the write-up

Mayan will win the WL

Would read again

nice rankings PRJ, almost everyone lost in week 1...but which loss was most impressive? As if there is even a decent answer for that.

Originally posted by SLZmonster
nice rankings PRJ, almost everyone lost in week 1...but which loss was most impressive? As if there is even a decent answer for that.

Your loss was pretty damn impressive, imo. You guys are really good at losing.

How are lincoln still so low and BFM still so high? =/

Originally posted by Gart888
How are lincoln still so low and BFM still so high? =/

Is BFM really worse than the teams below them?

god yes.

i never believed chemistry actually did anything till now.

Originally posted by Gart888
god yes.

i never believed chemistry actually did anything till now.

yah, I wasn't sure what to expect as you guys just flat out sucked in pre-season. It wasn't pretty though, for sure.

BFM was a playoff team last season, so I'm pretty much giving them the benefit of the doubt. The teams below them still have to prove themselves, imo.

Alpha doesn't deserve week 1 rankings

Originally posted by Timetoshine-Beta
Alpha doesn't deserve week 1 rankings

You don't deserve to read them.