This is based off of the grease monkey script and for your amusement only. Enjoy
Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Dunkirk Highlanders
2 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Mentone Beach Comedy Tour
3 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Alexandria Ambush
4 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Paris Enforcers
5 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Spaniard Snakes
6 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Immortal Beings
7 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Nebraska Cornhuskers**
8 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Reach Spartans
9 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ Repo! The Genetic Pee Wee
10 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ Santa Rosa Dragons
11 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Arkansas Hogz
12 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Callus Dirty
13 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Alabama Slammers
14 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ The U Crew
15 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Woodland Wildcats
16 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Los Angeles Colts
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ The Fortunate Retards
18 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Pee Wee Bullies
19 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Oakley Ogres
20 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Pistolvania Pistols
21 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ New England Knock Outs
22 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Maryland Broncos
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Jacksonville Royal Crowns
24 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Houston Rocket
25 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ Hashiratani Deers
26 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ Louisville Supreme
27 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ American Captains
28 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Chi-Town Hustler
29 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Smyrna Creed
30 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Lima Llamas
31 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Brooklyn Saints
32 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Scranton Michael Scott Paper Co.
Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Dunkirk Highlanders
2 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Mentone Beach Comedy Tour
3 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Alexandria Ambush
4 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Paris Enforcers
5 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Spaniard Snakes
6 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Immortal Beings
7 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Nebraska Cornhuskers**
8 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Reach Spartans
9 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ Repo! The Genetic Pee Wee
10 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ Santa Rosa Dragons
11 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Arkansas Hogz
12 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Callus Dirty
13 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Alabama Slammers
14 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ The U Crew
15 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Woodland Wildcats
16 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Los Angeles Colts
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ The Fortunate Retards
18 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Pee Wee Bullies
19 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Oakley Ogres
20 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Pistolvania Pistols
21 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ New England Knock Outs
22 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Maryland Broncos
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Jacksonville Royal Crowns
24 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Houston Rocket
25 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ Hashiratani Deers
26 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ Louisville Supreme
27 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ American Captains
28 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Chi-Town Hustler
29 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Smyrna Creed
30 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ Lima Llamas
31 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Brooklyn Saints
32 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ Scranton Michael Scott Paper Co.