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Greetings and Salutations,
Are you stuck in a dead end job? Hate your parents? Whiling away the years in Prison? Currently being held in a basement against your will?.....Well then welcome to the exciting world of Level 1 Pee-Wee GLB.

I know what you're asking..."Well, why should I choose the Belly Ring Bling???"
To answer...Shut your stinkin' trap and I'll tell you...also, lose the attitude and get a haircut you Hippie!!!!
If you choose the Belly Ring Bling for your Level 1 Player you'll be guaranteed peppermint dreams on lollipop clouds. If that's not enough, consider the fact that joing the Belly Ring Bling will cure anyone of Halitosis, Hammer Toe, The Mondays, The Raging Brown Lumpies, and Bubonic Plauge.....but wait, there's more....sign now and your player will get enough PT to level up at an appropriate rate so you can dump your hard earned money into the internet equivalent of heroin....Bort needs a new Chrysler LeBaron.

Seriously....it's pee-wee GLB...We need all positions....plus you can enjoy my lunatic ravings on a semi-weekly basis depending on my mood and/or if I'm gettin' any from the old lady....you can find her picture on the team avatar.

Please pm myself or our esteemed owner to make all your fantasies come true... http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl?user_id=92800

 
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still lookin' for D-Lineman....come be a part of something magical



ok....special




fine....something marginally adequate


would you believe normal and fine????


you know what?? Let's go back to Magical...it doesn't sound fruity at all
 
Finny85
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check it out
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1744607
 
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Reeeeeaaaaaly need a couple Big Ugly Sloppy Cheese Eatin DT's and another DE to go with our Harry Potter themed DE....maybe something in an homage to Twilight or Lord of the Rings or even Dune...totally underrated, that one
 


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