Freddie Mitchell's Illegitimate Love Child, a burgeoning WR prospect himself, was interviewed by TMZ Africa while heading to practice for his team, the Pittsburgh Brawlers:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1273987
TMZ: "What do you think about your dad signing with ABD?"
FMILC: "Man, fuck that deadbeat asshole and his sorry ass new team. I guess misery loves company. I hope he tears his ACL running a crossing route because Vegas was too cheap to install decent turf. That would be a storybook ending, wouldn't it?"
TMZ: "You're not happy for him at all?"
FMILC: "Douchebag won't even admit he's my father. Fuck him. Pumping all that money into Freddie's Foxxxes so he can feel young again but he can't write a damn child support check. No, I mean that literally. He spells his last name with three L's. Good thing he never was around to hold me because you know he would have dropped me on my head."
TMZ: "Have any predictions for ABD's season?"
FMILC: "Three wins, Daddy Dropsies will be bitching by Week 5. Book it. I'll even send the tissues."
TMZ: "Is it true that you have $1 mil in your bank account?"
FMILC: "Yeah, bitch ass tried to shut me and his mama up, but that ain't gonna cut it. I told him to hook me up with $10 mil, my own sports car, and 25% of the Foxxxes franchise, and he told me to fuck off. Im'a have to drag his ass onto the Maury show if he doesn't pay the fuck up."
TMZ: "OK, enough about Freddie, how do you feel about your own career?"
FMILC: "Well I'm not a stat whore like my pops, so I plan to get to APL solely because of my natural talent. Right now I'm still honing my skills but I feel good about my chances of being a star at the next level."
TMZ: "One last question, is it hard to stand on your own in your father's shadow?"
FMILC: "Ain't hard to stand in the shadow of daddy's three inch dick. How was I even conceived out of that fucking thimble? But no, I actually have a shred of talent, so if I'm the needle that pops ol' Freddie's oversized ego, then so be it."
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1273987
TMZ: "What do you think about your dad signing with ABD?"
FMILC: "Man, fuck that deadbeat asshole and his sorry ass new team. I guess misery loves company. I hope he tears his ACL running a crossing route because Vegas was too cheap to install decent turf. That would be a storybook ending, wouldn't it?"
TMZ: "You're not happy for him at all?"
FMILC: "Douchebag won't even admit he's my father. Fuck him. Pumping all that money into Freddie's Foxxxes so he can feel young again but he can't write a damn child support check. No, I mean that literally. He spells his last name with three L's. Good thing he never was around to hold me because you know he would have dropped me on my head."
TMZ: "Have any predictions for ABD's season?"
FMILC: "Three wins, Daddy Dropsies will be bitching by Week 5. Book it. I'll even send the tissues."
TMZ: "Is it true that you have $1 mil in your bank account?"
FMILC: "Yeah, bitch ass tried to shut me and his mama up, but that ain't gonna cut it. I told him to hook me up with $10 mil, my own sports car, and 25% of the Foxxxes franchise, and he told me to fuck off. Im'a have to drag his ass onto the Maury show if he doesn't pay the fuck up."
TMZ: "OK, enough about Freddie, how do you feel about your own career?"
FMILC: "Well I'm not a stat whore like my pops, so I plan to get to APL solely because of my natural talent. Right now I'm still honing my skills but I feel good about my chances of being a star at the next level."
TMZ: "One last question, is it hard to stand on your own in your father's shadow?"
FMILC: "Ain't hard to stand in the shadow of daddy's three inch dick. How was I even conceived out of that fucking thimble? But no, I actually have a shred of talent, so if I'm the needle that pops ol' Freddie's oversized ego, then so be it."
