Smurfin EQ vs. Madmen - As I said last week, JcJ's purpose as a team this season is pretty obvious. Their 2 very close wins are against CPU teams. After the beating they took last week, I expect Madmen to run wild on them again this week. 161 is your goal Madmen, get at 'em! Just remember no biting.
Pick: Madmen
Limpers vs. Headhunters - This is definitely one of the games to keep an eye on this week, and no just because its the team I have guys on. Two 4-0 human teams go head to head. Limpers seem to be moving just fine on the the offensive side of the ball and have only given up 20 points total. Headhunters really haven't had much competition yet either facing pretty weak teams so far. I won't go on to much about this one but expect a real strong defensive meeting.
Pick: Headhunters
Eagles vs. Llamas - The Eagles definitely made "Easy" work of the Crew last game. I think most of there team fell asleep at halftime in this borefest. Well, expect more of the same this week as they draw another CPU that has just been wrecked this season by anything actually resembling a team.
Pick: Eagles
Raiders vs. Megalodon - Same as above, Raiders burn, rape and pillage their way through another CPU. Expect Great Runner to have another 200+ yd game against these scallywags.
Pick: Raiders
Camaros vs. Pirates - Well after a miraculous win game 1 against creed, looks like the Pirates are more worried about booty and less about fielding a competitve team. Camaro's should run all over this semi-CPU team as they prep for some human teams in the weeks to come. They'll use this game to test out their AI and getting everything running full cylinders.
Pick: Camaros
FOB vs. Rocket - Started with 2 wins but when they faced some real teams kind of disappeared. This is there chance to get back on their feet and test some things out in preparation for the Raiders. Should be another easy win bringing them back above .500.
Pick: FOB
Hogz vs. Knock Outs - CPU's..Knock Outs always win the fight right, so I pick them to win the game I guess.
Pick: NE
Spartans vs. Crew - CPU's.. Again... Miami < *. Sooowwweeee!
Pick: Hogz
Punishers vs. Retards - You broke my heart last week FR! Unfortunate for you, punishers still don't care that you ride on a short bus and are going to bring their top game to stay perfect. Expect the Griffin/Lyon combo to wreak havoc and bring the pain.
Pick: Punishers
Creed vs. Autobots - I'd consider this the other game to watch this week. Autobots did what they had to and won, Creed did the same but against a real team. Creed looks to be a front runner so far as a potential champion as they are just running all over anyone in front of them. They did give up a bunch of points, but it seems like most of there focus is our big numbers are better then yours and so far its worked. Keys: Autobots- Contain that QB if you want even a sliver of a chance in this one. Creed- Don't get to over confident and run your O gameplan.
Pick: Creed
Cardinals vs. Linces - Cardinals actually played a decent game, just couldn't keep them out of the endzone last week against Creed. They did put up some decent stats and 42 points on the board though. I really can't get a grasp on Linces yet. Blow out teams they should, then get shut out by a so-so mid-tier team. You guys are going to have to do something offensively this week if you want to stay in this game. We've seen the cardinals put up points even though their defense can be suspect. Still don't think the cats have much chance against the birds in this one though.
Pick: Cardinals
Machine vs. PW Party - PW so far hasn't had to much to pop the bubbly for. 1 win and 3 spankings isn't a great start to a season but there is time for you guys to get back on track. Machine has worked over the CPU's so far, but struggled against the 1 human team they have faced. This one could go either way but I think the Machines running game is going to hog the ball all game and put up a lot of points. Machine will just grind the game away from Boston.
Pick: Machine
We Suck vs. Crowns - Well so far you don't suck to much, even with very few real agents to speak for. Crowns have more humans from what I see, but don't know how much access to the AI they have looking at some stats and replays. Could go either way really..
Pick: Suck?! Yes please.
Crabs vs. Supreme - Well the Crabs bit me in the ass last week with the pretty big win over Bay Area. Looks like you don't have worry about assigning those skill points just yet Crabs, this one shouldn't be close as you face off with Supreme CPU. Take that extra week to get some free training in.
Pick: Crabs (Just don't scratch them)
Bay Area vs. Scranton - After a disappointing loss to the Crabs last week they'll look to regroup and replan in preparation for the Cardinals next week or they'll treat you like red headed step children.
Pick: Bay Area
Deers vs. Pistols - CPU's.. Guns kill Deers, literally.
Pick: Pistols
Week 6 Games to look foward too:
Marvelous Madmen vs. GLB Headhunters
California Raiders vs. Dallas FOB
PeeWee Machine vs. Fortunate Retards
Autobots vs. Spaniard Linces
Manhattan Punishers vs. We Suck
Bay Area Lil Bastards vs Arizona State Cardinals
Pick: Madmen
Limpers vs. Headhunters - This is definitely one of the games to keep an eye on this week, and no just because its the team I have guys on. Two 4-0 human teams go head to head. Limpers seem to be moving just fine on the the offensive side of the ball and have only given up 20 points total. Headhunters really haven't had much competition yet either facing pretty weak teams so far. I won't go on to much about this one but expect a real strong defensive meeting.
Pick: Headhunters
Eagles vs. Llamas - The Eagles definitely made "Easy" work of the Crew last game. I think most of there team fell asleep at halftime in this borefest. Well, expect more of the same this week as they draw another CPU that has just been wrecked this season by anything actually resembling a team.
Pick: Eagles
Raiders vs. Megalodon - Same as above, Raiders burn, rape and pillage their way through another CPU. Expect Great Runner to have another 200+ yd game against these scallywags.
Pick: Raiders
Camaros vs. Pirates - Well after a miraculous win game 1 against creed, looks like the Pirates are more worried about booty and less about fielding a competitve team. Camaro's should run all over this semi-CPU team as they prep for some human teams in the weeks to come. They'll use this game to test out their AI and getting everything running full cylinders.
Pick: Camaros
FOB vs. Rocket - Started with 2 wins but when they faced some real teams kind of disappeared. This is there chance to get back on their feet and test some things out in preparation for the Raiders. Should be another easy win bringing them back above .500.
Pick: FOB
Hogz vs. Knock Outs - CPU's..Knock Outs always win the fight right, so I pick them to win the game I guess.
Pick: NE
Spartans vs. Crew - CPU's.. Again... Miami < *. Sooowwweeee!
Pick: Hogz
Punishers vs. Retards - You broke my heart last week FR! Unfortunate for you, punishers still don't care that you ride on a short bus and are going to bring their top game to stay perfect. Expect the Griffin/Lyon combo to wreak havoc and bring the pain.
Pick: Punishers
Creed vs. Autobots - I'd consider this the other game to watch this week. Autobots did what they had to and won, Creed did the same but against a real team. Creed looks to be a front runner so far as a potential champion as they are just running all over anyone in front of them. They did give up a bunch of points, but it seems like most of there focus is our big numbers are better then yours and so far its worked. Keys: Autobots- Contain that QB if you want even a sliver of a chance in this one. Creed- Don't get to over confident and run your O gameplan.
Pick: Creed
Cardinals vs. Linces - Cardinals actually played a decent game, just couldn't keep them out of the endzone last week against Creed. They did put up some decent stats and 42 points on the board though. I really can't get a grasp on Linces yet. Blow out teams they should, then get shut out by a so-so mid-tier team. You guys are going to have to do something offensively this week if you want to stay in this game. We've seen the cardinals put up points even though their defense can be suspect. Still don't think the cats have much chance against the birds in this one though.
Pick: Cardinals
Machine vs. PW Party - PW so far hasn't had to much to pop the bubbly for. 1 win and 3 spankings isn't a great start to a season but there is time for you guys to get back on track. Machine has worked over the CPU's so far, but struggled against the 1 human team they have faced. This one could go either way but I think the Machines running game is going to hog the ball all game and put up a lot of points. Machine will just grind the game away from Boston.
Pick: Machine
We Suck vs. Crowns - Well so far you don't suck to much, even with very few real agents to speak for. Crowns have more humans from what I see, but don't know how much access to the AI they have looking at some stats and replays. Could go either way really..
Pick: Suck?! Yes please.
Crabs vs. Supreme - Well the Crabs bit me in the ass last week with the pretty big win over Bay Area. Looks like you don't have worry about assigning those skill points just yet Crabs, this one shouldn't be close as you face off with Supreme CPU. Take that extra week to get some free training in.
Pick: Crabs (Just don't scratch them)
Bay Area vs. Scranton - After a disappointing loss to the Crabs last week they'll look to regroup and replan in preparation for the Cardinals next week or they'll treat you like red headed step children.
Pick: Bay Area
Deers vs. Pistols - CPU's.. Guns kill Deers, literally.
Pick: Pistols
Week 6 Games to look foward too:
Marvelous Madmen vs. GLB Headhunters
California Raiders vs. Dallas FOB
PeeWee Machine vs. Fortunate Retards
Autobots vs. Spaniard Linces
Manhattan Punishers vs. We Suck
Bay Area Lil Bastards vs Arizona State Cardinals
Edited by nlthorne on Aug 25, 2009 16:53:42
