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Not going anywhere, especially here. You guys are a bunch of weird cats! Just joking good luck guys with your teams
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Originally posted by huskers20
Hey were in AAA EE and we are not quite ready to be there. So I am talking it over with my team. If any teams think they would be interested in going to AAA #2 and We go into AA#1 please send me a message.


BB.com Misc section

The bb.com misc section is a truly unique part of the bodybuilding.com forums. One could even go as far as to call it a separate site of its own. This would not be entirely false, as the only the the misc really shares in common with the rest of the forums is the same web-domain name. The misc section has its own set of rules, customs, traditions, and a very unique set of members. Ironically, despite being part of a bodybuilding website, half of the misc members have never done any sort of bodybuilding workout in their lives.

As one user put it "The misc section is like crack". However unlike crack the Misc section has no known cure.
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Misc. Section
[edit] Misc section customs

In addition to being the largest, most active part of the bb.com forums, the misc has many traditions and customs that are unique to it. Some of these can be very harsh, especially for a new member. New members who post in the misc with their guard down may quickly find themselves being humiliated, insulted, and negged deep into the red. Even members who are veterans of other parts of the forums often find it a harsh place.

Some of the misc customs, traditions, and behaviors

* Massive photochopping of anyone foolish enough to post their personal picture in the misc.
* Negging people for making a 'repost', even if it was posted 8 months ago, and 3/4 of the people have not seen the material.
* Regularly fapping to hot girls, klaus, and also other things like pictures of men, animals, ms paint drawings, and random non-sexual images.
* Having extremely high e-standards regarding women.
* Doubting any female member's femininity until solid verification has been provided, aka, noodz
* An extremely high value placed on v-bulliten reputation points. Thanks to the misc, bb.com is notorious among all corners of the online community for its obsession with 'reps'
* Many inside phrases such as 'are you aware' 'another quality thread', and many more.
* Sucking up to mods in hopes of reps
* Having a new fad every few months or so
* Speaking a language which is confusing to most outsiders


[edit] Misc member's egos

A great many of the misc members have a very big e-ego. This ego must often be continually reinforced by sucking up to mods in hopes for reps, posting pictures of hot girls in hopes for reps, or just about anything else in hopes of getting reps. Other ego boosting activities include negging members with low rep power, posting their e-standards when pics of hot girls are posted, making useless posts in hopes of reps, and much more.

Every misc member is, of course, superior to everyone else in at least 3 things. When talking online, every misc member:

* Deadlifts 2.5 x their bench
* Is in college and parties HARD
* Sleeps with a different girl every night, who is at least 8/10 by misc standards
* Still get perfect scores
* Is a Spartan
* Will be a pharmacist and earn $150k/year straight outta college
* Is 6'4 260lbs
* Has a dad who is a millionaire business man
* Has gotten a new BMW for their birthday
* Has trained for 10 years as a boxer, could have turned pro but decided not to
* Is a skilled MMA fighter
* Says myspace is for EMO's yet secretly has one
* Regularly gets into street/bar fights
* Has a 100% win fight record. The only fight they ever lost was rigged.
* Beat up the school bully in front of everyone, back in the day
* Is a keen gun collector, owns assault and sniper rifles
* Is an excellent outdoor person, cant hunt, fish, build a camp etc
* Owns their own home which they bought for $50k, now its worth $350k
* Is an expert when it comes to finance and investing
* Owns a muscle car they renovated themselves from scratch
* Has travelled the world
* Is fluent in 5 languages but they want to learn 10
* Is going to retire by the time they are 25
* PIITB every night of hot chicks
* Has had sex with their friends mother
* Says they dont care about reps but secretly rep trade
* Had depression and social anxiety until one day they thought "**** that sh1t" and it went away
* Is the only guy in their gym who squats

(list made by_ultraviolet_

All misc members also:

* Have an IQ in the 90th percentile or higher
* Have a hot gf in addition to their **** buddies, and whos gf allows 3somes and A2M.
* Are the best driver of anyone he knows.
* Have a 4.0 without trying at all


[edit] Rep Points & The Misc

Rep points are the lifeblood of the misc. Being mod-repped is the holy grail for most misc members. Rep points are power, money, and social status when speaking of the misc. A large percentage of all posts and threads made in the misc are done so with rep points in mind. Rep points are valued so much in the misc, that people in other forums around the e-world whisper about "those guys at bb.com" and their "reps".


[edit] Negs & The Misc

Nothing causes a misc'er to cringe more than opening his CP and seeing a little red rectangle on the left-hand side -- except for multiple red triangles -- from the same post. And nothing gives that misc'er more relief than finding out that the red rectangle came from a person with only 6 rep power.

Mod-raped

Seeing that little red triangle in the CP strikes fear into the heart of a misc'er. Scanning over to the right and reading the letters, S-K-I-P-P-Y, or S-I-K-B-O-Y can cause that same misc'er to double over in agony. While being mod-repped is the holy grain for most misc'ers, being mod-raped is like finding out your underage girlfriend is pregnant with your child.

The BPP negulator

There are only two things worse for a misc'er than being mod-raped. One of them is being shot with the BPP negulator.

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The Negulator X5 is carried by uber-mod, Bigpoppaproppy. Opening the CP to view the damage caused by the X5 has been known to cause heart attacks and seizures in many-a-misc member. Any respectable misc member should avoid this e-armageddon at all costs.


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The Legendary Misc....that was once thought to only exist in legend actually resides at http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=19. From here, all over the world, the greatest BodyBuilers of this age come to ejaculate their wisdom on such classic threads as "Am I gay if I suck dick and take it up the ass while giving a reach around" to "Who would win: Bruce Lee VS A Retard With Down Syndrome"

And PIITB, of course.
 
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welcome to EE AA 1. This is more of a MISC league more than anything
 
Devin00
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sure you wanna be here lol.
 
jayhere5101
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Originally posted by Devin00
sure you wanna be here lol.


he speaks the truth....Devin "the master" is here..if you want in this league..you will have to submit to him...he will tell you every day how great his team and his qb are....then when he loses? He will make up some lame excuse...he really is a tool. you do NOT want in this league.
 
thegenerel
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Originally posted by hoshdude7
welcome to EE AA 1. This is more of a MISC league more than anything


hell yes.
 
thegenerel
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Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by Devin00

sure you wanna be here lol.


i really am a tool


fixed.
 
jayhere5101
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Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by jayhere5101

Originally posted by Devin00


sure you wanna be here lol.


i really am a tool


I am a bigger tool with a girl car.


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thegenerel
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Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel

Originally posted by jayhere5101


Originally posted by Devin00



sure you wanna be here lol.


i really am a tool


I am a bigger tool with a girl car.


fixed


my "girl" car would leave your old man car in the dust. there is NO refuting that.

clearly unaware about cars. hand in you man card if you call a WRX a girl car.
 
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uh oh...he's calling out the man card...man card revoked for someone
 
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Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel

Originally posted by jayhere5101


Originally posted by Devin00



sure you wanna be here lol.


i really am a tool


I am a bigger tool with a girl car.


fixed


Harold Innis was a professor of political economy at the University of Toronto and the author of seminal works on Canadian economic history, media, and communication theory.

In spite of his dense and difficult prose, Innis is considered by many scholars to have been one of Canada's most original thinkers. He helped develop the staples thesis, which holds that Canada's culture, political history and economy have been decisively influenced by the exploitation and export of a series of staples such as fur, fish, wood, wheat, mined metals and fossil fuels.

Innis's communications writings explore the role of media in shaping the culture and development of civilizations. He warned however that Western civilization is now imperiled by powerful, advertising-driven media obsessed by "present-mindedness" and the "continuous, systematic, ruthless destruction of elements of permanence essential to cultural activity". Innis laid the basis for scholarship that looked at the social sciences from a distinctly Canadian point of view.

Innis also tried to defend universities from political and economic pressures. He believed that independent universities, as centres of critical thought, were essential to the survival of Western civilization.
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Originally posted by serialced
Originally posted by jayhere5101

Originally posted by thegenerel


Originally posted by jayhere5101



Originally posted by Devin00




sure you wanna be here lol.


i really am a tool


I am a bigger tool with a girl car.


fixed


Harold Innis was a professor of political economy at the University of Toronto and the author of seminal works on Canadian economic history, media, and communication theory.

In spite of his dense and difficult prose, Innis is considered by many scholars to have been one of Canada's most original thinkers. He helped develop the staples thesis, which holds that Canada's culture, political history and economy have been decisively influenced by the exploitation and export of a series of staples such as fur, fish, wood, wheat, mined metals and fossil fuels.

Innis's communications writings explore the role of media in shaping the culture and development of civilizations. He warned however that Western civilization is now imperiled by powerful, advertising-driven media obsessed by "present-mindedness" and the "continuous, systematic, ruthless destruction of elements of permanence essential to cultural activity". Innis laid the basis for scholarship that looked at the social sciences from a distinctly Canadian point of view.

Innis also tried to defend universities from political and economic pressures. He believed that independent universities, as centres of critical thought, were essential to the survival of Western civilization.


If i were to clone myself and have sex with it, will it be considered gay (no homo just incase)
 
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Originally posted by huskers20
Hey were in AAA EE and we are not quite ready to be there. So I am talking it over with my team. If any teams think they would be interested in going to AAA #2 and We go into AA#1 please send me a message.


I think you just need more GM's and your team will be fine.

 
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LOL is this wrong ? (serious)
ok, theres this 9.5/10 broad in my college. She makes fun of every other girl, and shes full of it. Shes dumb in the brain departments, and i mean really dumb.

I asked her out a couple times and both times she refused lol.

But I really wanted to **** her just like any guy in the school.

So this is what I did, I went on the internet, started searching for some good looking guys.


Took his pic, created a new MSN account, and I pretended to be him and I added the 9.5 broad.

My pretended name was Mike. So I told her that im a model scout for Maxim, and that I think we would like her presence in Maxim.


She went ballistically happy. She told her ok, she wanted to meet Mike. Now Mike was some random guy I took his pic of the net, good looking though.

She wanted me to do her photoshoot. I told her no.

I said its a violation of contract, and if I do that I can be fired. I told her to mail her portfolio to an my boss whose email was " raul.santiago@maxim.com

She sent that e-mail. Now I told her that she is almost selected, but before this, she has to do a trial photoshoot with one of Maxim's photographer, and I told her that he is going to give you the final approval.

And I also told her that you have to IMPRESS him, so he can approve you. When she asked what do you mean by IMPRESS him, I said just be cool and calm and dont give him a hard time, she said oh ok.


So I toldher now shes got an appointment with the Maxim official photographer, who would be waiting for her outside Wal-Mart main gate wearing a MAXIM photgraphy shirt.


And who was that guy going to be ? Yes it was going to be your very own ! dfdsgdfgyh !!!!

So I went to the mall, got a plain white shirt, went to a custom shirt store, told them I want MAXIM photography written on it.

The whole thing costed me 20$.


Than I went to my friend's apartment, told him my grandfather is on a transit flight from NewYork, and I just need a place for a couple hours where I can stay with him, so he agreed and gave me his apartment for a couple hours.

BTW that story about my grandpa coming a total lie.

Than I went to my cousin's house, who had a 2005 BMW 525i, and told him how my friend's grandpa is coming from NewYork, and I need to pick him up, as it would only take 2-3 hours. After a buncha lies, he gave me the car.


I mean, I thought MAXIM photographer are probably rich, so I thought thats why I had to borrow my cousin's car.

So I went to Wal-Mart, and there she is, she was actually there before !!

She saw me get out the 525i and she read my MAXIM shirt, and she was like OH MY GOD, dfdsgdfgyh its you !!!

She had a weird look on her face, kaz she never liked me, and I was like oh god, there goes my chance to hit some pussy.

But no, she was like wow, what co-incidence, now you can get me my contract right ? with a smile.

I said i dont know, im a tough guy, I only do whats right, I told her to sit in the car.


We went to my friends apartment. I already setted up a whtie board there so it could look like a photography room, lol.

So she undressed in her lingerie, and I photoshooted her with this SUCKASS 1999 Olympus big ass camera LOL

Well, I started touching her, i was like hey move your body over here a little, touched her tits and felt like heaven, and she knew that I wanted to ****.

Than I told her to have a coffee, while we were on the table, I was looking into her eyes, and I said, well the pics are good, but im not sure, and I lookd straight into her eyes and I said, you have amazingly beautiful eyes and leaned in for a kiss.

AND BANG, I ****ed her man, I ****ed her !!!! I felt lucky. But after that I was like what the **** did I just do ??

LOL, what am I gona tell her on Monday ? LOL What about the MIKE guy ? LOL




Cliffs
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Wanted to bang the hottest chic in college
She never liked me
Download pics of a good looking guy from myspace\
Pretended to be him on MSN and pretended to be a MAXIM model scout
Told her to meet dfdsgdfgyh, for a final approval for contract
She never knew it was going to be ,e
We met, she was shocked
Went to my place for photoshoot
I banged her
Now I think it was wrong
 
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lol, you are my hero man!!!, hehehe...
 
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