Originally posted by huskers20
Hey were in AAA EE and we are not quite ready to be there. So I am talking it over with my team. If any teams think they would be interested in going to AAA #2 and We go into AA#1 please send me a message. BB.com Misc section
The bb.com misc section is a truly unique part of the bodybuilding.com forums. One could even go as far as to call it a separate site of its own. This would not be entirely false, as the only the the misc really shares in common with the rest of the forums is the same web-domain name. The misc section has its own set of rules, customs, traditions, and a very unique set of members. Ironically, despite being part of a bodybuilding website, half of the misc members have never done any sort of bodybuilding workout in their lives.
As one user put it "The misc section is like crack". However unlike crack the Misc section has no known cure.
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Misc. Section
[edit] Misc section customs
In addition to being the largest, most active part of the bb.com forums, the misc has many traditions and customs that are unique to it. Some of these can be very harsh, especially for a new member. New members who post in the misc with their guard down may quickly find themselves being humiliated, insulted, and negged deep into the red. Even members who are veterans of other parts of the forums often find it a harsh place.
Some of the misc customs, traditions, and behaviors
* Massive photochopping of anyone foolish enough to post their personal picture in the misc.
* Negging people for making a 'repost', even if it was posted 8 months ago, and 3/4 of the people have not seen the material.
* Regularly fapping to hot girls, klaus, and also other things like pictures of men, animals, ms paint drawings, and random non-sexual images.
* Having extremely high e-standards regarding women.
* Doubting any female member's femininity until solid verification has been provided, aka, noodz
* An extremely high value placed on v-bulliten reputation points. Thanks to the misc, bb.com is notorious among all corners of the online community for its obsession with 'reps'
* Many inside phrases such as 'are you aware' 'another quality thread', and many more.
* Sucking up to mods in hopes of reps
* Having a new fad every few months or so
* Speaking a language which is confusing to most outsiders
[edit] Misc member's egos
A great many of the misc members have a very big e-ego. This ego must often be continually reinforced by sucking up to mods in hopes for reps, posting pictures of hot girls in hopes for reps, or just about anything else in hopes of getting reps. Other ego boosting activities include negging members with low rep power, posting their e-standards when pics of hot girls are posted, making useless posts in hopes of reps, and much more.
Every misc member is, of course, superior to everyone else in at least 3 things. When talking online, every misc member:
* Deadlifts 2.5 x their bench
* Is in college and parties HARD
* Sleeps with a different girl every night, who is at least 8/10 by misc standards
* Still get perfect scores
* Is a Spartan
* Will be a pharmacist and earn $150k/year straight outta college
* Is 6'4 260lbs
* Has a dad who is a millionaire business man
* Has gotten a new BMW for their birthday
* Has trained for 10 years as a boxer, could have turned pro but decided not to
* Is a skilled MMA fighter
* Says myspace is for EMO's yet secretly has one
* Regularly gets into street/bar fights
* Has a 100% win fight record. The only fight they ever lost was rigged.
* Beat up the school bully in front of everyone, back in the day
* Is a keen gun collector, owns assault and sniper rifles
* Is an excellent outdoor person, cant hunt, fish, build a camp etc
* Owns their own home which they bought for $50k, now its worth $350k
* Is an expert when it comes to finance and investing
* Owns a muscle car they renovated themselves from scratch
* Has travelled the world
* Is fluent in 5 languages but they want to learn 10
* Is going to retire by the time they are 25
* PIITB every night of hot chicks
* Has had sex with their friends mother
* Says they dont care about reps but secretly rep trade
* Had depression and social anxiety until one day they thought "**** that sh1t" and it went away
* Is the only guy in their gym who squats
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All misc members also:
* Have an IQ in the 90th percentile or higher
* Have a hot gf in addition to their **** buddies, and whos gf allows 3somes and A2M.
* Are the best driver of anyone he knows.
* Have a 4.0 without trying at all
[edit] Rep Points & The Misc
Rep points are the lifeblood of the misc. Being mod-repped is the holy grail for most misc members. Rep points are power, money, and social status when speaking of the misc. A large percentage of all posts and threads made in the misc are done so with rep points in mind. Rep points are valued so much in the misc, that people in other forums around the e-world whisper about "those guys at bb.com" and their "reps".
[edit] Negs & The Misc
Nothing causes a misc'er to cringe more than opening his CP and seeing a little red rectangle on the left-hand side -- except for multiple red triangles -- from the same post. And nothing gives that misc'er more relief than finding out that the red rectangle came from a person with only 6 rep power.
Mod-raped
Seeing that little red triangle in the CP strikes fear into the heart of a misc'er. Scanning over to the right and reading the letters, S-K-I-P-P-Y, or S-I-K-B-O-Y can cause that same misc'er to double over in agony. While being mod-repped is the holy grain for most misc'ers, being mod-raped is like finding out your underage girlfriend is pregnant with your child.
The BPP negulator
There are only two things worse for a misc'er than being mod-raped. One of them is being shot with the BPP negulator.
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The Negulator X5 is carried by uber-mod, Bigpoppaproppy. Opening the CP to view the damage caused by the X5 has been known to cause heart attacks and seizures in many-a-misc member. Any respectable misc member should avoid this e-armageddon at all costs.
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The Legendary Misc....that was once thought to only exist in legend actually resides at
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=19. From here, all over the world, the greatest BodyBuilers of this age come to ejaculate their wisdom on such classic threads as "Am I gay if I suck dick and take it up the ass while giving a reach around" to "Who would win: Bruce Lee VS A Retard With Down Syndrome"
And PIITB, of course.