So, no volunteers for previews, predictions, odds etc?
Okay, I'll do short recap of 1st scrimmages, but that won't happen again.
(What "why?". Why should I write once again about 1st scrimmages?

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The Nile Denial v Corrupted Presidents 30-2213 unanswered points in 4th quarter denied corruption
Late pass to RB almost caused presidents to resign. "Almost", since this was just a pre-season game.
Dakar Vampires v ßotswana ßone ßreakers 84-12Huge holes in Botswana roster weren't caused by vampires' bytes.
But, those teeth had a feast, almost taking anything but the bones.
Mean Machine v Bien Hoa Bushidos 45-334 touchdowns in 4th quarter is really a mean way to finish the game.
Bushido ("way of warriors") can't afford that anymore. Or they'll change their name into hara-kiri.
Hey, it's also Japanese!
Zulu Death Warriors v River Styx Jinx 40-10River started to flow like usual. With a TD in their first drive.
And then, already at the beginning, everything was stopped.
Death comes at the end, right?
Rwanda Headhunters v Blood Diamond Marauders 3-45You can't gain 167 yards and represent Lion like that.
Or... you can.
CollegeTown USA v Teikoku Alexanders 22-17Newcomers to Lion didn't run well. 1.9 ypc. Didn't pass well. 55.8%.
But, they won.
Still, lot of work to do until they'll graduate from college
Newfoundland Norsemen v Gambia Diamond Cutters 58-27When CPU team with CPU players win like this, I wonder..
.. why should we take care about recruiting anymore. Let the CPU games begin!
Dryden Blue Balls v Swaziland Southern Brown Mambas 7-31Balls' run-stopping game was great. Just 13.5 yards allowed from 25 rushes.
Still, Mambas' bytes weren't absent. Five FGs, one Safety, fumble recovered for TD.
Offense is still taking an offseason rest.
Band of Brothers v Rhodesia Ratels 7-70QB Cannon and RB Jessica Landry were founded guilty for 9 TDs against Band.
Brothers will have to look for new parents if they once again allow 1 TD in 1st Q, 2 TDs in 2nd Q, 3 TDs in 3rd and 4 TDs in 4th.
C'mon guys, this is not counting sport. It's collision one.
PTT Rebels v Choctaw Cracker Party 23-10Rebels don't like parties organized by someone else.
Therefore they've ruined it with 10 fumbles.
5 of their own, 5 by Choctaw.
Carthaginian War Elephants v Seychelles Sabercats 20-21Seychelles demonstrated that everything is possible.
Even that you can win if you put child's drawing as your team's avatar.
On the other hand, Carthagina must change something.
Maybe animal? They've been too slow, and gained 0.5 ypc from 21 rushes.
Flashdancing Platypi v Andorian Commandos 0-234Wait, wait, wait..
Platypi ... still here? What? How? Why?
I mean.. Platypus is "semi-aquatic mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania"
This is Africa, Bort. Africa. Not Australia.
Somalia Shango v Blood Bowl 36-26There was a lot of blood in both backfields.
Shango rushed 27 times for -9.5 yards total. Bowl 4 times for -14.5 yards total
Lucky for Blood Bowl they have two QBs, since they've passed the ball for 74 times.
Tangiers Cape Buffalo v Asmara Freedom Fighters 3-46Fighters allowed just 117 yards.
Hey guys, didn't you hear that one of main human rights is "freedom (right) to move and reside freely"?
It's offseason, let (other) children play.
Johannesburg Jackals v Mamelodi Night Runners 18-22Jackals are improving. What "how?"
They've started Season 10 with 26-35 against Mamelodi Night Runners. That's "how".
Answer Please v Swaziland Semnikati 76-30Sorry guys, we didn't know you're better (by matchup)
Next time we'll check that before the game.