Warrior General Games

I just wanted to tell you all how much I've enjoyed playing with you this season. We've had good times and bad, we've exchanged insults and jabs...heck, we've even bonded like mildly gay brothers once or twice. But I know that for many of you, the option of retirement is much more attractive than the prospect of continually having to deal with your Focker envy for another entire season. I know that it's not easy lining up across the line from me knowing that you really have no chance against my devastating speed or overall good looks and charm...so to all of you, I say, I understand...and it's OK. There's no shame in realizing that you pale in comparison to the most dominant player in the history of Goal Line Blitz. There's no reason to feel inferior just because your stadiums sell out more easily when Focker is in town. Resistance is futile, and you know that I know that you know it. So go ahead...do the deed, find a Fockerless corner of the universe where there is no massive shadow for you to escape from. It's okay. We all understand.

Who are you?

Originally posted by Enkidu98
Who are you?

That's funny you say that. It reminds me of one of the questions I hear all the time when I open up my fan mail. People often say, "Focker, how is it that you became THAT awesome?" I often reply to them by saying, "sometimes in life, that's just how things are...it's impossible to put into words the degree of Focker awesomeness, so sometimes you just have to accept the fact that something - just - IS."

Focker Out.

a relative of yours is about to join our league Focker.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=508077

oh Focker, your such a sad lil man.

Originally posted by AydenHuhn
oh Focker, your such a sad lil man.

Speaking of sad, I want to appeal directly to the Percival and St. Petersburg clubs. Gents, you were both severely embarrassed this season. To both go undefeated and then BOTH get spanked before even making it to the conference championship games, well, is just plain sad. Seeing as how you will be in the same division with us for season 3, I'd like to encourage you to maybe find some CPU teams to play for. Just disband, relax, and enjoy playing against Johnny 5 and R2D2. Once the new season begins, I just won't have the time to focus on what is in your best interest...so please, take my suggestion to heart, and go find a nice, quiet, obscure part of the GLB universe to toil in. Otherwise, you'll just embarrass yourselves even further.

Originally posted by shep1582
a relative of yours is about to join our league Focker.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=508077

I'll do you one better....my COUSIN!!!

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=508414

Originally posted by MrGriffith


Well said!

I am a man of few words FockerOriginally posted by Focker
Originally posted by MrGriffith



Well said!

Originally posted by MrGriffith
I am a man of few words FockerOriginally posted by Focker

Originally posted by MrGriffith




Well said!



lol

Originally posted by MrGriffith
I am a man of few words FockerOriginally posted by Focker

Originally posted by MrGriffith




Well said!



And you waste them on focker? pfff

This is some pretty funny shtuff....

I'm thinking this might not be such a bad league to get traded to....

Originally posted by cornfield
This is some pretty funny shtuff....

I'm thinking this might not be such a bad league to get traded to....

We are entertaining at best!

unsure who you are but you should probably find something more meaningful to care about.