OK - I got this called in on a bad connection, so it may be a little garbled.
Big Fatty of the week: Cardiff vs. Wieners - something is amiss when you get a team that doesn't know what league it is in playing a team that thinks they are Swiss. However, the li'l dogs are getting underfoot on defense in a way that can only be explained by breaking the code of 5309's numerical puzzle. Cardiff can't even figure out where they are on a map. Switzerland wins 23-3 and gets the #3 seed Fuck Cardiff.
Zulu vs. Wild: on one had you have the second geographically challenged team vs a team named after a film. A good film, but a film. Zulu has been a tough out on teams all season however and the Wild have probably not put a lot of time in this game since they are pulling the plug. In addition, they are wild after all. You can't tame them. They will not come to heel, so I don't even know that gameplanning is helpful as they won't do what you say. I pick Zulu to win 23-12
Nightmares vs. MaRAWK!!o: an appropriate way for MaRAWK!!o to end the season. MaRAWK!!o's last several games have not been dreamland and they started the home stretch with a game in hand and lost it and some more. However, nobody circles the wagons like MaRAWK!!o and Billsaidsux is writing this, so I'm picking them only because they have had 3 offensive coordinators this season and Nigeria has had none. I predict a 28-47 win MaRAWK!!o.
Roosters v Rush: The cocks come up fast and hard then apologize as that has never happened before. the win by like 50.
Mounties v Ridgebacks: Ridgebacks are going to have difficulty scoring in this game and I don't think they will. Mounties will put an above a polite offense on the field and will win 34-0.
The one you have all been waiting for.....
Rollers vs. Ocho Cinco. This one is going to be closer than the expets think as Cinco will be sitting all of their starters in order to rest up for the playoffs, which we will dominate in all forms. Video for the pick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79o1ugGw6bg
Ocho wins despite playing guys who work in the clubhouse: 55-13.
Two games will go to 255-0.
Big Fatty of the week: Cardiff vs. Wieners - something is amiss when you get a team that doesn't know what league it is in playing a team that thinks they are Swiss. However, the li'l dogs are getting underfoot on defense in a way that can only be explained by breaking the code of 5309's numerical puzzle. Cardiff can't even figure out where they are on a map. Switzerland wins 23-3 and gets the #3 seed Fuck Cardiff.
Zulu vs. Wild: on one had you have the second geographically challenged team vs a team named after a film. A good film, but a film. Zulu has been a tough out on teams all season however and the Wild have probably not put a lot of time in this game since they are pulling the plug. In addition, they are wild after all. You can't tame them. They will not come to heel, so I don't even know that gameplanning is helpful as they won't do what you say. I pick Zulu to win 23-12
Nightmares vs. MaRAWK!!o: an appropriate way for MaRAWK!!o to end the season. MaRAWK!!o's last several games have not been dreamland and they started the home stretch with a game in hand and lost it and some more. However, nobody circles the wagons like MaRAWK!!o and Billsaidsux is writing this, so I'm picking them only because they have had 3 offensive coordinators this season and Nigeria has had none. I predict a 28-47 win MaRAWK!!o.
Roosters v Rush: The cocks come up fast and hard then apologize as that has never happened before. the win by like 50.
Mounties v Ridgebacks: Ridgebacks are going to have difficulty scoring in this game and I don't think they will. Mounties will put an above a polite offense on the field and will win 34-0.
The one you have all been waiting for.....
Rollers vs. Ocho Cinco. This one is going to be closer than the expets think as Cinco will be sitting all of their starters in order to rest up for the playoffs, which we will dominate in all forms. Video for the pick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79o1ugGw6bg
Ocho wins despite playing guys who work in the clubhouse: 55-13.
Two games will go to 255-0.
