Warrior General Games

Big Fatty of the week: Your Momma

Big Fatty of the week #2: Zulu Nation against the Rollers. The battle to stay within striking distance of the #2 seed. We know Bay City is a competent well run team and we know that Zulu can't spell Zulu very well. Spelling turns out to be key in this game Rollers

Big Fatty of the week #3: Cinco vs Weiner Dogs. Congrats to the weiner dogs for getting their name in the matchup. Normally this is Cinco vs whoever we are playing. Everybody is pulling for weiner dogs since they are cute and fiesty. Even The Chad loves weiner dogs...on buns. Cinco with authority (which you will respect)

Nigerian Nightmares vs. Roosters: I call this game "WHAT?!?!?" Nobody expected Nigeria to claim the 8 seed! What is going on there? New coordinators will slow a team down, but not being able to analyze the cock/pussy matchup has given me nightmares and well, the nightmares are coming to kill the rooster Nightmares

Mounties vs Rush: That is a big hill to rush up. However, the mounties have fallen off of their horses. This one ends in an overtime tie

Tar River vs. MaRAWK!!o: MaRAWK!!o finds another ingenious way to sneak out a win. I would say this one is closer than the experts think, but if anybody is paying attention it is all smoke and mirrors for the MaRAWK!!olytes. they have broken two mirrors this season, but bad luck doesn't catch up with them this week. MaRAWK!!o


Mountain Lions vs. Wild: The wild have called it quits at the end of the season. They are going to win a bunch for the poney. They love the Poney!!!!! Wild BIG!!!

Blood Leopards vs Ridgebacks: Really. Ridgebacks win on the momentum of playing .500 ball the past two games. However, let it be known that an 0-11 matchup would have been much more preferable. Ridgebacks

Warriors vs. New Michigan Geographically Challenged: Go Warriors!!!! David Beckham's an ass! New Michigan EuroSnobs

Techie: There are no links because you need to get the MaRAWK!!o defense ready.

LOL! Well shit. Here I was all ready to post my stuff and someone already did it! Thanks Bill!

PS. Needs moar tusken imo...

PSS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrcQaptZleI - just for techie!

PSSSSSPSPS forgot the "craptastic" part in the title... but since you're doing them maybe it won't be as crappy.

Originally posted by BillSaidSux

Techie: There are no links because you need to get the MaRAWK!!o defense ready.

Love you too Wes..... Hey we have the #8 or better D in the league and he is worried about me? I tell ya what...... No respect.... hey wanna make $12 the hard way?

Thanks for the link Speedie.... and if you ever need a DC let me know...

Kilwa over all

Originally posted by Speedcat
LOL! Well shit. Here I was all ready to post my stuff and someone already did it! Thanks Bill!

PS. Needs moar tusken imo...

PSS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrcQaptZleI - just for techie!

PSSSSSPSPS forgot the "craptastic" part in the title... but since you're doing them maybe it won't be as crappy.

you should have posted yours anyway. I just wanted to read something, so I wrote it. your picks are pretty much the extent of the scouting we do, so I needed to make sure we had some information on our opponents.

Damn, damn, damn, damn....

These 1 point losses to the conference leaders are getting really old.

Good game Ocho.

Daaaang Autry Danson is human after all, or the rules that apply to all 1 and 0 apply to him as well Who would have sunk it, 85s held to under 230 yards of total offense and a meager 118 on the ground 10:9??? What?

Originally posted by 316946
Damn, damn, damn, damn....

These 1 point losses to the conference leaders are getting really old.

Good game Ocho.

amazing game on your end. your defense certainly lived up to its reputation. big props to whoever you DC is

stay the hell away from us in the playoffs

Holy F***

GG Swaziland

Originally posted by turkishkamel
Originally posted by 316946

Damn, damn, damn, damn....

These 1 point losses to the conference leaders are getting really old.

Good game Ocho.

amazing game on your end. your defense certainly lived up to its reputation. big props to whoever you DC is

stay the hell away from us in the playoffs

Heap all of that praise onto the co-owner biggregzeg. He's got our D looking damn good.

We're very close to getting over the hump.

Originally posted by BillSaidSux

Nigerian Nightmares vs. Roosters: I call this game "WHAT?!?!?" Nobody expected Nigeria to claim the 8 seed! What is going on there? New coordinators will slow a team down, but not being able to analyze the cock/pussy matchup has given me nightmares and well, the nightmares are coming to kill the rooster Nightmares


FAIL

TBH I was surprised we pulled this off. Defense made good by scoring a couple TD's, and we finished strong in the 4th quarter.

GG Nigeria.

10-9..... WOW.... Ocho finally gets played tight. What an amazing thing to happen. Great job Weiners.

Originally posted by techiejacket
10-9..... WOW.... Ocho finally gets played tight. What an amazing thing to happen. Great job Weiners.

Weiners came up big today. Defense played really stiff. <snicker>

I can't type any more due to chuckle overload.

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Originally posted by techiejacket

10-9..... WOW.... Ocho finally gets played tight. What an amazing thing to happen. Great job Weiners.

Weiners came up big today. Defense played really stiff. <snicker>

I can't type any more due to chuckle overload.

Talked to Max Zorin.. he said Bort accidentally switched Autry's build for D3's and that explains why Autry sucked so bad. Plus whomever cut the internet and sent that giant tub of Crisco to Tareton's house will be found and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.. how they managed to find out URL, Turk and the entire Icelandic wrestling team were meeting there and somehow locked the TV to ManonMan Skin-a-max I'll never know. But that's what my owner swears happened and why there wasn't a game plan. I guess I believe him. ( http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/COLT_guys_(San_Francisco_Gay_Parade_2006).jpg )

Actually hell of a game plan by the weird numbers guy and his followers! If only the wieners offense was as stiff as their defense! Great game!

GG Wild - one of the best games to watch all year. We have been losing these close games all season so it was nice to pull one out. Are you guys really quitting at the end of the year - that would be a shame, you have been one of the best teams around.