After all the build up for the Ocho/Rawko super huge game of the millennium it went down like BillSaid's first time... quick, messy and uncomfortably badly. Here is a motivational poster just for you Rawko's... ( http://n3t.net/humor/motivation/Defeat.jpg )
Any way these picks are somewhat of a let down since I'm kinda burnt out really. Week 8 will suck too as the 4th of July will hamper my ability to care. Week 9... week 9 however will be the best ever... EVER!
Big Fatty of the Week
The Chad OchoCinco (6-0) vs Cardiff Cobras (4-2)
The unstoppable force vs the undead snakes… to be honest I’m not really that afraid of the normal “movie” undead. You know, the ones that walk around all slow ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFjssmIwBLs ) and drag their feet.. any somewhat reasonably fit person can just jog or get on a bike and get away from those.. fast undead, like from Dawn of the Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at2pi0vquBA ) , yeah they scare the living bejesus out of me. So the real questions are.. will there be a let down after giving the MaRawko such an ass whipping and are the fucking geography challenged Cardiff bastards fast or slow? Answers are simple. No let down. Slow as hell. C85 punts these limey bastards back to their island faster than you can say “tea and crumpets”.
Rhodesian Ridgebacks (0-6) vs MaRAWK!! o (5-1)
Lucky for those who came to Rawk they draw and easy match this week and some much needed mental rest after the complete and total ass whipping they took at the hands of the Ocho last game. The poor pigs come in at the wrong time and face an angry bunch of Rawkers. The drums start beating and the Bill comes to the front of the stage slowly… the rest of the rawks line up and its on… the finale with Bill and Sue holding hands while their legs flail about as if independent of their body brings the goats to their knees!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaHmcCp77JE ) MaRAWK!!o win this one easy.
Nigerian Nightmares (5-1) vs Swaziland Dachshunds (4-2)
This could be the match up of the week if it weren’t for the fucking bastard English pukes the Ocho plays this week. Nightmares are coming on strong even though they are attempting to “lay in the weeds” like Sue’s mom… fatty hippo style. First real contest since the little wieners lost to the Lions and this one is gonna need some majoy game planning to pull it out, like BillSaid’s daddy wished he had. Nightmares win and leave no doubt doing it.
Zulu Nation (5-1) vs Kenya's Blood Leopards (0-6)
Zulu is establishing themselves as a true top 4 team but the second half schedule is flat brutal so they better make the best of the blow outs they have coming… like this one. Zulu destroyes the Pussy Cats just like like Ohio State treated the Wolverines last season (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVyGccCYIt4)
Uganda Mounties (2-4) vs Mauritius Mountain Lions (4-2)
Mounties have slowly come alive after starting 0-4 while the Lions are heading the other way with a 2 game losing streak. Will both streaks continue here? Nope. Lions turn it around in a close match.
Madagascar Wild (4-2) vs Rundu Rhino Rush (2-4)
Triple R faces an uphill battle against a Wild team that might get caught looking forward to playing the “team-that-used-to-Rawk-before-getting-killed-84-10”… in fact R3 faces a truly brutal stretch of games coming… damn, Bort doesn’t like you guys or something. Wild win this one and look forward to taking what little we left in MaRawko.
Lethoso Rollers (3-3) vs Tar River Pirates (2-4)
Rollers came to play last week in a riveting 12-3 win that put to rest any “Offense is over powered” BS that is being spouted on the forums. What a fucking snoozer. Expect another one just like it except there might actually be something exciting happen as the Tar Rats have been getting beat like they stole something from the Couch Warehouse and Goat Emporium lately. Rollers roll on and say bye bye baby to the rats ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUwW108ITzw ) Originally posted by techiejacket
Fuck Cardiff.....Hey where is the Bay City Rollers reference...... Better?
Sue Acula’s Game of the Week
Seychelles Roosters (2-4) vs Warri Delta Warriors (1-5)
Why a game of the week moniker? Cause both teams have been sucking more than Sue’s mom. Arguably the best game of the week really as both will lay it out on the line this week to get that all elusive win! I’m going with the Cocks in this one for no other reason then to get this write up over with.
Any way these picks are somewhat of a let down since I'm kinda burnt out really. Week 8 will suck too as the 4th of July will hamper my ability to care. Week 9... week 9 however will be the best ever... EVER!
Big Fatty of the Week
The Chad OchoCinco (6-0) vs Cardiff Cobras (4-2)
The unstoppable force vs the undead snakes… to be honest I’m not really that afraid of the normal “movie” undead. You know, the ones that walk around all slow ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFjssmIwBLs ) and drag their feet.. any somewhat reasonably fit person can just jog or get on a bike and get away from those.. fast undead, like from Dawn of the Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at2pi0vquBA ) , yeah they scare the living bejesus out of me. So the real questions are.. will there be a let down after giving the MaRawko such an ass whipping and are the fucking geography challenged Cardiff bastards fast or slow? Answers are simple. No let down. Slow as hell. C85 punts these limey bastards back to their island faster than you can say “tea and crumpets”.
Rhodesian Ridgebacks (0-6) vs MaRAWK!! o (5-1)
Lucky for those who came to Rawk they draw and easy match this week and some much needed mental rest after the complete and total ass whipping they took at the hands of the Ocho last game. The poor pigs come in at the wrong time and face an angry bunch of Rawkers. The drums start beating and the Bill comes to the front of the stage slowly… the rest of the rawks line up and its on… the finale with Bill and Sue holding hands while their legs flail about as if independent of their body brings the goats to their knees!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaHmcCp77JE ) MaRAWK!!o win this one easy.
Nigerian Nightmares (5-1) vs Swaziland Dachshunds (4-2)
This could be the match up of the week if it weren’t for the fucking bastard English pukes the Ocho plays this week. Nightmares are coming on strong even though they are attempting to “lay in the weeds” like Sue’s mom… fatty hippo style. First real contest since the little wieners lost to the Lions and this one is gonna need some majoy game planning to pull it out, like BillSaid’s daddy wished he had. Nightmares win and leave no doubt doing it.
Zulu Nation (5-1) vs Kenya's Blood Leopards (0-6)
Zulu is establishing themselves as a true top 4 team but the second half schedule is flat brutal so they better make the best of the blow outs they have coming… like this one. Zulu destroyes the Pussy Cats just like like Ohio State treated the Wolverines last season (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVyGccCYIt4)
Uganda Mounties (2-4) vs Mauritius Mountain Lions (4-2)
Mounties have slowly come alive after starting 0-4 while the Lions are heading the other way with a 2 game losing streak. Will both streaks continue here? Nope. Lions turn it around in a close match.
Madagascar Wild (4-2) vs Rundu Rhino Rush (2-4)
Triple R faces an uphill battle against a Wild team that might get caught looking forward to playing the “team-that-used-to-Rawk-before-getting-killed-84-10”… in fact R3 faces a truly brutal stretch of games coming… damn, Bort doesn’t like you guys or something. Wild win this one and look forward to taking what little we left in MaRawko.
Lethoso Rollers (3-3) vs Tar River Pirates (2-4)
Rollers came to play last week in a riveting 12-3 win that put to rest any “Offense is over powered” BS that is being spouted on the forums. What a fucking snoozer. Expect another one just like it except there might actually be something exciting happen as the Tar Rats have been getting beat like they stole something from the Couch Warehouse and Goat Emporium lately. Rollers roll on and say bye bye baby to the rats ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUwW108ITzw ) Originally posted by techiejacket
Fuck Cardiff.....Hey where is the Bay City Rollers reference...... Better?
Sue Acula’s Game of the Week
Seychelles Roosters (2-4) vs Warri Delta Warriors (1-5)
Why a game of the week moniker? Cause both teams have been sucking more than Sue’s mom. Arguably the best game of the week really as both will lay it out on the line this week to get that all elusive win! I’m going with the Cocks in this one for no other reason then to get this write up over with.
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