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I used to do this seasons ago for one of the other leagues I was in. All predictions are solely based on team logo and nickname. I really don't care about your record.

Zambia vs Uganda- The modern meaning of "headhunter" involves some slimy HR guy who tries to land people jobs by giving them a bunch of blow and hookers. Lions don't care about that shit. Take the Lions to win.

Casablanca vs Tazanaia- WTF are lumberjacks doing in an African league? I am from Western Canada where we actually have lumberjacks and they are not going over to Africa for nothing. That being said, they do carry some pretty scary weaponry (axes, saws, Swiss Army Knives) which is more than can be said for a Sultan. Take the Jacks to win.

Pirates Vs Predators- I am sure if Predators can kill Aliens, they can take out Johnny Depp and his gang of idiots.

Tires vs Pigs- Nothing scarier than a tire. Of course if its fallen off a Semi trailer and is whipping down the highway towards your car....its pretty damn scary. In this case though, its just sitting in the slop at the hog farm. Pigs win.

Jupiter vs Bumba- Even though Dolphins are about as threatening as a drunk, one legged hobo with a butter knife, I will take them to win over the Dambala. I tried to read what a dambala actually is and as far as I can figure it is either something to do with voodoo...or its a bunch of computer geeks ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damballa_(company) )

Angola vs Quiçama- The wave will win this game by employing the famous Yogi Bear offense. This will cause the Park Rangers to go looking for missing picnic baskets instead of trying to tackle the guy with the football.

Cape Town vs Niger- Crusaders vs Mambas. As long as the Crusaders can avoid walking through the tall grass where the Mambas are ready to strike...they will win. If not....all bets are off!

Finally.... Fever vs Empire. This is what fights on American Gladiators will sound like when they run out of cool names like Nitro, Turbo and Sparky. I do the offense for the Fever, so I am not making a prediction on my own team. Should be a good game though as we try out our new "Every Play is a Quarterback Sneak" offensive attack.

Again, if anyone comes on here and starts arguing about if the picks are accurate or not....pull your head out of your ass. I really don't care if these are accurate...they are just for fun.

Hey Ozzie, real funny thanks for the laugh...

Thanks for doing these.

Mambas Bite!!

These picks are not accurate!!!

Serioulsy, Strongbadia's population is tire. That is one bad tire. It won't even allow anybody else to live there. No WAY a pig can defeat it.

In addition, in Strongbadia, the ones are always cold. Huge advantage Strongbadia and I say this even though I like bacon.

My pick: Tropical breezes blow pigs and related pig stench right out of the stadium.

Originally posted by wrosmond

Casablanca vs Tazanaia- WTF are lumberjacks doing in an African league? I am from Western Canada where we actually have lumberjacks and they are not going over to Africa for nothing. That being said, they do carry some pretty scary weaponry (axes, saws, Swiss Army Knives) which is more than can be said for a Sultan. Take the Jacks to win.


Stupid Canadians thinking the world revolves around you! Us Americans with our less ego centric world view know there are lumberjacks anywhere trees can be found.... sheesh!

good job Wros. Even though these predictions are pretty goofy, its good to have some, rather than NONE

Originally posted by Aaron330
good job Wros. Even though these predictions are pretty goofy, its good to have some, rather than NONE

You ungrateful bastard!!! http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2912272

Originally posted by wrosmond


Finally.... Fever vs Empire. This is what fights on American Gladiators will sound like when they run out of cool names like Nitro, Turbo and Sparky. I do the offense for the Fever, so I am not making a prediction on my own team. Should be a good game though as we try out our new "Every Play is a Quarterback Sneak" offensive attack.


Shit, that might be pretty effective against my new Cover 6 defense! I better get back into the AI!

good to see these again wros

Originally posted by KevinM
Originally posted by wrosmond



Finally.... Fever vs Empire. This is what fights on American Gladiators will sound like when they run out of cool names like Nitro, Turbo and Sparky. I do the offense for the Fever, so I am not making a prediction on my own team. Should be a good game though as we try out our new "Every Play is a Quarterback Sneak" offensive attack.


Shit, that might be pretty effective against my new Cover 6 defense! I better get back into the AI!

Looks like it was I put together the perfect Defense AI for you guys, after carefully scouting all of your games. Thats why we had such success on defense. You guys are a great team tho and I have no doubt we'll meet again in the playoffs. WHERE'S ERICMN!?

JAMAL GLASS

Originally posted by Aaron330
Originally posted by KevinM

Originally posted by wrosmond




Finally.... Fever vs Empire. This is what fights on American Gladiators will sound like when they run out of cool names like Nitro, Turbo and Sparky. I do the offense for the Fever, so I am not making a prediction on my own team. Should be a good game though as we try out our new "Every Play is a Quarterback Sneak" offensive attack.


Shit, that might be pretty effective against my new Cover 6 defense! I better get back into the AI!

Looks like it was I put together the perfect Defense AI for you guys, after carefully scouting all of your games. Thats why we had such success on defense. You guys are a great team tho and I have no doubt we'll meet again in the playoffs. WHERE'S ERICMN!?

Man, I thoguht I pulled my usual blunder of over-committing against the run and watching every second level play turn into a TD... but we weren't out of position that often. That was just an old-fashioned ass-whuppin' and I can't wait for you guys to move on to APL where you belong.

As for Eric, that dread nemesis Real Life has him in a choke hold, and sadly he has been MIA for our overachieving debut to AAA.

Originally posted by ThisKingWontFall
JAMAL GLASS

Yes, very good. You have correctly spelled your player's name.

Dont be bitter because your team couldnt stop him.

You mean people actually cared about something beyond the RAWK and Ocho game....... I am shocked.