Season total: 13-11…
Mauritius Mountain Lions 4-1-0 Vs MI Zulu Nation 4-1-0
Zulu Nation continues its assent to the top of the league and continues to draw my ire by not officially changing their name. But its not like me to hold a grudge so lets move on. The Lions lost a heartbreaker last week and I see them rebounding to pull a last second blocked field goal to win this week… I know Bort doesn’t do blocks or field goal replays but I see it going down like this: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOF6-GScIGo ) Lions for the win, and really only because I’m trying to fit in a anti-MI link each week and have been dying to get this one in for a while. Change you name, and save yourself from further pain and suffering.
Kenya's Blood Leopards 0-5-0 Vs Nigerian Nightmares 4-1-0
Nightmares will crush the cats. Lambs to the slaughter…. can’t even come up with a good description of how bad this will be. Similar to the bootleg video of BillSaid, techie, Sue Acula’s mom, the 6 tubs of Crisco and Harvey the Horse… I’m so very, very thankful YouTube took that down.
Madagascar Wild 3-2-0 Vs Rhodesian Ridgebacks 0-5-0
Wild were tamed last week and will take out all their frustrations on the poor Rhodies. Wild win it big time. Won’t be pretty in any way. Kinda like Sue Acula’s mom.
Rundu Rhino Rush 2-3-0 Vs Swaziland Dachshunds 3-2-0
Triple R has been picking on the weak and infirm of the heard and has shot up the standings going from 16th to 9th. The ankle biters have lost two very close match ups and I look for them to rebound against the R’s. Big win for the Wieners this week.
Warri Delta Warriors 1-4-0 Vs Lethoso Rollers 2-3-0
The Warriors are scrappy, and I like that. But they are gonna get beat down. S A T U R D A Y night… went over about as well as going on a date with her and her parents… not so good. In an attempt to turn around the bad luck the Rollers uniform pants have changed to tartan troosers! Lets try some more Scottish boy band love this week hope for the best! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fui_R2mVlH0 ) Rollers get their groove back.
Tar River Pirates 2-3-0 Vs Uganda Mounties 1-4-0
Tar Baby’s have lost 3 in a row while the Mounties are riding high after their first win of the season! Will the good times keep on keepin’ on for the Uganda? Nope. Sorry… TRP ends the good times like a bad pale ale.
Cardiff Cobras 3-2-0 Vs Seychelles Roosters 2-3-0
Fucking Cardiff. Did it to me again didn’t you. Fuck, I'm done with you. You are dead to me. Cobras win. Why? Cause the poor Cocks will be so fucking tired from their flight from Africa to England (yeah, I said it.. ENGLAND.. there ain’t no Wales country.. its part of ENGLAND. You lost to the ENGLISH at some point * and they absorbed you like piss in techie’s diaper and now you talk all funny just like them and put U’s where they doun’t beloung) I wish the Roosters the best but seeing as how I said Cardiff is dead and yet they are still playing that therefor makes them undead. And I'm not picking against Undead Cobra's, even if they are a bunch of mofo’s
*in all fairness this shows just how little I do know about England and the history of that country. I'm sure I'm missing out on a ton of really exciting stuff. And yet I still don't care.
On the bright side our insiders in the Morocco camp came out with how BillSaidSux and Dr Acula became such “good” friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNLXetgTSMo Pretty awesome actually… no homo.
On a related topic, here are the best and worst shows to masturbate to on TV:
BEST: the car ads they show on the spanish channels at 11 AM on Sundays. Not only do you get great deals on used Toyota Camrys but they have bad Latinas bent over the hood of every car. I don't speak spanish but assume there is some sort of buy 1 car, get 1 chocha free deal going on. These chicks are humping the fucking car while there's some dude dressed up as a dog mascot dancing in the background. Shit is wild.
WORST: HBO Real Sex. Apparently only ugly people have sex. Every time I see this show it's a story about some Captain Ahab harpooning his white whale. Shit is disgusting.
Mauritius Mountain Lions 4-1-0 Vs MI Zulu Nation 4-1-0
Zulu Nation continues its assent to the top of the league and continues to draw my ire by not officially changing their name. But its not like me to hold a grudge so lets move on. The Lions lost a heartbreaker last week and I see them rebounding to pull a last second blocked field goal to win this week… I know Bort doesn’t do blocks or field goal replays but I see it going down like this: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOF6-GScIGo ) Lions for the win, and really only because I’m trying to fit in a anti-MI link each week and have been dying to get this one in for a while. Change you name, and save yourself from further pain and suffering.
Kenya's Blood Leopards 0-5-0 Vs Nigerian Nightmares 4-1-0
Nightmares will crush the cats. Lambs to the slaughter…. can’t even come up with a good description of how bad this will be. Similar to the bootleg video of BillSaid, techie, Sue Acula’s mom, the 6 tubs of Crisco and Harvey the Horse… I’m so very, very thankful YouTube took that down.
Madagascar Wild 3-2-0 Vs Rhodesian Ridgebacks 0-5-0
Wild were tamed last week and will take out all their frustrations on the poor Rhodies. Wild win it big time. Won’t be pretty in any way. Kinda like Sue Acula’s mom.
Rundu Rhino Rush 2-3-0 Vs Swaziland Dachshunds 3-2-0
Triple R has been picking on the weak and infirm of the heard and has shot up the standings going from 16th to 9th. The ankle biters have lost two very close match ups and I look for them to rebound against the R’s. Big win for the Wieners this week.
Warri Delta Warriors 1-4-0 Vs Lethoso Rollers 2-3-0
The Warriors are scrappy, and I like that. But they are gonna get beat down. S A T U R D A Y night… went over about as well as going on a date with her and her parents… not so good. In an attempt to turn around the bad luck the Rollers uniform pants have changed to tartan troosers! Lets try some more Scottish boy band love this week hope for the best! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fui_R2mVlH0 ) Rollers get their groove back.
Tar River Pirates 2-3-0 Vs Uganda Mounties 1-4-0
Tar Baby’s have lost 3 in a row while the Mounties are riding high after their first win of the season! Will the good times keep on keepin’ on for the Uganda? Nope. Sorry… TRP ends the good times like a bad pale ale.
Cardiff Cobras 3-2-0 Vs Seychelles Roosters 2-3-0
Fucking Cardiff. Did it to me again didn’t you. Fuck, I'm done with you. You are dead to me. Cobras win. Why? Cause the poor Cocks will be so fucking tired from their flight from Africa to England (yeah, I said it.. ENGLAND.. there ain’t no Wales country.. its part of ENGLAND. You lost to the ENGLISH at some point * and they absorbed you like piss in techie’s diaper and now you talk all funny just like them and put U’s where they doun’t beloung) I wish the Roosters the best but seeing as how I said Cardiff is dead and yet they are still playing that therefor makes them undead. And I'm not picking against Undead Cobra's, even if they are a bunch of mofo’s
*in all fairness this shows just how little I do know about England and the history of that country. I'm sure I'm missing out on a ton of really exciting stuff. And yet I still don't care.
On the bright side our insiders in the Morocco camp came out with how BillSaidSux and Dr Acula became such “good” friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNLXetgTSMo Pretty awesome actually… no homo.
On a related topic, here are the best and worst shows to masturbate to on TV:
BEST: the car ads they show on the spanish channels at 11 AM on Sundays. Not only do you get great deals on used Toyota Camrys but they have bad Latinas bent over the hood of every car. I don't speak spanish but assume there is some sort of buy 1 car, get 1 chocha free deal going on. These chicks are humping the fucking car while there's some dude dressed up as a dog mascot dancing in the background. Shit is wild.
WORST: HBO Real Sex. Apparently only ugly people have sex. Every time I see this show it's a story about some Captain Ahab harpooning his white whale. Shit is disgusting.
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