Warrior General Games

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!


Fuck my wife cause it's too damn good to pass up

Marry Oprah cause I'd be a billionaire and could still fuck my wife on the side

Let Barbara Walters sleep with the fishies

i mean that's not a bad game, but its really too easy here. you've gotta make the decision harder. 99% of red-blooded american males are going to make this choice.

Instant headache upon opening of this thread.

what you do is answer the OP and then pose your own 3...

Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson and Jessica Rabbit

Originally posted by GMathiasf
what you do is answer the OP and then pose your own 3...

Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson and Jessica Rabbit

I like this game better.


I would fuck Jessica Rabbit, because she's a cartoon, and that'd be fucking sweet. She can contort her body in ways no real woman can.

I would marry Jessica Alba because I'm not an idiot.

I would kill Jessica Simpson because she's a stupid trailer trash whore.





Now mine:

Katie Couric, Ann Coultier, Rosie O'Donnell

Originally posted by Forbin






Now mine:

Katie Couric, Ann Coultier, Rosie O'Donnell

I would marry Rosie O'Donnell. She is pretty wealthy, and I bet she would not require marital relations. I would fuck Ann Coultier, but I would do it in her butt with no lube. I actually would like to kill her too, but that is against the rules, I guess. Therefore, Couric is dead.

Heidi Montag, Paris Hilton, or that British addict singer with the fucked up hair...Winehouse, I think her name is.

Marry for the Hilton money, not the herpes. I would fuck Amy Winehouse because fucking a psycho chick can be unreal. Killing Heidi, well, that's just makes good sense.

Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu.

I'd kill Drew Barrymore cuz I hate watching her act.
I'd mary Diaz, hoping I'd get a piece of that ass at some point.
I'd fuck Lucy cuz she's be a hellcat in bed.

Miss Piggy, Smurfette, and PowerPuff Girls

I'd kill Miss Piggy because that voice would pretty much require that I do so.

I'd fuck Smurfette because as the only girl in that entire community, she's probably pretty experienced.

I'd marry the PowerPuff Girls because I don't know who they are and they are the only one left.

Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, and Hillary Clinton

Originally posted by GMathiasf


Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, and Hillary Clinton

I would fuck Palin just so I could pretend she is Tina Fey. I would marry Hillary for the freedom she allows her spouse. Pelosi would be history by default.

Soleil Moon Fry (Punky Brewster), Keshia Knight Pulliam (Rudy Huxtable), Danica McKellar (Winnie). This round is giving my inner teenager a chubb.

I'd marry Danika McKellar. Winnie would make a fine wife and damn, she grew up well.

Toss-up on what to do with the other two....I'd nail Keshia and kill Punky. I had no idea Rudy grew up that well and Punky <shrug> I never watched her show anyways.

Gina Carano
Kyra Gracie
Cris Santos

I'd nail Kyra, marry Gina and kill Cris.

<3 Carano.

Megan Fox, Adriana Lima, Hayden Pantierre

Originally posted by head1


Quit wanking and answer the fucking post!

Originally posted by Forbin
Originally posted by head1



Quit wanking and answer the fucking post!

haha i was answering the Carano one, but got beat to the punch