Originally posted by Dub J
They started it
Babies are bastards, really. Two months ago I had to pay child support for Woody Paige's errant child. He couldn't prove anything, of course, for I had knocked him out before copulation. I would be home free if it weren't for the baby crawling around that saw me stroking Woody's hair and whispering, "You and I are eternal now" over and over again.
I also had to go to therapy. Fuck babies.