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I will let you know in here after we steal your bike, good luck on the rest of the season.

You aren't stealing MY bike!

Yes......yes we are

bike stealing training in session, pre-season don't meant shit

BLING BLING - Gold Goast Maruaders we stole your crappy bikes, we don't care that it had pink flowers all over it, our chop shop will pimp that ride.

seriously, Good Game, not sure what happened on your side, should have been much closer

GG - BBS

Black Bastards here, Someone stole my friggin bike!!!! Was it one of you assholes? I got a two by four I am gonna shove up your ass if I find my bike here!!

It was a manly bike!!

What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to find my bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".



The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way.



The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass I am. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.



My bike was for me because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. I like flat seated bikes because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.



I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:


Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear

I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.


Additionally, this awesome manly bike had a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people I don't fuck around with locking up my bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".

ha ha best read ever, thanks for the game. tbh I expected a closer match from you guys, your team looks stout to say the least.

oh and the only Bike I see in my shop now is a Smoke/Chrome one that says HUGE across the sides, that clearly is not your bike since yours was only Giant ;

Originally posted by Robbnva
ha ha best read ever, thanks for the game. tbh I expected a closer match from you guys, your team looks stout to say the least.

oh and the only Bike I see in my shop now is a Smoke/Chrome one that says HUGE across the sides, that clearly is not your bike since yours was only Giant ;

Thanks for the game - I dont know what the fuck happend!! But you guys Rock!!!!

lol

Originally posted by AZCowboysfan
Originally posted by Robbnva

ha ha best read ever, thanks for the game. tbh I expected a closer match from you guys, your team looks stout to say the least.

oh and the only Bike I see in my shop now is a Smoke/Chrome one that says HUGE across the sides, that clearly is not your bike since yours was only Giant ;

Thanks for the game - I dont know what the fuck happend!! But you guys Rock!!!!

watch the game, you will see it

cmon bruins, I thought you guys woudl have had a better alarm system but I guess you really didn't like your bike either -http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2008/10/green-huffy-cruiser.jpg

my guys think it is better served getting torched than trying to convert this one.

I look forward to what new bike you guys get in the playoffs.

here's the RoughRider's bike

http://www.foldingbikes.co.uk/abike/a_bike.jpg

and here's the Privateer's bike
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/salwa002/architecture/old%20bike.jpg

Originally posted by CarsonPalmer9
and here's the Privateer's bike
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/salwa002/architecture/old%20bike.jpg

I can pimp that one