just thought it would be easier and less confusing to seperate them into 2 threads
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Originally posted by Angry Buccaneer
Ok I'm bored, I'll make some Eastern picks, since we have yet to be represented...
Offense
QB - John Utah, Orlando Pirates
Ok, sure, homer pick...but there really is no argument. 400 yards ahead of any other QB in the league. Sure, he has the Brett Favre tendency to throw into bad situations and get picked...but god damned if he isn't one hell of a gunslinger.
HB - Adrian "AD" Peterson, D.C. Warriors
E. Smith would be an easy pick here, since he is the #1 in yards, and plays on the #1 team in the East. However, I believe AD is the smarter pick, as he is just slightly behind Smith in yards, but has many more TDs, less fumbles, and plays for a lower seeded team. Smith has one of the best O-Line's in the league, while AD has managed to put up those numbers behind a less than stellar supporting cast.
FB - S. Mouth, New York Steel-Heads
Call me old fashioned, but I like my FB to essentially be a mini-lineman in the backfield. This guy blocked for the most prolific running game in the Eastern Conference, and deserves his props for playing an unheralded position.
WR - DR TRAN, Orlando Pirates
Yes, another homer pick, but jesus look at the numbers. 300 yards more than any other WR in the East, and currently leading the league in yardage, and TDs. The only knock against him is 14 drops, however he has the T.O. tendency to drop an easy pass, and then take the next one 80 yards for the score.
WR - Connor King, Minnesota Drillers
Easy pick here. King was a dominant WR last year, and has proven to be a dominant WR this year. If Minnesota was more pass heavy instead of balanced, he could easily be the #1 WR in the league. Has almost as many TDs as TRAN, with 300 fewer yards, and nowhere near the amount of drops.
TE - Daniel Lee, Colorado Storm
Leads all the Eastern TEs in both yards and TDs, as well as having several pancakes to prove he can be a solid blocking end as well.
G - Vladimir Pjotskobitch, Minnesota Drillers
Seriously, is this even a question? This guy has more pancakes than IHOP.
G - Moe Fatness, Colorado Storm
Second leading pancakes by guards. And he's fat.
C - GeturHands Outfromundermybutt, Chicago CBMB Bears
Most pancakes by a center, playing for one of the many Chicago teams. Worst name even, good thing he can block.
T - Rubby Ape, Minnesota Drillers
Easy to see why the Drillers are such a stellar team with the solid O-Line they are sporting here. Rubby Ape leads all tackles in pancakes.
T- Levi Brown III, Pennsylvania Lions
A Bright and shining star on a dull and dim team. Second in pancakes while protecting his QB's blind side.
I'll do Defense later...
Ok I'm bored, I'll make some Eastern picks, since we have yet to be represented...
Offense
QB - John Utah, Orlando Pirates
Ok, sure, homer pick...but there really is no argument. 400 yards ahead of any other QB in the league. Sure, he has the Brett Favre tendency to throw into bad situations and get picked...but god damned if he isn't one hell of a gunslinger.
HB - Adrian "AD" Peterson, D.C. Warriors
E. Smith would be an easy pick here, since he is the #1 in yards, and plays on the #1 team in the East. However, I believe AD is the smarter pick, as he is just slightly behind Smith in yards, but has many more TDs, less fumbles, and plays for a lower seeded team. Smith has one of the best O-Line's in the league, while AD has managed to put up those numbers behind a less than stellar supporting cast.
FB - S. Mouth, New York Steel-Heads
Call me old fashioned, but I like my FB to essentially be a mini-lineman in the backfield. This guy blocked for the most prolific running game in the Eastern Conference, and deserves his props for playing an unheralded position.
WR - DR TRAN, Orlando Pirates
Yes, another homer pick, but jesus look at the numbers. 300 yards more than any other WR in the East, and currently leading the league in yardage, and TDs. The only knock against him is 14 drops, however he has the T.O. tendency to drop an easy pass, and then take the next one 80 yards for the score.
WR - Connor King, Minnesota Drillers
Easy pick here. King was a dominant WR last year, and has proven to be a dominant WR this year. If Minnesota was more pass heavy instead of balanced, he could easily be the #1 WR in the league. Has almost as many TDs as TRAN, with 300 fewer yards, and nowhere near the amount of drops.
TE - Daniel Lee, Colorado Storm
Leads all the Eastern TEs in both yards and TDs, as well as having several pancakes to prove he can be a solid blocking end as well.
G - Vladimir Pjotskobitch, Minnesota Drillers
Seriously, is this even a question? This guy has more pancakes than IHOP.
G - Moe Fatness, Colorado Storm
Second leading pancakes by guards. And he's fat.
C - GeturHands Outfromundermybutt, Chicago CBMB Bears
Most pancakes by a center, playing for one of the many Chicago teams. Worst name even, good thing he can block.
T - Rubby Ape, Minnesota Drillers
Easy to see why the Drillers are such a stellar team with the solid O-Line they are sporting here. Rubby Ape leads all tackles in pancakes.
T- Levi Brown III, Pennsylvania Lions
A Bright and shining star on a dull and dim team. Second in pancakes while protecting his QB's blind side.
I'll do Defense later...
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since I'm the o-coordinator for DC, I'll do the offense for now and if I have time, the defense later.
qb - Jerry Snell, Minnesota - gets the nod over Johnny Utah due to the higher QB rating and 10 less ints.
HB - Adrian "AD" Peterson, DC Warriors - one of only 2 starting HBs to average over 5 yards a carry, AD gets the nod over Deano due to more tds, more yards, and a lower avg. lvl offensive line (and my bias)
FB - S. Mouth, NY Steelheads = the guy paved the way for the leagues #1 rushing attack, and 2 running backs with over 1000 yards rushing! Add in 21 pancakes and Mouth gets the nod for the pro-bowl. Matt Suhey of CBMB, Moose of the Care Bears, and Thor Svaken of Minnesota all had great seasons as well, but I went with the best blocker.
WR - Dr. Tran, Orlando Easy choice as he's dominated all stats in the eastern conference this year.
WR - Connor king, Minnesota Another easy choice as he has about 100 yards more than the next closest receiver, and is the only other reciever to have double digit tds, and a 13.9 yards per reception.
LOT - Rubby Ape, Minnesota Minnesota's QB was only sacked once this season and hurried 8 times. As the LOT Rubby usually went up against the Defense's top pass rusher and obviously was a key reason why Snell never had to wash his jersey this year. Add in 113 pancakes and you have your pro-bowl LOT.
LG - Moe Fatness, Colorado Storm colorado's QB was only sacked 5 times and hurried 14 times. Add in Moe's 72 pancakes and he gets the nod here.
Center - GeturHands Outfromundermybutt, Chicago CBMB Bears awful name, but he plays for one of the leading rushing teams, has 99 panckaes, and the team's qb was only sacked 4 times and hurried 24.
RG - Vladimir Pjotskobitch 166 pancakes. enough said.
ROT - Qasim Mitchell, CBMB Bears Since most of the rushes are to the right, we got to go with the best rushblocker here. Since pancakes are a measure of rush-blocking only, we go with the OT who got 108 pancakes in only 685 plays which means he was laying somone on his back every 6 plays....
qb - Jerry Snell, Minnesota - gets the nod over Johnny Utah due to the higher QB rating and 10 less ints.
HB - Adrian "AD" Peterson, DC Warriors - one of only 2 starting HBs to average over 5 yards a carry, AD gets the nod over Deano due to more tds, more yards, and a lower avg. lvl offensive line (and my bias)
FB - S. Mouth, NY Steelheads = the guy paved the way for the leagues #1 rushing attack, and 2 running backs with over 1000 yards rushing! Add in 21 pancakes and Mouth gets the nod for the pro-bowl. Matt Suhey of CBMB, Moose of the Care Bears, and Thor Svaken of Minnesota all had great seasons as well, but I went with the best blocker.
WR - Dr. Tran, Orlando Easy choice as he's dominated all stats in the eastern conference this year.
WR - Connor king, Minnesota Another easy choice as he has about 100 yards more than the next closest receiver, and is the only other reciever to have double digit tds, and a 13.9 yards per reception.
LOT - Rubby Ape, Minnesota Minnesota's QB was only sacked once this season and hurried 8 times. As the LOT Rubby usually went up against the Defense's top pass rusher and obviously was a key reason why Snell never had to wash his jersey this year. Add in 113 pancakes and you have your pro-bowl LOT.
LG - Moe Fatness, Colorado Storm colorado's QB was only sacked 5 times and hurried 14 times. Add in Moe's 72 pancakes and he gets the nod here.
Center - GeturHands Outfromundermybutt, Chicago CBMB Bears awful name, but he plays for one of the leading rushing teams, has 99 panckaes, and the team's qb was only sacked 4 times and hurried 24.
RG - Vladimir Pjotskobitch 166 pancakes. enough said.
ROT - Qasim Mitchell, CBMB Bears Since most of the rushes are to the right, we got to go with the best rushblocker here. Since pancakes are a measure of rush-blocking only, we go with the OT who got 108 pancakes in only 685 plays which means he was laying somone on his back every 6 plays....
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Originally posted by jearly
RG - Vladimir Pjotskobitch 166 pancakes. enough said.
This one is a joke right? He only has good games when playing very bad teams. So of these picks are shockingly bad.
RG - Vladimir Pjotskobitch 166 pancakes. enough said.
This one is a joke right? He only has good games when playing very bad teams. So of these picks are shockingly bad.
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Originally posted by Cerneo
Originally posted by jearly
RG - Vladimir Pjotskobitch 166 pancakes. enough said.
This one is a joke right? He only has good games when playing very bad teams. So of these picks are shockingly bad.
then make your picks... Every player has had the opportunity to play against the same bad teams..
Originally posted by jearly
RG - Vladimir Pjotskobitch 166 pancakes. enough said.
This one is a joke right? He only has good games when playing very bad teams. So of these picks are shockingly bad.
then make your picks... Every player has had the opportunity to play against the same bad teams..
Last edited May 26, 2008 16:13:03
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Originally posted by cbo0485
you don't like my name
Pretty original, lmao
lol. just giving ya a little grief man...
you don't like my name
Pretty original, lmao
lol. just giving ya a little grief man...
Last edited May 26, 2008 21:58:24
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Originally posted by TANK828
I just read your name, bahaha, what the hell.
lmao, I was having creative writers block.
I just read your name, bahaha, what the hell.
lmao, I was having creative writers block.
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oh yeah I forgot to do defense...I'll do one later.
BTW, Damon Baird - best PReturner in the game! More PR TDs than anyone else in the league!
BTW, Damon Baird - best PReturner in the game! More PR TDs than anyone else in the league!
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Originally posted by cbo0485
you don't like my name
Pretty original, lmao
Yea noticed that nameearlier in the season...creative definately! Hate to have to sign that at a house closing though...lol
you don't like my name
Pretty original, lmao
Yea noticed that nameearlier in the season...creative definately! Hate to have to sign that at a house closing though...lol
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Originally posted by claystone
I guess HB: E. Smith & R. Ross from NEW YORK STEEL-HEADS doesn't make the cut.
YPC hurts them...just like my RB.
I guess HB: E. Smith & R. Ross from NEW YORK STEEL-HEADS doesn't make the cut.
YPC hurts them...just like my RB.
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Originally posted by claystone
I guess HB: E. Smith & R. Ross from NEW YORK STEEL-HEADS doesn't make the cut.
Well there's only been 2 people who have voted...
still 2 backs with over a 1000 yards is pretty amazing
I guess HB: E. Smith & R. Ross from NEW YORK STEEL-HEADS doesn't make the cut.
Well there's only been 2 people who have voted...
still 2 backs with over a 1000 yards is pretty amazing
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