Trash and Flasho walk in, well more stumbling and get the podium both holding bottles of Grey Goose and patron, one in each hand.
Reporter: I assume yall have heard that KK has said Rossman is better than both of you and that the KK def can hold ya.
Flasho: starts talking in spanish and no one can understand...
Trash taps him on the shoulder to let him know he will translate
Trash: Gentlemen i am sorry my friend gets blazes with me and he isnt quite use to it yet, and so usually starts going off in Spanish. What he was trying to say is Joey's Wife has got more moves than him, and trust me we know this because she told us her self after the game last night, very sexual woman i understand why Rossman cant take care of her needs and we me and flasho dont mind tag teaming anything including the kk defense.
Reporter: So your saying that yall will dominate this top ranked def in the Conf Championship game?
Trash: well yes but in not so nice words buddy, hell ill admit i couldnt even see straight the last time we played them, those damn german dudes told me i couldnt hold Absinthe, and well they were right lol. Anyway we will be at our top form this time and I would like to say to Mr Wall Phil me up, im coming for you man.
Reporter: You do remember that Phillips had the most FF in the League?
Trash: oh yea i do but he hadnt seen nothing this pretty and strong coming at him all season, trust me i was benching pressing 6 fat girls back stage just earlier getting them warmed up.
Reporter: So do you think your def can stop Rossman?
Trash: Oh yea he hasnt been hit like our boys are gonna hit him, i begged coach to let me play both ways this game but he knows my ashtma flairs up when i knock people out so he said no.
Reporter; Last Question is it true that KK tried getting you since you were a free agent after this season?
Trash: Yea its true they flew me down and took me to some skanky strip clubs, which are right up my alley but i got to many brothers on this we have been busting heads and nuts afte the game so long it aint right to leave plus those boys cant party like we do, hell how do u think most of us got so scarred up, Bar fights its a daily thing around here and i wouldnt know what to do listening to their coach bitch and moan all day.
Trash: wells guys we got to go get on the plane and get so be sure and tune in, me and flasho plan on putting on a clinic, plus i got Rossman's girl waiting she is ready to have her first Threesome with Jessica Beal. Remember yall aint no way like the Cowboy way.
Reporter: I assume yall have heard that KK has said Rossman is better than both of you and that the KK def can hold ya.
Flasho: starts talking in spanish and no one can understand...
Trash taps him on the shoulder to let him know he will translate
Trash: Gentlemen i am sorry my friend gets blazes with me and he isnt quite use to it yet, and so usually starts going off in Spanish. What he was trying to say is Joey's Wife has got more moves than him, and trust me we know this because she told us her self after the game last night, very sexual woman i understand why Rossman cant take care of her needs and we me and flasho dont mind tag teaming anything including the kk defense.
Reporter: So your saying that yall will dominate this top ranked def in the Conf Championship game?
Trash: well yes but in not so nice words buddy, hell ill admit i couldnt even see straight the last time we played them, those damn german dudes told me i couldnt hold Absinthe, and well they were right lol. Anyway we will be at our top form this time and I would like to say to Mr Wall Phil me up, im coming for you man.
Reporter: You do remember that Phillips had the most FF in the League?
Trash: oh yea i do but he hadnt seen nothing this pretty and strong coming at him all season, trust me i was benching pressing 6 fat girls back stage just earlier getting them warmed up.
Reporter: So do you think your def can stop Rossman?
Trash: Oh yea he hasnt been hit like our boys are gonna hit him, i begged coach to let me play both ways this game but he knows my ashtma flairs up when i knock people out so he said no.
Reporter; Last Question is it true that KK tried getting you since you were a free agent after this season?
Trash: Yea its true they flew me down and took me to some skanky strip clubs, which are right up my alley but i got to many brothers on this we have been busting heads and nuts afte the game so long it aint right to leave plus those boys cant party like we do, hell how do u think most of us got so scarred up, Bar fights its a daily thing around here and i wouldnt know what to do listening to their coach bitch and moan all day.
Trash: wells guys we got to go get on the plane and get so be sure and tune in, me and flasho plan on putting on a clinic, plus i got Rossman's girl waiting she is ready to have her first Threesome with Jessica Beal. Remember yall aint no way like the Cowboy way.
