What's my accent? Sane.
Alpha Conference:
Donetsk Hammers vs Riga Raptors - Donetsk was able to smash their way into first place and will enjoy a bit of a breather and a time to wipe the blood from their hammers. Btw looking at last weeks game, I am firmly convinced that they freaking robbed Thor of his hammer, and thus should change their names to the Valhalla Hammers.
Kaufbeuren Knights vs Chernobyl Aftermath - A very close game that Kaufbeuren will win because Pitch Black failed random drug testing, as evident from his most recent prediction post.
Victorious Secret vs Teutonic Knights - Awesome job TKnights and gratz on the seeding. Don't expect you to make it through this one, but think you are looking to be a damn tough team next season. Victorious can save their secret "all nude" icon for later on in the playoffs.
Miami Ravens vs Ramstein Rampage - Will this be the last Rampage team that Miami gets to play? I'm guessing they'll advance, but the other Alpha power houses (and some Zeta ones) will be dying to get the chance to deny the meeting.
Zeta Conference:
Rammstein Rampage vs Dnipropetrovsk Destroyers - No offense dni... whatever, but you are just out leveled. Here's to a good season next year
Bratislava Zabijaks vs Mount Olympus Titans - I have a ton of respect for both teams. Very well run teams with good sportsmanship, but after our last meeting I'm going to have to favor Mount Olympus for the upset. Whatever the score it should be a damn good game.
Berlin Ball Busters vs MARYLAND SHOCKERS - Maryland's new DC drew the death card for their playoff birth. Only it's not a normal death card, but one with the grim reaper flicking them off with their families impaled in the background. Seriously though, good luck next year Maryland. I look forward to seeing where your coaching staff can take you.
Warsaw Sabotage vs Szolnok Soldiers - Warsaw is looking for a few things. First of all to show lighting can strike twice and they can beat Szolnok again. Second is to rub in their victory to those who didn't put them in the top 10. This will be a good game, but I think Warsaw will come out and (rightfully so) give a big "told ya so" to those who didn't consider them with the top teams.
Alpha Conference:
Donetsk Hammers vs Riga Raptors - Donetsk was able to smash their way into first place and will enjoy a bit of a breather and a time to wipe the blood from their hammers. Btw looking at last weeks game, I am firmly convinced that they freaking robbed Thor of his hammer, and thus should change their names to the Valhalla Hammers.
Kaufbeuren Knights vs Chernobyl Aftermath - A very close game that Kaufbeuren will win because Pitch Black failed random drug testing, as evident from his most recent prediction post.
Victorious Secret vs Teutonic Knights - Awesome job TKnights and gratz on the seeding. Don't expect you to make it through this one, but think you are looking to be a damn tough team next season. Victorious can save their secret "all nude" icon for later on in the playoffs.
Miami Ravens vs Ramstein Rampage - Will this be the last Rampage team that Miami gets to play? I'm guessing they'll advance, but the other Alpha power houses (and some Zeta ones) will be dying to get the chance to deny the meeting.
Zeta Conference:
Rammstein Rampage vs Dnipropetrovsk Destroyers - No offense dni... whatever, but you are just out leveled. Here's to a good season next year

Bratislava Zabijaks vs Mount Olympus Titans - I have a ton of respect for both teams. Very well run teams with good sportsmanship, but after our last meeting I'm going to have to favor Mount Olympus for the upset. Whatever the score it should be a damn good game.
Berlin Ball Busters vs MARYLAND SHOCKERS - Maryland's new DC drew the death card for their playoff birth. Only it's not a normal death card, but one with the grim reaper flicking them off with their families impaled in the background. Seriously though, good luck next year Maryland. I look forward to seeing where your coaching staff can take you.
Warsaw Sabotage vs Szolnok Soldiers - Warsaw is looking for a few things. First of all to show lighting can strike twice and they can beat Szolnok again. Second is to rub in their victory to those who didn't put them in the top 10. This will be a good game, but I think Warsaw will come out and (rightfully so) give a big "told ya so" to those who didn't consider them with the top teams.





























