I use a super secret formula based on passing, rushing, and KR/PR rankings to determine my composite Bender Score™. The lower the score the better 
Eastern Conference
1 Nova Scotia Lions .......... -10.000
2 Keg River Boozehounds .......... -8.077
3 Versailles Shinryuji Naga .......... -2.462
4 Mighty Moncton Nighthawks .......... -1.385
5 St. Catharines Stompers .......... -0.923
6 New Brunswick Hammers .......... -0.769
7 Chicago six .......... -0.308
8 Saguenay Sturgeon .......... 3.077
9 Great Lakes Rum Runners .......... 7.923
10 Port Dover Panthers .......... 9.000
11 Vancouver Vipers .......... 12.769
12 Cold Lake FREEZE .......... 14.538
13* Ottawa Storm Troopers .......... 19.846
13* Regina Rams .......... 19.846
15 Carolina Copperheads .......... 28.308
16 Gold Miners Candlestick Park .......... 36.308
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Western Conference
1 Canada Dry .......... -10.692
2 Victoria Piranhas .......... -7.462
3 Rancho Penasquitos Thunderbolts .......... -7.154
4 Grove City Bucks .......... -3.846
5 Red Deer HITMEN .......... 0.615
6 British Columbia Biscuits .......... 1.462
7 Canada Dragons .......... 3.769
8 Gowboys Grizzlies .......... 5.538
9 Vancouver Apocalypse .......... 5.692
10 Gander Norsemen .......... 9.077
11 Piikoi Jellys .......... 11.692
12 Red Bay Revolution .......... 12.846
13 Houston Vikings .......... 13.000
14 Buffalo Bison .......... 15.538
15 Nova Scotia Highlanders .......... 19.308
16 Fort McMurray Mounted Police .......... 46.615
Eastern Conference
1 Nova Scotia Lions .......... -10.000
2 Keg River Boozehounds .......... -8.077
3 Versailles Shinryuji Naga .......... -2.462
4 Mighty Moncton Nighthawks .......... -1.385
5 St. Catharines Stompers .......... -0.923
6 New Brunswick Hammers .......... -0.769
7 Chicago six .......... -0.308
8 Saguenay Sturgeon .......... 3.077
9 Great Lakes Rum Runners .......... 7.923
10 Port Dover Panthers .......... 9.000
11 Vancouver Vipers .......... 12.769
12 Cold Lake FREEZE .......... 14.538
13* Ottawa Storm Troopers .......... 19.846
13* Regina Rams .......... 19.846
15 Carolina Copperheads .......... 28.308
16 Gold Miners Candlestick Park .......... 36.308
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Western Conference
1 Canada Dry .......... -10.692
2 Victoria Piranhas .......... -7.462
3 Rancho Penasquitos Thunderbolts .......... -7.154
4 Grove City Bucks .......... -3.846
5 Red Deer HITMEN .......... 0.615
6 British Columbia Biscuits .......... 1.462
7 Canada Dragons .......... 3.769
8 Gowboys Grizzlies .......... 5.538
9 Vancouver Apocalypse .......... 5.692
10 Gander Norsemen .......... 9.077
11 Piikoi Jellys .......... 11.692
12 Red Bay Revolution .......... 12.846
13 Houston Vikings .......... 13.000
14 Buffalo Bison .......... 15.538
15 Nova Scotia Highlanders .......... 19.308
16 Fort McMurray Mounted Police .......... 46.615
