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Elephant Conference All Pro Team
((OFFENSE))
1ST TEAM
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QB: Lyle Norton - The Chad OchoCinco
QB: Xavier Richardson - Tusken Raiders
RB: Autry Denson - The Chad OchoCinco
RB: Will "Mad Dog" Roberts - Gunston Drunks
RB: Hanif Carroll - Nigerian Nightmares
FB: Mike Blotto - Carthage Mercenaries
FB: Drinkinstein Drinkinstein - The Chad OchoCinco
WR: Ehran Goinglong - E'ci FAlkruns
WR: Ryan Hestter - Tusken Raiders
WR: FASTAS HELL - Nigerian Nightmares
WR: Dexter MacPherson - The Chad OchoCinco
TE: Big Sitton - E'ci FAlkruns
TE: Tightest of-Ends - Seychelles Roosters
OG: Eddie Lumps - Gunston Drunks
OG: Cro Magnum - Nigerian Nightmares
OG: Bradicus Bradonculous - Gunston Drunks
OG: Zurin E'ci - E'ci FAlkruns
OT: Collins Anthony - Tusken Raiders
OT: Vic Concrete - Carthage Mercenaries
OT: Carrot "Carrot" Potato - The Chad OchoCinco
C: Ollie Snapper - Lethoso Rollers
C: BULLDOZER BRADSHAW - MaRAWK!! o
((DEFENSE))
IST TEAM
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DE: Phuck Mizzou - Tusken Raiders
DE: Wing Mann - Carthage Mercenaries
DE: Conan Peppers - E'ci FAlkruns
DE: Clay Gregory - Lethoso Rollers
DT: McClinton James - Tusken Raiders
DT: Killin Guards - Gunston Drunks
DT: "Tank" Abbott - Gunston Drunks
DT: BOOGIE BASHER - Madagascar Wild
LB: Xanthus Riboflavin - Lethoso Rollers
LB: Slobber Johnson - MaRAWK!! o
LB: Josh Moffett - Cincy Bengals
LB: David Danielson - Michigan Nation
LB: Salad Fingers - Tusken Raiders
LB: Beware Dware - Gunston Drunks
CB: mr migz - Michigan Nation
CB: Chief Pickum - The Chad OchoCinco
CB: Malcolm. Jenkins - Uganda Mounties
CB: Que Primo - E'ci FAlkruns
CB: Roberto Luongo - Tusken Raiders
CB: Mike D'Tigre - E'ci FAlkruns
FS: Banana Jungle - Madagascar Wild
FS: Chris Carpool - Gunston Drunks
SS: SAFETY HITMASTER - Carthage Mercenaries
SS: Chris Gregory - Lethoso Rollers
K: Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr - E'ci FAlkruns
P: Long Ding - Madagascar Wild
KR/PR: Gunner Jihad - Lethoso Rollers
............................................................
Lion Conference All Pro Team
QB: Star Gundas - Angola Wave
QB: Crosseyed Sharpshooter - The African Predators
RB: Eric DickersonSMU - Angola Wave
RB: Tyler Wyndel - Pretoria Pigs
RB: Rex Dash - Tanzania Mountaineers
RB: Biff Buster - Uganda Headhunters
FB: Hugh Jasguns - Uganda Headhunters
FB: Skins Orlando - Pretoria Pigs
WR: Bahama Breeze - G-Vegas Pirates
WR: Hands McGillicutty - Tanzania Lumberjacks
WR: All Day And Night - Tanzania Mountaineers
WR: Joshua Dekano - Bumba Dambala
TE: Robert Haymond - Tanzania Mountaineers
TE: Matthew Montgomery - African Fever
TE: Alex Sweetcheeks - Pretoria Pigs
OG: Ulysses Tugboat - Pretoria Pigs
OG: Paula Abdrool - African Fever
OG: Big Ricky - Tanzania Lumberjacks
OG: Jamall Jackson - Uganda Headhunters
OT: RIght Side Fatty - Niger Mambas
OT: Lerroy Barlow - Niger Mambas
OT: Marc Truck - Pretoria Pigs
C: Bend Overs - Uganda Headhunters
C: Kentt Hull - Pretoria Pigs
((DEFENSE))
IST TEAM
............................................................
DE: Ed Jasper - Niger Mambas
DE: Wacko Bronsko - Pretoria Pigs
DE: Jamal Glass - African Fever
DE: Roc Steady - Niger Mambas
DE: Beer Keg - Burundi Scorpions
DT: Hikedi Kryschetchniver - Pretoria Pigs
DT: Ivan Drago - Tanzania Mountaineers
DT: Diesel Phuel - Uganda Headhunters
DT: Ernie McNasty - Tanzania Mountaineers
LB: Clyde Baldwin - Cape Town Crusaders
LB: Mickey Mousman - African Fever
LB: Dwight Crawford - African Fever
CB: Tommy Allen - Uganda Headhunters
CB: Shutdown Abke - African Fever
CB: Benne Baumann - Burundi Scorpions
CB: Shark Bite - Tanzania Lumberjacks
FS: Jack White - Pretoria Pigs
FS: captin krunch - Angola Wave
SS: Trips Case - Tanzania Mountaineers
SS: mini keg - Burundi Scorpions
K: Scott WideRight - Pretoria Pigs
P: samafou baba - Tanzania Lumberjacks
KR/PR: Lightning Flash - Tanzania Lumberjacks
............................................................
<<FIRST AFRICA AAA #2 D3 AWARDS>>
<< SEASON 6 D3 AWARDS >>
............................................................
QUARTERBACK OF THE YEAR
.......................
Xavier Richardson - Tusken Raiders
Winning counts and the X-Man has led his team to an impressive record. Richardson boosts a QB rating of 132 and has thrown 36 TD's and nearly 3k yards. Whats more impressive was half the season the Raiders played a 2QB system! The X-man has been here before being honored as the Top QB in Africa AAA#2, last time as a Comoros Croc. This young QB continues to dazzle!
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RECIEVER OF THE YEAR
....................
Big Sitton - TE - E'ci FAlkruns
You might wonder how a Wide out didn't recieve this honor but just watch footage of Sitton and you will wonder why hes not playing Wide out. This guy is a game changer and has been a huge part of the E'ci offense for many seasons. He is always the go-to-guy and has won many honors before. There is not a WR out their that can match this Tight ends talent! This season has really been about the tight ends of the league, early when I wrote this I really overlooked a major threat at TE which I have went back and fixed. Like Sitton Robert Hammond also had a beast year, still my votes for Sitton!
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RUNNINGBACK OF THE YEAR
......................
Autry Denson - The Chad OchoCinco
Like his team this guy came out of nowhere! With all the talented backs we have among the league no one could of predicted the output of this talented RB! He puts up big numbers and big gains against big teams, this guy is clutch! No one is more deserving of this honor then this lad here!
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OFFENSE LINEMAN OF THE YEAR
...........................
Ulysses Tugboat - Pretoria Pigs
We have all heard it before, pancakes don't mean much but the fact is this guy is good and so is his team! There is not a linemen out there that can deny this feat! Tugboat blocks and keeps on blocking and has blocked all the others from taking this award from him!
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DEFENSE LINEMAN OF THE YEAR
...........................
Conan Peppers - E'ci FAlkruns
No matter which way I go with this award someone will bitch, but the fact is Defense lineman all around the world have struggled and most of all sacks come from gut jobs. Peppers however continues to get sack after sack in just about every game hs plays. Hes a beast defense player and I think he will carry this award with pride!
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LINEBACKER OF THE YEAR
......................
Beware Dware - Gunston Drunks
The Drunks are undefeated and this guy is a hell of a LB, what more do you want? Sure he has some inflated Force fumble numbers but hes a class LB and a superstar on a team filled with superstars! Beware of the Drunks and beware of this guy!
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SECONDARY OF THE YEAR
.....................
Tommy Allen - Uganda Headhunters
I like his team, I like this guy, I think hes a shutdown CB that will give any WR trouble and in my mind hes the best CB in the league today, with the exception of Primo who I am very fond of. Tough call but Allen gets it!
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KICKER OF THE YEAR
..................
Scott WideRight - Pretoria Pigs
His leg is bound to be tired by now maybe he can use this trophy to prob it up and give it a rest!
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KICK RETURNER OF THE YEAR
....................
Lightning Flash - Tanzania Lumberjacks
Battle of the gutjobs, who can return more punts against retards, the answer this guy! Hes a good return man and while its hard to judge returners when there is so many gut jobs around this guy is a true talent at the position!
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COACH OF THE YEAR
.................
rjssob - Gunston Drunks
Shit talker - Check
Cocky - Check
Annoying sometimes - Check
But if you take this guy away from the Drunks you have a talented team that goes 500. Its a proven fact as the Drunks sucked last year until this guy showed up and saved the day! Hes a great OC and a mastermind like others who have won this award before him!
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DEFENSE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
..........................
Phuck Mizzou - Tusken Raiders
Ok this is the time were we here about how I'm biast to my own team but truth be told it has nothing to do with my team. Put Phuck back on the Revenage and let him play this season over again and I'll still give him this award. The guy has been hammered by the nerf stick but continues to amaze me. One of the best built DE's in all of GLB this guy is a truth talent! Take nerfs away and I promise you the Raiders go undefeated, hes that good! Take him off the Raiders and we likely lose a few more games! That is a defense player of the year! Don't believe me ask the Coach of the year he will tell you the same!
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OFFENSE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
..........................
Lyle Norton - The Chad OchoCinco
I gave the QB of the year award based alot of team and the fact that X-man played half the season in a two man system, but make no mistake about it Norton is the real deal! A sleeper like many of C85 this guy has the talent! This award was a toss up bewteen Norton and his teammate runningback along with Sitton but in the end I feel like Norton deserves this honor!
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LEAGUE MVP
..........
Autry Denson - The Chad OchoCinco
Ok by now I guess you can call me a C85 fan but I swear I didn't plan it! I'm sure the Drunks would of put up a player for MVP had they ran the right system but they are playing team ball and have 3 star stubbed backs. The argument can be made that one of them are deserving of this honor but I say get rid of a back and we will talk! Denson is the premier back of the league at the current moment and everyone else needs to follow suit and pay this man some respect! MVP!
Elephant Conference All Pro Team
((OFFENSE))
1ST TEAM
...........................................................
QB: Lyle Norton - The Chad OchoCinco
QB: Xavier Richardson - Tusken Raiders
RB: Autry Denson - The Chad OchoCinco
RB: Will "Mad Dog" Roberts - Gunston Drunks
RB: Hanif Carroll - Nigerian Nightmares
FB: Mike Blotto - Carthage Mercenaries
FB: Drinkinstein Drinkinstein - The Chad OchoCinco
WR: Ehran Goinglong - E'ci FAlkruns
WR: Ryan Hestter - Tusken Raiders
WR: FASTAS HELL - Nigerian Nightmares
WR: Dexter MacPherson - The Chad OchoCinco
TE: Big Sitton - E'ci FAlkruns
TE: Tightest of-Ends - Seychelles Roosters
OG: Eddie Lumps - Gunston Drunks
OG: Cro Magnum - Nigerian Nightmares
OG: Bradicus Bradonculous - Gunston Drunks
OG: Zurin E'ci - E'ci FAlkruns
OT: Collins Anthony - Tusken Raiders
OT: Vic Concrete - Carthage Mercenaries
OT: Carrot "Carrot" Potato - The Chad OchoCinco
C: Ollie Snapper - Lethoso Rollers
C: BULLDOZER BRADSHAW - MaRAWK!! o
((DEFENSE))
IST TEAM
............................................................
DE: Phuck Mizzou - Tusken Raiders
DE: Wing Mann - Carthage Mercenaries
DE: Conan Peppers - E'ci FAlkruns
DE: Clay Gregory - Lethoso Rollers
DT: McClinton James - Tusken Raiders
DT: Killin Guards - Gunston Drunks
DT: "Tank" Abbott - Gunston Drunks
DT: BOOGIE BASHER - Madagascar Wild
LB: Xanthus Riboflavin - Lethoso Rollers
LB: Slobber Johnson - MaRAWK!! o
LB: Josh Moffett - Cincy Bengals
LB: David Danielson - Michigan Nation
LB: Salad Fingers - Tusken Raiders
LB: Beware Dware - Gunston Drunks
CB: mr migz - Michigan Nation
CB: Chief Pickum - The Chad OchoCinco
CB: Malcolm. Jenkins - Uganda Mounties
CB: Que Primo - E'ci FAlkruns
CB: Roberto Luongo - Tusken Raiders
CB: Mike D'Tigre - E'ci FAlkruns
FS: Banana Jungle - Madagascar Wild
FS: Chris Carpool - Gunston Drunks
SS: SAFETY HITMASTER - Carthage Mercenaries
SS: Chris Gregory - Lethoso Rollers
K: Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr - E'ci FAlkruns
P: Long Ding - Madagascar Wild
KR/PR: Gunner Jihad - Lethoso Rollers
............................................................
Lion Conference All Pro Team
QB: Star Gundas - Angola Wave
QB: Crosseyed Sharpshooter - The African Predators
RB: Eric DickersonSMU - Angola Wave
RB: Tyler Wyndel - Pretoria Pigs
RB: Rex Dash - Tanzania Mountaineers
RB: Biff Buster - Uganda Headhunters
FB: Hugh Jasguns - Uganda Headhunters
FB: Skins Orlando - Pretoria Pigs
WR: Bahama Breeze - G-Vegas Pirates
WR: Hands McGillicutty - Tanzania Lumberjacks
WR: All Day And Night - Tanzania Mountaineers
WR: Joshua Dekano - Bumba Dambala
TE: Robert Haymond - Tanzania Mountaineers
TE: Matthew Montgomery - African Fever
TE: Alex Sweetcheeks - Pretoria Pigs
OG: Ulysses Tugboat - Pretoria Pigs
OG: Paula Abdrool - African Fever
OG: Big Ricky - Tanzania Lumberjacks
OG: Jamall Jackson - Uganda Headhunters
OT: RIght Side Fatty - Niger Mambas
OT: Lerroy Barlow - Niger Mambas
OT: Marc Truck - Pretoria Pigs
C: Bend Overs - Uganda Headhunters
C: Kentt Hull - Pretoria Pigs
((DEFENSE))
IST TEAM
............................................................
DE: Ed Jasper - Niger Mambas
DE: Wacko Bronsko - Pretoria Pigs
DE: Jamal Glass - African Fever
DE: Roc Steady - Niger Mambas
DE: Beer Keg - Burundi Scorpions
DT: Hikedi Kryschetchniver - Pretoria Pigs
DT: Ivan Drago - Tanzania Mountaineers
DT: Diesel Phuel - Uganda Headhunters
DT: Ernie McNasty - Tanzania Mountaineers
LB: Clyde Baldwin - Cape Town Crusaders
LB: Mickey Mousman - African Fever
LB: Dwight Crawford - African Fever
CB: Tommy Allen - Uganda Headhunters
CB: Shutdown Abke - African Fever
CB: Benne Baumann - Burundi Scorpions
CB: Shark Bite - Tanzania Lumberjacks
FS: Jack White - Pretoria Pigs
FS: captin krunch - Angola Wave
SS: Trips Case - Tanzania Mountaineers
SS: mini keg - Burundi Scorpions
K: Scott WideRight - Pretoria Pigs
P: samafou baba - Tanzania Lumberjacks
KR/PR: Lightning Flash - Tanzania Lumberjacks
............................................................
<<FIRST AFRICA AAA #2 D3 AWARDS>>
<< SEASON 6 D3 AWARDS >>
............................................................
QUARTERBACK OF THE YEAR
.......................
Xavier Richardson - Tusken Raiders
Winning counts and the X-Man has led his team to an impressive record. Richardson boosts a QB rating of 132 and has thrown 36 TD's and nearly 3k yards. Whats more impressive was half the season the Raiders played a 2QB system! The X-man has been here before being honored as the Top QB in Africa AAA#2, last time as a Comoros Croc. This young QB continues to dazzle!
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RECIEVER OF THE YEAR
....................
Big Sitton - TE - E'ci FAlkruns
You might wonder how a Wide out didn't recieve this honor but just watch footage of Sitton and you will wonder why hes not playing Wide out. This guy is a game changer and has been a huge part of the E'ci offense for many seasons. He is always the go-to-guy and has won many honors before. There is not a WR out their that can match this Tight ends talent! This season has really been about the tight ends of the league, early when I wrote this I really overlooked a major threat at TE which I have went back and fixed. Like Sitton Robert Hammond also had a beast year, still my votes for Sitton!
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RUNNINGBACK OF THE YEAR
......................
Autry Denson - The Chad OchoCinco
Like his team this guy came out of nowhere! With all the talented backs we have among the league no one could of predicted the output of this talented RB! He puts up big numbers and big gains against big teams, this guy is clutch! No one is more deserving of this honor then this lad here!
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OFFENSE LINEMAN OF THE YEAR
...........................
Ulysses Tugboat - Pretoria Pigs
We have all heard it before, pancakes don't mean much but the fact is this guy is good and so is his team! There is not a linemen out there that can deny this feat! Tugboat blocks and keeps on blocking and has blocked all the others from taking this award from him!
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DEFENSE LINEMAN OF THE YEAR
...........................
Conan Peppers - E'ci FAlkruns
No matter which way I go with this award someone will bitch, but the fact is Defense lineman all around the world have struggled and most of all sacks come from gut jobs. Peppers however continues to get sack after sack in just about every game hs plays. Hes a beast defense player and I think he will carry this award with pride!
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LINEBACKER OF THE YEAR
......................
Beware Dware - Gunston Drunks
The Drunks are undefeated and this guy is a hell of a LB, what more do you want? Sure he has some inflated Force fumble numbers but hes a class LB and a superstar on a team filled with superstars! Beware of the Drunks and beware of this guy!
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SECONDARY OF THE YEAR
.....................
Tommy Allen - Uganda Headhunters
I like his team, I like this guy, I think hes a shutdown CB that will give any WR trouble and in my mind hes the best CB in the league today, with the exception of Primo who I am very fond of. Tough call but Allen gets it!
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KICKER OF THE YEAR
..................
Scott WideRight - Pretoria Pigs
His leg is bound to be tired by now maybe he can use this trophy to prob it up and give it a rest!
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KICK RETURNER OF THE YEAR
....................
Lightning Flash - Tanzania Lumberjacks
Battle of the gutjobs, who can return more punts against retards, the answer this guy! Hes a good return man and while its hard to judge returners when there is so many gut jobs around this guy is a true talent at the position!
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COACH OF THE YEAR
.................
rjssob - Gunston Drunks
Shit talker - Check
Cocky - Check
Annoying sometimes - Check
But if you take this guy away from the Drunks you have a talented team that goes 500. Its a proven fact as the Drunks sucked last year until this guy showed up and saved the day! Hes a great OC and a mastermind like others who have won this award before him!
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DEFENSE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
..........................
Phuck Mizzou - Tusken Raiders
Ok this is the time were we here about how I'm biast to my own team but truth be told it has nothing to do with my team. Put Phuck back on the Revenage and let him play this season over again and I'll still give him this award. The guy has been hammered by the nerf stick but continues to amaze me. One of the best built DE's in all of GLB this guy is a truth talent! Take nerfs away and I promise you the Raiders go undefeated, hes that good! Take him off the Raiders and we likely lose a few more games! That is a defense player of the year! Don't believe me ask the Coach of the year he will tell you the same!
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OFFENSE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
..........................
Lyle Norton - The Chad OchoCinco
I gave the QB of the year award based alot of team and the fact that X-man played half the season in a two man system, but make no mistake about it Norton is the real deal! A sleeper like many of C85 this guy has the talent! This award was a toss up bewteen Norton and his teammate runningback along with Sitton but in the end I feel like Norton deserves this honor!
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LEAGUE MVP
..........
Autry Denson - The Chad OchoCinco
Ok by now I guess you can call me a C85 fan but I swear I didn't plan it! I'm sure the Drunks would of put up a player for MVP had they ran the right system but they are playing team ball and have 3 star stubbed backs. The argument can be made that one of them are deserving of this honor but I say get rid of a back and we will talk! Denson is the premier back of the league at the current moment and everyone else needs to follow suit and pay this man some respect! MVP!
Edited by Lord Thomas Drake on May 22, 2009 14:40:20




. i almost have to defer to the guys from Gunston though, given the opportunity, any one of those guys would be monsters. its a testament to them all that they put the team before their own numbers. 
























