Alpha Game of the Week:
Victorious Secret vs Kaufbeuren Knights - After their loss to Donetsk, Victorious Secret changed their Icon to an even more seductive one. Will Kaufbeuren be able to resist? Or have the knights been drinking so much beer that even Rosie O'donnell would look hot?
Zeta Game of the Week:
Bratislava Zabijaks vs Berlin Ball Busters - There's too many damn B's in the matchup of this game. The alliteration is killing me! But hey... if we changed the last B to a D it's be the Berlin Ball Dusters... Than the second B to an H and it's the Berlin Hall Dusters! alliteration fixed! No more tongue twisters and all it means is that the entire Berlin team is currently plotting my death... but can Berlin dust Bratislava's halls? 3rd world Eastern Europe countries can be pretty dirty so I hope they brought plenty of refills for their swiffers!
Alpha Conference
Miami Ravens @ Texas City Storm - Two teams who didn't seem to realize where Europe is on the map get to play a game across the pond. Seriously, if this were real life you know how late we'd have to stay up to watch this game?
Donetsk Hammers @ MONTE-CARLO MOST WANTED - Monte Carlo must have been named because they felt bad for the city. They have the count of Monte Cristo, the battle of Monte Casino... they have to give some love... But Donetsk will still win.
Victorious Secret vs Kaufbeuren Knights - Victorious didn't even need to pick a real city to be good (I just know there's gonna be some backwater down named Victorious that people are going to point out to me now...) In any case, I think this will be a close game, but my vote goes to Kaufbeerme
Chernobyl Aftermath vs Moscow Bulls - My Russian brothers! Why do we fight? Why do we stain the Motherland with our blood? We must share in Russian comradeship......... and vodka!
Teutonic Knights @ Ramstein Rampage - So... does anyone believe me now when I said in week 1 - "Teutonic Knights haven't been mentioned much, but I expect them to start stirring up some murmurs by seasons end."?
Riga Raptors vs Bisons Sentinals - Riga is looking to secure that playoff spot
Moscow Iron Curtain vs Athens Nighthawks - As much as it pains me to go against the Motherland in a close game.... I must pick Athens...
Chisinau Chargers @ NFL Fanatix - It is indeed sad to see Chisinau go from contender to computer and thus cakewalk... mmmmm cake... but is cake better than pie?
Zeta Conference
Rammstein Rampage @ Austin City Limits - Our new D-Line has been drooling at the opportunity to play these guys.
Bratislava Zabijaks vs Berlin Ball Busters - This game will be closer than it might look I think. But in the end Berlin is going to Bust some.... heads.... what did you think I was going to say?
Szolnok Soldiers vs Norway Nightmare - If Szolnok holds off the nightmare, they will have the opportunity to take the lead next week.
Warsaw Sabotage vs Villa Rica Ballers - Every time I see Warsaw it reminds me of the crappy song and I have to find something to jab into my ears...
Mount Olympus Titans vs Bergen Storm - I always want to say Virgin Storm... am I that desensitized?
MARYLAND SHOCKERS @ Winchester Bandits - We get to see Maryland's new DC in action.
Dnipropetrovsk Destroyers @ F.C. München - I was a F.C. München fanboy before they went CPU. Honestly though, did Dnipropetrovsk get their name by just randomly mashing the keyboard?
Ledeberg Zeppelins vs New York Nightmare - The Hindenburg as their icon... how could they lose? Wait... the Hindenburg went down really close to New York... Oh wait it's a home game never mind!
Victorious Secret vs Kaufbeuren Knights - After their loss to Donetsk, Victorious Secret changed their Icon to an even more seductive one. Will Kaufbeuren be able to resist? Or have the knights been drinking so much beer that even Rosie O'donnell would look hot?
Zeta Game of the Week:
Bratislava Zabijaks vs Berlin Ball Busters - There's too many damn B's in the matchup of this game. The alliteration is killing me! But hey... if we changed the last B to a D it's be the Berlin Ball Dusters... Than the second B to an H and it's the Berlin Hall Dusters! alliteration fixed! No more tongue twisters and all it means is that the entire Berlin team is currently plotting my death... but can Berlin dust Bratislava's halls? 3rd world Eastern Europe countries can be pretty dirty so I hope they brought plenty of refills for their swiffers!
Alpha Conference
Miami Ravens @ Texas City Storm - Two teams who didn't seem to realize where Europe is on the map get to play a game across the pond. Seriously, if this were real life you know how late we'd have to stay up to watch this game?
Donetsk Hammers @ MONTE-CARLO MOST WANTED - Monte Carlo must have been named because they felt bad for the city. They have the count of Monte Cristo, the battle of Monte Casino... they have to give some love... But Donetsk will still win.
Victorious Secret vs Kaufbeuren Knights - Victorious didn't even need to pick a real city to be good (I just know there's gonna be some backwater down named Victorious that people are going to point out to me now...) In any case, I think this will be a close game, but my vote goes to Kaufbeerme
Chernobyl Aftermath vs Moscow Bulls - My Russian brothers! Why do we fight? Why do we stain the Motherland with our blood? We must share in Russian comradeship......... and vodka!
Teutonic Knights @ Ramstein Rampage - So... does anyone believe me now when I said in week 1 - "Teutonic Knights haven't been mentioned much, but I expect them to start stirring up some murmurs by seasons end."?
Riga Raptors vs Bisons Sentinals - Riga is looking to secure that playoff spot
Moscow Iron Curtain vs Athens Nighthawks - As much as it pains me to go against the Motherland in a close game.... I must pick Athens...
Chisinau Chargers @ NFL Fanatix - It is indeed sad to see Chisinau go from contender to computer and thus cakewalk... mmmmm cake... but is cake better than pie?
Zeta Conference
Rammstein Rampage @ Austin City Limits - Our new D-Line has been drooling at the opportunity to play these guys.
Bratislava Zabijaks vs Berlin Ball Busters - This game will be closer than it might look I think. But in the end Berlin is going to Bust some.... heads.... what did you think I was going to say?
Szolnok Soldiers vs Norway Nightmare - If Szolnok holds off the nightmare, they will have the opportunity to take the lead next week.
Warsaw Sabotage vs Villa Rica Ballers - Every time I see Warsaw it reminds me of the crappy song and I have to find something to jab into my ears...
Mount Olympus Titans vs Bergen Storm - I always want to say Virgin Storm... am I that desensitized?
MARYLAND SHOCKERS @ Winchester Bandits - We get to see Maryland's new DC in action.
Dnipropetrovsk Destroyers @ F.C. München - I was a F.C. München fanboy before they went CPU. Honestly though, did Dnipropetrovsk get their name by just randomly mashing the keyboard?
Ledeberg Zeppelins vs New York Nightmare - The Hindenburg as their icon... how could they lose? Wait... the Hindenburg went down really close to New York... Oh wait it's a home game never mind!
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