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W(b)estern Conference
1. Canada Tai'quans - The only thing stopping this team is the racist owner refusing to throw me the ball. The name change alone should guarantee them a spot in the finals.
2. Victoria Piranhas - They played a perfect game and still lost to the Tai'quans. Expect them to roll through the rest of the season.
3. Rancho Pencil Holders - lol not for real.
4. Grove City Bucks - I like their picture. That's about all nice I have to say about them. BLOWNOUT
5. Canada Dragons - I guarantee this is a team full of angry anime nerds.
6. Red Deer HITMEN - What a lame name. Seriously who comes up with this?
7. British Columbia Biscuits - Soggy
8. Gowboys Grizzlies - lol what? Fallin apart just like the practice facility
9. Vancouver Apocalypse - We'll know the Apocalypse is upon us if this team ends up with a winning record.
10. Gander Norsemen - Really should change their name to the norsewomen. Bunch of vaginas.
11. Piikoi Jelly - We used to smoke them all the time last season. I see this season being worse.
12. Houston Vikings - ummmmm low levels, its like if a double A team came and played in the Pros. Maybe in a few seasons.
13. Nova Scotia Highlanders - I like how they tried to steal the town name of a good team, hoping that I might get confused eh ladies?
14. Red Bay Revolution - They are getting shit rocked a lot for being 57 overall. Bad tactics, badder builds
15. Buffalo Bison - teh suck
16. Frank Murray Mounted the Police - Maybe if he wasn't so busy mounting things he could play football.

(l)Eastern Conference
1. Nova Scotia Lions - look ok
2-15 - who cares we will never play them.
16. Keg River Butthounds - we own them. bitches

Instead of trying to steal the Beast name from our conference, come up with something for West that's actually pronounceable.

The Gowboys name has always bugged me, everytime I see it I keep reading Gay Cowboys and think brokeback mountain...or Dallas, they're pretty synonymous.

Originally posted by jimbohawk
5. Canada Dragons - I guarantee this is a team full of angry anime nerds.

Hahaha, what? Where did this come from?

i love you too dude. But we hope to finish at least 14th.

perfect

No need to bash on the Grizz, although the name does need to be changed

But I see where its coming from in a Redskins fan, haha

Originally posted by Wandringfool
No need to bash on the Grizz, although the name does need to be changed

But I see where its coming from in a Redskins fan, haha

Hahaha, yep

spot on

I know I am