With Plenty of bars and a good club scene Tusken should be well suited for your travel needs. While alot of the Tusken women wear face wraps don't let that stop you guys, have at it!
We have our best 1st class hotel (located 5 mins from Fort Tusken field) on reserve for you fine gentleman with an open bar and many attractions for your entertainment pleasure. Have a gambling bug? We have casinos that will enjoy taking your hard earn money!
Following the game we will supply plenty of tissues and we have on-call shrinks should you guys feel like you can't handle the ass whooping. If any of your bums are feeling bruised and battered following the abuse from our Tusken overlords we have plenty of parlors that can work out the knots!
We will also supply you guys with one of our enslaved team Doctors who can patch you up! Should be not suit you we will glady have him beheaded!
We hope you will enjoy your stay in Tusken and come back for 2nds come playoff time!
We have our best 1st class hotel (located 5 mins from Fort Tusken field) on reserve for you fine gentleman with an open bar and many attractions for your entertainment pleasure. Have a gambling bug? We have casinos that will enjoy taking your hard earn money!
Following the game we will supply plenty of tissues and we have on-call shrinks should you guys feel like you can't handle the ass whooping. If any of your bums are feeling bruised and battered following the abuse from our Tusken overlords we have plenty of parlors that can work out the knots!
We will also supply you guys with one of our enslaved team Doctors who can patch you up! Should be not suit you we will glady have him beheaded!
We hope you will enjoy your stay in Tusken and come back for 2nds come playoff time!
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