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Preview:
As the best drinkers of whatever backwater BBB league Keg River came from, it was assumed they could hang with the A5 vets. Determined not to disappoint, Keg River sobered up the week before, stuffing themselves with carbs to absorb the copious amounts of alcohol they were expected to imbibe. Drinking songs were rehearsed involving the words, "Keg River" and "Steel Livers."
The opposite approach was taken in Nova Scotia. Fresh off a drinking binge involving Cinco de Mayo festivities, several scandalous pictures were leaked online. A miniature controversy spread into every home in Nova Scotia when one of their GM's was caught red handed wearing a sombrero while playing margarita pong. The outcries of, "He's not even Mexican," and, "I can't believe he bastardized beer pong with margarita mix," were the popular themes.
The Outcome:
The Boozehounds were found praying to the porcelain gods, curled around the base of whatever toilet they could find, and drooling out of their mouths while in the fetal position.
Preview:
As the best drinkers of whatever backwater BBB league Keg River came from, it was assumed they could hang with the A5 vets. Determined not to disappoint, Keg River sobered up the week before, stuffing themselves with carbs to absorb the copious amounts of alcohol they were expected to imbibe. Drinking songs were rehearsed involving the words, "Keg River" and "Steel Livers."
The opposite approach was taken in Nova Scotia. Fresh off a drinking binge involving Cinco de Mayo festivities, several scandalous pictures were leaked online. A miniature controversy spread into every home in Nova Scotia when one of their GM's was caught red handed wearing a sombrero while playing margarita pong. The outcries of, "He's not even Mexican," and, "I can't believe he bastardized beer pong with margarita mix," were the popular themes.
The Outcome:
The Boozehounds were found praying to the porcelain gods, curled around the base of whatever toilet they could find, and drooling out of their mouths while in the fetal position.