Week 7!! Week 7 is here!
Alpha still has 3 undefeated teams after 6 games, but after this next set of games there will be one less.
The Trojans are still the only undefeated team left in Zeta.
Before we "do this shit", I thought I would say a quick thank you for all the nice words and compliments you guys have for these write ups and I would like to give something back (something other than that vicious strain of genital herpes that has been going around EE lately. That was me and..........you're welcome).
I would like to read and answer some reader mail that has been pouring in lately from you the readers of the Sports Page..
Here is one from Gunner65 of Cool Runnings. He writes:
Dear SA,
Originally posted by Gunner65
I vote S/A for GLB President
Yes Gunner, I will accept the EEA1 nomination for president of GLB and come November we will win it and bring in a new era of change......................or I could let the power go to my head and abuse the many powers bestowed upon me.
I did get a letter from Joe Six Pack, who says he is now boning Sarah Palin and she has stopped calling him "Joe Six Pack" and now just calls him "Average Joe's".
Something you want to tell us Lionpenn? Hmmmmm?
Padre 97 of Kazan writes to me:
Dear SA,
Originally posted by Padre97
Someone get ESPN to hire this guy.
Long live the Horde!
Well, yes Padre. After my term in office as president of GLB, I plan to take ESPN's offer and work as an analyst for them. Finally I can yell at Mel Kiper and call him a no good, lousy, blood sucking, schmuck that wouldn't know a Top 10 pick if they all gang raped him in the showers with their own top 10's (top 10 inches, that is)!
And I got an e-mail from KINGCHEEZ of Krakow who writes:
Dear SA,
Originally posted by KINGCHEEZ
Fine work SA you're a smooth pimpin muthafahqa
Yes, sir. Yes I am.
And finally, this one wasn't a letter sent to me, but I found it written on the bathroom wall.
It says:
Originally posted by JoSCh
I had rough but consensual sex with Alexa Tara. True story.
Dude, do you have her number?......................please?
OK, so that does it for reader mail. On to week 7 and...................
Let's do this shit!!
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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (6-0) LW 1 - Only the Boracs have come close to beating the Trojans this season. They gave the Dynasty a mean rug rash this time, 76-0.
Although Vancouver is 4-2, i don't think they will be any competition for the Trojan juggernaut.
Next opponent: at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-2)
#2 The Gods (5-1) LW 2 - Ok, you proved me wrong Pedro. Thanks for screwing up my prediction record this week. The Gods have had only one hiccup this season and they just beat the Hell Hounds.
I think your butt cheeks will suffer very few wedgies the rest of the season.
Maybe I spoke too soon. Cool Runnings are up next.
Next opponent: at #4 Cool Runnings (4-2)
#3 Estonia Stoners (5-1) LW 4 - The Stoners have really proven they are a team to beat this season. 5-1 with 5 wins straight. That's the way to come in and make a statement!
here's another statement: "Six straight wins, coming up!"
It's your turn to take on the CPU Destroyers.
Next opponent: at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-6)
#4 Cool Runnings (4-2) LW 3 - Holy Swiss cheese Batman! That was some hurtin' the Stoners put up on you guys. 59-31 isn't a loss, it's an ass kicking. But 4-2 is still a good place to be right now.
And your next game isn't any easier. It's The Gods up next.
A bit of advice....................Pedro hates wedgies.
Next opponent: #2 The Gods (5-1)
#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-2) LW 5 - Uh-ooooohhhhh! I think somebody still thinks they are in season 8.
A lucky win over Funky Bunch and two losses in a row reminds me of the Hell Hounds of season 8.
Come on Hell Bitches, time to get it together. There are still 6 or 7 tough games ahead, but the next one is NOT one of them.
It's the Black Hawks for Pete's sake. Enjoy it.
And enjoy the Safety dance for getting a safety in the game against the Gods.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qW0Edq1KqI
Next opponent: #12 Providence Black Hawks (2-4)
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (4-2) LW 6 - The Train got back on the winning track with that last win over the Wrecking Crew, 68-24. You guys could possibly keep it going for the next four games if you're lucky. Four possible wins are up ahead and an 8-2 record could be the result with a nice shot at a playoff spot.
Start it off with the Dynasty.
Next opponent: at #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-6)
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-2) LW 7 - Winner, winner, turkey dinner!! Three wins in a row! 4-2 and look at you! That 58-21 win over ROF was over at halftime (or the 1st quarter).
That was a nice win streak. "Was" being the key word there because those #1 Trojans are waiting for a turkey dinner.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Trojans (6-0)
#8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-3) LW 9 - Whew! You guys needed that break! Getting a win over St Petersburg is the only "sure thing" I've had in the last 10 years.
Which reminds me..............JoSCh, are you going to give me Alexa Tara's # or what? Could really use the help, dude.
Another stroke of luck with the Wreck up next.
Next opponent: #14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-5)
#9 Banja Luka Boracs (3-3) LW 10 - The Boracs finally caught that break they were looking for. They got a win over the Blackshirts and now WMD is up next. Head over to the Fallout Shelter and keep the win streak alive.
Next opponent: at #13 WMD Pale Riders (1-5)
#10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-3) LW 8 - Well the Blackshirts are out of the Banja Luka Battle with the last loss at the hands of the Boracs. 3-3 isn't so bad and ROF is next on the schedule, so there is a bright spot.
But that bright spot fades really quickly after that. Just concentrate on ROF, worry about losing to the Trojans later.
Btw, still waiting for that call from Tara.
Next opponent: #11 Renegades of Funk (2-4)
#11 Renegades of Funk (2-4) LW 11 - Well Driftinggrifter, at least we have LXA. But you guys do have a chance to get two wins in a row next.
The Blackshirts and WMD could provide you with an opportunity to be 4-4 at the 8 game mark.
Next opponent: at #10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-3)
#12 Providence Black Hawks (2-4) LW 13 - Well you sure beat up on WMD to get that second win. 72-10 was really making sure you got it.
And in the next two games you are sure to get it, losses that is.
hell Hounds and Cool Runnings are back to back. 2-6 will prolly be your record at halfway point.
Next opponent: at #5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-2)
#13 WMD Pale Riders (1-5) LW 12 - I an assuming WMD stands for Weapons of Mass Destruction. But these guys are playing like WAD, Weapons of Ass Destruction. Except the only ass getting destroyed is theirs.
Soon you guys will be on the Hot Chic list permanently.
Boracs are up next.
Next opponent: #9 Banja Luka Boracs (3-3)
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-5) LW 14 - Well Wrecking Crew, 1-5 is really tough to come back from. Especially since the only team you match up well with is WMD. I'll have to find another Hot Chic site to come with all the pics I'll need to hand out to teams.
The Funky Bunch are up next and with them comes another loss.
Next opponent: at #8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-3)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-6) LW 15 - Alright Luzitian! I've been getting complaints from the girls in the Hot Chic Pics saying that you guys are getting a little too frisky with them.
You guys have gone from the Dynasty to the Die-Nasty to the Da'Nasty!
Keep your hands in your pants please.
Thank you from the mgmnt.
Oh yeah, before I forget, the Train are coming into town...............another loss, but at least you can enjoy the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/08Brandie/Brandie-37.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Ukraine Freight Train (4-2)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-6) LW 16 - This is the only CPU team in EEA1. The only CPU the Hot Chic Pics know is one that vibrates.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/10Naomi/Naomi-03.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Estonia Stoners (5-1)
*****WEEK 7 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7:
Overall: 30-10
GOW: 1-4
8 Ball GOW: 2-3
#11 Renegades of Funk (2-4) at #10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-3) = Banja Luka Blackshirts - You have foiled my predictions for the last time ROF! Go with the Blackshirts.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#9 Banja Luka Boracs (3-3) at #13 WMD Pale Riders (1-5) = Banja Luka Boracs - Welcome to above .500, Boracs.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-5) at #8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-3) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Welcome to above .500, Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (4-2) at #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-6) = Ukraine Freight Train - The Freight Train is on an express route to the playoffs. Go with the Train.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Providence Black Hawks (2-4) at #5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-2) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Hell Hounds should rebound with this win.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#2 The Gods (5-1) at #4 Cool Runnings (4-2) = The Gods - Taking the Gods on Pedro's sound advice this time.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#3 Estonia Stoners (5-1) at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-6) = Estonia Stoners - Oh man. This is a tough one. Stoners or Destroyers? Hmmmm. Oh I hate these tough decisions!...................yeah right. Like there is even a choice here. Take the Stoners.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Macedonia Trojans (6-0) at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-2) = Macedonia Trojans - Trojans keep on rolling.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 The Gods (5-1) at #4 Cool Runnings (4-2) - #2 at #4! It's an all out GLB war!
The Gods of old are taking on the mighty military of Jamaica!
Big rankings at stake here! Gods lose and CR moves up! CR loses and the Gods pretty much stay where they are at, but CR will definitely drop! Feel the pressure yet, CR?
It's Gods vs Runnings on Friday AM Football!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = The Gods
Question: Will The Gods beat Cool Runnings?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good.
24/48 beers! - Alright! Another case of beer to start off Friday AM! A lot of really nasty match ups, but two are worth while this time around!
We got the Trojans and the Jive Turkeys! And don't forget the GLB GOW of G's vs CR!
Get up early and start the morning right with a nutritious breakfast. Just pour a beer over your Froot Loops and log on to watch the games. Afterall, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Let's do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (6-0) LW 1 - Win, win, win. That's all the horde can do. And I don't think the River Bandits pose a threat to you.
So travel to Vienna and win and have some fun.
And bring me back some of those little sausages when you're done.
.................the Horde is back in town..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8UoUXmKH_A
Next opponent: at #9 Vienna River Bandits (2-4)
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (6-0) LW 2 - Holy shit!! Do my eyes deceive me?! Is there a REAL game to be played now?
The Pit Bulls stroll in here like they are the top dogs in town.
Time to really, actually prepare for a game Diadochi. If you need help game planning for Friday, just ask Craig's dad from "Friday".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aptl4jXYIIs
Next opponent: #3 Kiev Pit Bulls (6-0)
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (6-0) LW 3 - The Pit Bulls have been biting the ass out of the competition. Everyone feels like Mr Jones so far in the first half
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVGmvbFenMI
But up next are the Diadochi in a real test for you junkyards dawg's.
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (6-0)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (5-1) LW 4 - Wolfpack are on a roll! Clobbering the Hallucinations 76-13.
They didn't just get beat, they got..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1J9tgrIMKo
Next opponent: at #14 Greece Lightning (1-5)
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (5-1) LW 5 - Two solid wins straight for Valhalla. They've climbed their way to 5-1 and the #5 spot in the rankings.
Enjoy a sixth win on the house. It's the Hitmen up next.
Next opponent: #16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-6)
#6 Iron Curtain Psychos (4-2) LW 7 - Whew! 12-3 was a close win over Wildflecken. Wish we could all score 2 FG's before halftime and have our game won.
No such luck will come with the Crack. You might need a little bit more fire power to win this one.
Next opponent: #8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-3)
#7 Average Joe's (3-3) LW 6 - OK Joe's. What's going on here? You guys were 3-1 and dropped 2 losses back to back. So what is the problem?
Well whatever it is, you guys have two games to get it fixed in before the Pit Bulls game. Amsterdam and the Hitmen should provide you with two wins until Kiev.
Next opponent: #13 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-5)
#8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-3) LW 9 - Two huge wins finally gets you guys back to .500. 97-6, 84-14 against the Lightning and River Bandits, respectively, is a nice way to get there. Now all you have to do is beat ICP to go over .500.
Next opponent: at #6 Iron Curtain Psychos (4-2)
#9 Vienna River Bandits (2-4) LW 8 - Well after two disastrous losses in a row, I bet you River Bandits could use some love to come your way, hmmm? Am I right?
because, let's be honest here, you guys have lost quite a few games and you don't remember how it feels to win. I think that you guys have lost that loving feelin'......................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc
Trying to pep you guys up because the Horde is up next.
Next opponent: #1 Kazan Golden Horde (6-0)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-4) LW 10 - Well that is one risky offensive strategy you guys had in that loss to ICP. Waiting until the last quarter to score a FG was a bold move and it almost paid off had you scored 10 more points.
Don't worry. You won't need such offensive gamble's in your next game. You could score 2 points and still win.
Next opponent: at #15 Wallachia Impalers (1-5)
#11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-4) LW 11 - Oy. That was some beating you guys took from the Pit Bulls. But look at the positives. You scored the most points in any of your losses, so far.
It was only 28-10 in the first quarter, the game wasn't completely blown out yet at that point.
You guys know how to brew some fine Bohemian beer in Bohemia.
A lot of hot German blonds in Bohemia too.
And with St Petersburg next, maybe a win will come your way.
Think positive, you dickheads!
Next opponent: #12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (2-4)
#12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (2-4) LW 13 - Who's the big bad Royal Guards? Who is it?.............St Petersburg are the big bad Royal Guards that whooped up on the Impalers 87-0, that's who. Win #3 could be next with the Gryphons up next.
Next opponent: at #11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-4)
#13 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-5) LW 12 - Well looking ahead at the rest of Amsterdam's schedule, I see only 5 or 6 more possible wins for you guys. Add that to your one, lone win you have now and 6 or 7 wins won't gert you in the playoffs.
Unless you have a brilliant plan to turn things around quickly, your season doesn't look to good from here.
Next opponent: at #7 Average Joe's (3-3)
#14 Greece Lightning (1-5) LW 14 - Well this next game could be the exclamation point on a terrible first half of the season. After winning game 1 and then losing 5 straight, the Wolfpack up next don't provide any type of relief for you guys. Just another check in the L column.
Next opponent: #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (5-1)
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-5) LW 15 - Time to sharpen up your objects of impalement.
No, not for the Wolverines. You don't stand a chance against them.
I meant for sweet Amanda here:
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Amanda/Amanda-01.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-4)
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-6) LW 16 - 0-6, 0-6, nothing here for you except hot chic pics.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Nicole/Nicole-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Valhalla Einherjar (5-1)
*****WEEK 7 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7:
Overall: 36-4
GOW: 5-0
8 Ball: 3-2
#12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (2-4) at #11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-4) = St Petersburg Royal Guards - Somebody will win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-5) at #7 Average Joe's (3-3) = Average Joe's - Joe's will keep Amsterdam's win streak alive.........at zero.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-3) at #6 Iron Curtain Psychos (4-2) = Iron Curtain Psycho's - Here's a tough call, but going with ICP.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (5-1) at #14 Greece Lightning (1-5) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - 6-1 for the Wolfpack.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-4) at #15 Wallachia Impalers (1-5) = Wildflecken Wolverines - Win #3 for the Wolverines.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-6) at #5 Valhalla Einherjar (5-1) = Valhalla Einherjar - This is like a pick up game for the Einherjobbers.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (6-0) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (6-0) = Macedonia Diadochi - Great match up! Could be the second best match up of the season.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (6-0) at #9 Vienna River Bandits (2-4) = Kazan Golden Horde - Don't forget my Vienna sausages.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (6-0) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (6-0) - WOW! #3 takes on #2!! This is a battle of two undefeated teams! Bragging rights are at stake! Playoff rankings are at stake! The world is at stake! Life as we know it is at stake! A battle between good and evil!
We must sacrifice 200 virgins for the GLB gods to be satisfied! We will start with the 0-6 teams, they have yet to pop their EEA1 cherries!
This one goes to Thunder Dome!!
Two teams enter!! One team leaves!!
Don't come out until one of you is dead...............................or one of you at least has a scratch or a flesh wound.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Macedonia Diadochi
Question: Will Kiev beat Macedonia?
8 Ball's answer: Very Doubtful
23/48 beers! – Oh yeah! Back to 23 beers this time around! And only two games worth the delicious alcoholic content of all 23 of those lovely little beers! Krakow Plumber's Crack vs ICP. And of course the GOW. So s[plit them between the two or save them for one oft he two games! Either way we should be nice and toasty for kick off at 7 AM.
Let's do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
Alpha still has 3 undefeated teams after 6 games, but after this next set of games there will be one less.
The Trojans are still the only undefeated team left in Zeta.
Before we "do this shit", I thought I would say a quick thank you for all the nice words and compliments you guys have for these write ups and I would like to give something back (something other than that vicious strain of genital herpes that has been going around EE lately. That was me and..........you're welcome).
I would like to read and answer some reader mail that has been pouring in lately from you the readers of the Sports Page..
Here is one from Gunner65 of Cool Runnings. He writes:
Dear SA,
Originally posted by Gunner65
I vote S/A for GLB President
Yes Gunner, I will accept the EEA1 nomination for president of GLB and come November we will win it and bring in a new era of change......................or I could let the power go to my head and abuse the many powers bestowed upon me.
I did get a letter from Joe Six Pack, who says he is now boning Sarah Palin and she has stopped calling him "Joe Six Pack" and now just calls him "Average Joe's".
Something you want to tell us Lionpenn? Hmmmmm?
Padre 97 of Kazan writes to me:
Dear SA,
Originally posted by Padre97
Someone get ESPN to hire this guy.
Long live the Horde!Well, yes Padre. After my term in office as president of GLB, I plan to take ESPN's offer and work as an analyst for them. Finally I can yell at Mel Kiper and call him a no good, lousy, blood sucking, schmuck that wouldn't know a Top 10 pick if they all gang raped him in the showers with their own top 10's (top 10 inches, that is)!
And I got an e-mail from KINGCHEEZ of Krakow who writes:
Dear SA,
Originally posted by KINGCHEEZ
Fine work SA you're a smooth pimpin muthafahqa
Yes, sir. Yes I am.
And finally, this one wasn't a letter sent to me, but I found it written on the bathroom wall.
It says:
Originally posted by JoSCh
I had rough but consensual sex with Alexa Tara. True story.
Dude, do you have her number?......................please?
OK, so that does it for reader mail. On to week 7 and...................
Let's do this shit!!
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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (6-0) LW 1 - Only the Boracs have come close to beating the Trojans this season. They gave the Dynasty a mean rug rash this time, 76-0.
Although Vancouver is 4-2, i don't think they will be any competition for the Trojan juggernaut.
Next opponent: at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-2)
#2 The Gods (5-1) LW 2 - Ok, you proved me wrong Pedro. Thanks for screwing up my prediction record this week. The Gods have had only one hiccup this season and they just beat the Hell Hounds.
I think your butt cheeks will suffer very few wedgies the rest of the season.
Maybe I spoke too soon. Cool Runnings are up next.
Next opponent: at #4 Cool Runnings (4-2)
#3 Estonia Stoners (5-1) LW 4 - The Stoners have really proven they are a team to beat this season. 5-1 with 5 wins straight. That's the way to come in and make a statement!
here's another statement: "Six straight wins, coming up!"
It's your turn to take on the CPU Destroyers.
Next opponent: at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-6)
#4 Cool Runnings (4-2) LW 3 - Holy Swiss cheese Batman! That was some hurtin' the Stoners put up on you guys. 59-31 isn't a loss, it's an ass kicking. But 4-2 is still a good place to be right now.
And your next game isn't any easier. It's The Gods up next.
A bit of advice....................Pedro hates wedgies.
Next opponent: #2 The Gods (5-1)
#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-2) LW 5 - Uh-ooooohhhhh! I think somebody still thinks they are in season 8.
A lucky win over Funky Bunch and two losses in a row reminds me of the Hell Hounds of season 8.
Come on Hell Bitches, time to get it together. There are still 6 or 7 tough games ahead, but the next one is NOT one of them.
It's the Black Hawks for Pete's sake. Enjoy it.
And enjoy the Safety dance for getting a safety in the game against the Gods.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qW0Edq1KqI
Next opponent: #12 Providence Black Hawks (2-4)
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (4-2) LW 6 - The Train got back on the winning track with that last win over the Wrecking Crew, 68-24. You guys could possibly keep it going for the next four games if you're lucky. Four possible wins are up ahead and an 8-2 record could be the result with a nice shot at a playoff spot.
Start it off with the Dynasty.
Next opponent: at #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-6)
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-2) LW 7 - Winner, winner, turkey dinner!! Three wins in a row! 4-2 and look at you! That 58-21 win over ROF was over at halftime (or the 1st quarter).
That was a nice win streak. "Was" being the key word there because those #1 Trojans are waiting for a turkey dinner.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Trojans (6-0)
#8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-3) LW 9 - Whew! You guys needed that break! Getting a win over St Petersburg is the only "sure thing" I've had in the last 10 years.
Which reminds me..............JoSCh, are you going to give me Alexa Tara's # or what? Could really use the help, dude.
Another stroke of luck with the Wreck up next.
Next opponent: #14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-5)
#9 Banja Luka Boracs (3-3) LW 10 - The Boracs finally caught that break they were looking for. They got a win over the Blackshirts and now WMD is up next. Head over to the Fallout Shelter and keep the win streak alive.
Next opponent: at #13 WMD Pale Riders (1-5)
#10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-3) LW 8 - Well the Blackshirts are out of the Banja Luka Battle with the last loss at the hands of the Boracs. 3-3 isn't so bad and ROF is next on the schedule, so there is a bright spot.
But that bright spot fades really quickly after that. Just concentrate on ROF, worry about losing to the Trojans later.
Btw, still waiting for that call from Tara.
Next opponent: #11 Renegades of Funk (2-4)
#11 Renegades of Funk (2-4) LW 11 - Well Driftinggrifter, at least we have LXA. But you guys do have a chance to get two wins in a row next.
The Blackshirts and WMD could provide you with an opportunity to be 4-4 at the 8 game mark.
Next opponent: at #10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-3)
#12 Providence Black Hawks (2-4) LW 13 - Well you sure beat up on WMD to get that second win. 72-10 was really making sure you got it.
And in the next two games you are sure to get it, losses that is.
hell Hounds and Cool Runnings are back to back. 2-6 will prolly be your record at halfway point.
Next opponent: at #5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-2)
#13 WMD Pale Riders (1-5) LW 12 - I an assuming WMD stands for Weapons of Mass Destruction. But these guys are playing like WAD, Weapons of Ass Destruction. Except the only ass getting destroyed is theirs.
Soon you guys will be on the Hot Chic list permanently.
Boracs are up next.
Next opponent: #9 Banja Luka Boracs (3-3)
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-5) LW 14 - Well Wrecking Crew, 1-5 is really tough to come back from. Especially since the only team you match up well with is WMD. I'll have to find another Hot Chic site to come with all the pics I'll need to hand out to teams.
The Funky Bunch are up next and with them comes another loss.
Next opponent: at #8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-3)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-6) LW 15 - Alright Luzitian! I've been getting complaints from the girls in the Hot Chic Pics saying that you guys are getting a little too frisky with them.
You guys have gone from the Dynasty to the Die-Nasty to the Da'Nasty!
Keep your hands in your pants please.
Thank you from the mgmnt.
Oh yeah, before I forget, the Train are coming into town...............another loss, but at least you can enjoy the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/08Brandie/Brandie-37.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Ukraine Freight Train (4-2)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-6) LW 16 - This is the only CPU team in EEA1. The only CPU the Hot Chic Pics know is one that vibrates.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/10Naomi/Naomi-03.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Estonia Stoners (5-1)
*****WEEK 7 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7:
Overall: 30-10
GOW: 1-4
8 Ball GOW: 2-3
#11 Renegades of Funk (2-4) at #10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-3) = Banja Luka Blackshirts - You have foiled my predictions for the last time ROF! Go with the Blackshirts.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#9 Banja Luka Boracs (3-3) at #13 WMD Pale Riders (1-5) = Banja Luka Boracs - Welcome to above .500, Boracs.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-5) at #8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-3) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Welcome to above .500, Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (4-2) at #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-6) = Ukraine Freight Train - The Freight Train is on an express route to the playoffs. Go with the Train.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Providence Black Hawks (2-4) at #5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-2) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Hell Hounds should rebound with this win.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#2 The Gods (5-1) at #4 Cool Runnings (4-2) = The Gods - Taking the Gods on Pedro's sound advice this time.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#3 Estonia Stoners (5-1) at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-6) = Estonia Stoners - Oh man. This is a tough one. Stoners or Destroyers? Hmmmm. Oh I hate these tough decisions!...................yeah right. Like there is even a choice here. Take the Stoners.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Macedonia Trojans (6-0) at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-2) = Macedonia Trojans - Trojans keep on rolling.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 The Gods (5-1) at #4 Cool Runnings (4-2) - #2 at #4! It's an all out GLB war!
The Gods of old are taking on the mighty military of Jamaica!
Big rankings at stake here! Gods lose and CR moves up! CR loses and the Gods pretty much stay where they are at, but CR will definitely drop! Feel the pressure yet, CR?
It's Gods vs Runnings on Friday AM Football!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = The Gods
Question: Will The Gods beat Cool Runnings?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good.
24/48 beers! - Alright! Another case of beer to start off Friday AM! A lot of really nasty match ups, but two are worth while this time around!
We got the Trojans and the Jive Turkeys! And don't forget the GLB GOW of G's vs CR!
Get up early and start the morning right with a nutritious breakfast. Just pour a beer over your Froot Loops and log on to watch the games. Afterall, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Let's do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (6-0) LW 1 - Win, win, win. That's all the horde can do. And I don't think the River Bandits pose a threat to you.
So travel to Vienna and win and have some fun.
And bring me back some of those little sausages when you're done.
.................the Horde is back in town..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8UoUXmKH_A
Next opponent: at #9 Vienna River Bandits (2-4)
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (6-0) LW 2 - Holy shit!! Do my eyes deceive me?! Is there a REAL game to be played now?
The Pit Bulls stroll in here like they are the top dogs in town.
Time to really, actually prepare for a game Diadochi. If you need help game planning for Friday, just ask Craig's dad from "Friday".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aptl4jXYIIs
Next opponent: #3 Kiev Pit Bulls (6-0)
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (6-0) LW 3 - The Pit Bulls have been biting the ass out of the competition. Everyone feels like Mr Jones so far in the first half
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVGmvbFenMI
But up next are the Diadochi in a real test for you junkyards dawg's.
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (6-0)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (5-1) LW 4 - Wolfpack are on a roll! Clobbering the Hallucinations 76-13.
They didn't just get beat, they got..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1J9tgrIMKo
Next opponent: at #14 Greece Lightning (1-5)
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (5-1) LW 5 - Two solid wins straight for Valhalla. They've climbed their way to 5-1 and the #5 spot in the rankings.
Enjoy a sixth win on the house. It's the Hitmen up next.
Next opponent: #16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-6)
#6 Iron Curtain Psychos (4-2) LW 7 - Whew! 12-3 was a close win over Wildflecken. Wish we could all score 2 FG's before halftime and have our game won.
No such luck will come with the Crack. You might need a little bit more fire power to win this one.
Next opponent: #8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-3)
#7 Average Joe's (3-3) LW 6 - OK Joe's. What's going on here? You guys were 3-1 and dropped 2 losses back to back. So what is the problem?
Well whatever it is, you guys have two games to get it fixed in before the Pit Bulls game. Amsterdam and the Hitmen should provide you with two wins until Kiev.
Next opponent: #13 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-5)
#8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-3) LW 9 - Two huge wins finally gets you guys back to .500. 97-6, 84-14 against the Lightning and River Bandits, respectively, is a nice way to get there. Now all you have to do is beat ICP to go over .500.
Next opponent: at #6 Iron Curtain Psychos (4-2)
#9 Vienna River Bandits (2-4) LW 8 - Well after two disastrous losses in a row, I bet you River Bandits could use some love to come your way, hmmm? Am I right?
because, let's be honest here, you guys have lost quite a few games and you don't remember how it feels to win. I think that you guys have lost that loving feelin'......................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc
Trying to pep you guys up because the Horde is up next.
Next opponent: #1 Kazan Golden Horde (6-0)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-4) LW 10 - Well that is one risky offensive strategy you guys had in that loss to ICP. Waiting until the last quarter to score a FG was a bold move and it almost paid off had you scored 10 more points.
Don't worry. You won't need such offensive gamble's in your next game. You could score 2 points and still win.
Next opponent: at #15 Wallachia Impalers (1-5)
#11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-4) LW 11 - Oy. That was some beating you guys took from the Pit Bulls. But look at the positives. You scored the most points in any of your losses, so far.
It was only 28-10 in the first quarter, the game wasn't completely blown out yet at that point.
You guys know how to brew some fine Bohemian beer in Bohemia.
A lot of hot German blonds in Bohemia too.
And with St Petersburg next, maybe a win will come your way.
Think positive, you dickheads!
Next opponent: #12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (2-4)
#12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (2-4) LW 13 - Who's the big bad Royal Guards? Who is it?.............St Petersburg are the big bad Royal Guards that whooped up on the Impalers 87-0, that's who. Win #3 could be next with the Gryphons up next.
Next opponent: at #11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-4)
#13 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-5) LW 12 - Well looking ahead at the rest of Amsterdam's schedule, I see only 5 or 6 more possible wins for you guys. Add that to your one, lone win you have now and 6 or 7 wins won't gert you in the playoffs.
Unless you have a brilliant plan to turn things around quickly, your season doesn't look to good from here.
Next opponent: at #7 Average Joe's (3-3)
#14 Greece Lightning (1-5) LW 14 - Well this next game could be the exclamation point on a terrible first half of the season. After winning game 1 and then losing 5 straight, the Wolfpack up next don't provide any type of relief for you guys. Just another check in the L column.
Next opponent: #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (5-1)
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-5) LW 15 - Time to sharpen up your objects of impalement.
No, not for the Wolverines. You don't stand a chance against them.
I meant for sweet Amanda here:
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Amanda/Amanda-01.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-4)
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-6) LW 16 - 0-6, 0-6, nothing here for you except hot chic pics.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Nicole/Nicole-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Valhalla Einherjar (5-1)
*****WEEK 7 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7:
Overall: 36-4
GOW: 5-0
8 Ball: 3-2
#12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (2-4) at #11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-4) = St Petersburg Royal Guards - Somebody will win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-5) at #7 Average Joe's (3-3) = Average Joe's - Joe's will keep Amsterdam's win streak alive.........at zero.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-3) at #6 Iron Curtain Psychos (4-2) = Iron Curtain Psycho's - Here's a tough call, but going with ICP.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (5-1) at #14 Greece Lightning (1-5) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - 6-1 for the Wolfpack.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-4) at #15 Wallachia Impalers (1-5) = Wildflecken Wolverines - Win #3 for the Wolverines.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-6) at #5 Valhalla Einherjar (5-1) = Valhalla Einherjar - This is like a pick up game for the Einherjobbers.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (6-0) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (6-0) = Macedonia Diadochi - Great match up! Could be the second best match up of the season.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (6-0) at #9 Vienna River Bandits (2-4) = Kazan Golden Horde - Don't forget my Vienna sausages.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (6-0) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (6-0) - WOW! #3 takes on #2!! This is a battle of two undefeated teams! Bragging rights are at stake! Playoff rankings are at stake! The world is at stake! Life as we know it is at stake! A battle between good and evil!
We must sacrifice 200 virgins for the GLB gods to be satisfied! We will start with the 0-6 teams, they have yet to pop their EEA1 cherries!
This one goes to Thunder Dome!!
Two teams enter!! One team leaves!!
Don't come out until one of you is dead...............................or one of you at least has a scratch or a flesh wound.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Macedonia Diadochi
Question: Will Kiev beat Macedonia?
8 Ball's answer: Very Doubtful
23/48 beers! – Oh yeah! Back to 23 beers this time around! And only two games worth the delicious alcoholic content of all 23 of those lovely little beers! Krakow Plumber's Crack vs ICP. And of course the GOW. So s[plit them between the two or save them for one oft he two games! Either way we should be nice and toasty for kick off at 7 AM.
Let's do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
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