It has been long enough now for most of the feelings to fade and the counseling to take. So I would like to thank you for demolishing my offense in a manner that would get you sent to jail for a very long time had you done the same to a woman. Writing this letter to you is part of the therapy. The memories! Oh, the memories!
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Do you remember how, on multiple third downs and one key fourth down, you decided that our lovely receiving TE was too pure, knowing that if he were to catch those balls, which in every situation would have ended in a first, he might become some form of receiving TE Pariah? and no one on the team would be able to stand him any more? If you did indeed know this would happen, I thank you for putting my offense's locker room chemistry above all else.
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Oh the memories! For GLB weeks I stormed around the house breaking fragile things, throwing the neighbor's kids into rose-bushes, and making voodoo dolls in your likeness. Now, I have accepted that your performance in that game was for my own good. For the greater good. Does High Diction need it's own A-Rod? NO! Only you could see this. Only you had the foresight.
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Now, I spend my GLB weeks drinking heavily and crying softly. Only you could help me to this level of enlightenment, Orion! As the bottle runs low and the tissues are almost all gone, I want to say thank-you again. Though I will be in debt for many years to come from all the counseling, I can't pretend to be upset any more that you treated our TE like he was a sixteen year old girl with a fake ID at a frat party.
Finally, Cheever thanks you for making him a woman.
The entire offense thanks you for keeping us grounded.
And I thank you as well, for just being you.
Sincerely,
Madcat Willie
Offensive Coordinator
High Diction
Eastern Europe A #6
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=507962
Do you remember how, on multiple third downs and one key fourth down, you decided that our lovely receiving TE was too pure, knowing that if he were to catch those balls, which in every situation would have ended in a first, he might become some form of receiving TE Pariah? and no one on the team would be able to stand him any more? If you did indeed know this would happen, I thank you for putting my offense's locker room chemistry above all else.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=507962&pbp_id=6226598
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=507962&pbp_id=6227617
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=507962&pbp_id=6227681
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=507962&pbp_id=6233271
Oh the memories! For GLB weeks I stormed around the house breaking fragile things, throwing the neighbor's kids into rose-bushes, and making voodoo dolls in your likeness. Now, I have accepted that your performance in that game was for my own good. For the greater good. Does High Diction need it's own A-Rod? NO! Only you could see this. Only you had the foresight.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=507962&pbp_id=6233715
Now, I spend my GLB weeks drinking heavily and crying softly. Only you could help me to this level of enlightenment, Orion! As the bottle runs low and the tissues are almost all gone, I want to say thank-you again. Though I will be in debt for many years to come from all the counseling, I can't pretend to be upset any more that you treated our TE like he was a sixteen year old girl with a fake ID at a frat party.
Finally, Cheever thanks you for making him a woman.
The entire offense thanks you for keeping us grounded.
And I thank you as well, for just being you.
Sincerely,
Madcat Willie
Offensive Coordinator
High Diction
Eastern Europe A #6
Last edited May 6, 2009 11:53:03
