Warrior General Games

Bay of God's Mercy is an actual place in Canada, near Southampton Island, on the northern reaches of Hudson Bay: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=bay+of+god%27s+mercy&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&hl=en&ll=63.516725,-85.937805&spn=0.679762,2.941589&t=h&z=9

We live off the land in make shift tents and the only way for us to get food is to win football games, and have guns and ammo flown in, so we're hungry to kick your asses.

We have a prop plane fly over every other day to drop a VHS tape off of our next opponent that we review on our 13" black and white TV, ran off a combination of generator and solar power, sometimes we get which teams we're scouting screwed up and game plan for the wrong team, because there isn't much of a difference in light gray and medium light gray on our TV, an example is the Gridiron Gods game.

Our fans are Arctic explorers and caribou hunters. And they pack into a stadium we dug out of the wilderness with shovels during the summer month, took us several years to get to our current size, and will take a few more digging until we reach the rock bed somewhere below the surface, that is how we train. At the moment we have to play all our games during the day, as we don't have power to run lights there yet.

Good luck to all of you except when you play us.

Ultrajer
OC Bay of God's Mercy

Ha, if scouting accounts for a 60+ point difference, I don't want to be the guys that face us in the playoffs - considering we haven't scouted anything yet.

I suggest you invest in space heaters. You don't want your players to freeze on the bench during the postseason. For those that live off the land, I think they call them campfires.

I disagree Oronis, the BoGM could be very busy in the offseason. Our stadium is huge, we're gonna need a pretty large staff to sell foam fingers and Bud Light.

Originally posted by Oscarr
I disagree Oronis, the BoGM could be very busy in the offseason. Our stadium is huge, we're gonna need a pretty large staff to sell foam fingers and Bud Light.

But they don't partake in our capitalist economy, they live off the land. We'll have to look elsewhere for our stadium staffing issues.

Originally posted by oronis
Originally posted by Oscarr

I disagree Oronis, the BoGM could be very busy in the offseason. Our stadium is huge, we're gonna need a pretty large staff to sell foam fingers and Bud Light.

But they don't partake in our capitalist economy, they live off the land. We'll have to look elsewhere for our stadium staffing issues.

+1

And we have more digging to do to expand our stadium anyway.