Well here we are coming up on week 6 already!
3 undefeated teams are left in Alpha, the Diadochi, the Golden Horde and the Pit Bulls.
One undefeated team is left in Zeta, the Trojans.
The major players are emerging and some teams are looking out of it already.
Major match ups have already played out for some teams and we still have 11 games to go!
Time to turn it up a notch if you want in the playoffs!
Let’s do this shit!!
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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (5-0) LW 1 - The Trojans pulled a trai9n on the Freight Train, 33-16, to retain their #1 spot and be the only undefeated team left in Zeta.
Congrats Trojans!
And here comes a team that also has a 0 in their record. The Dynasty are up next.
Next opponent: #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-5)
#2 The Gods (4-1) LW 3 - The Gods move back up to #2 with a 70-0 destruction of WMD. Clearly the undies have been removed from betwixt the Gods buttocks.
Two high ranking games in a row up next for you.
First is the Hell Hounds.
Next opponent: #5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-1)
#3 Cool Runnings (4-1) LW 4 - Cool Runnings ran away with the game against the Funky Bunch.
Another big game is up next. This time with the Stoners.
Next opponent: at #4 Estonia Stoners (4-1)
#4 Estonia Stoners (4-1) LW 5 - The Stoners have won four straight since losing their first game of the season. They must get a hold of some really good shit to keep playing the way they do.
Another big battle to get hopped up on the wacky for. Cool Runnings is waiting next.
Next opponent: #3 Cool Runnings (4-1)
#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-1) LW 2 - Hell Hounds dropped their first game of the season to the upstart Stoners, 17-34, and dropping them to #5.
The #2 Gods are waiting for you up next.
Next opponent: at #2 The Gods (4-1)
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (3-2) LW 6 - 16-33 loss to the #1 Trojans keeps the Train at #6and gives them their second loss of the season.
A nice rest at Wroclaw is exactly what you need after a loss like that.
So get packed and take the train to Poland.
Here are some great sights to see in Wroclaw:
http://www.experiencepoland.com/images/wroclaw7.jpg
http://www.cracowonline.com/press_img/Image/800px-WroclawMostZwierzyniecki.jpg
http://news.poland.com/upload/news/1531p0402_099-wroclaw.jpg
and some Polish wildlife:
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/1949/alicjademczuk5ma.jpg
http://futbol.terramail.pl/images/martyna1.jpg
http://muzyka.onet.pl/_i/galerie/v/virgin7/17d.jpg
Have fun!
Next opponent: at #14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-4)
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (3-2) LW 8 - the Jive Turkeys barely edged the Boracs, 25-23. They sealed the win with a safety with under three minutes left to go in the game.
Getting a safety calls for a safety dance! ..........and if you don't dance, then their no friends of mine.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyfdcXnaPbM
Next opponent: at #11 Renegades of Funk (2-3)
#8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-2) LW 9 - The Blackshirts of Banja Luka devastated the Black Hawks, 45-3. Blackshirts QB Tara "T.L." Smith threw a couple TD passes to lead them to a victory. And if Tara is single...................call me.
With a hot QB, why can't you guys be the Banja Luka Wet T-Shirts instead of the Blackshirts?
Battle for Banja Luka II is up next as the Boracs await you across town.
Next opponent: at #10 Banja Luka Boracs (2-3)
#9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-3) LW 7 - Cool Runnings knocked the Funk out of you guys 24-37. Down two more spots you go to #9!
But get ready for the Go-Go's...........................it's Vacation time for you!
St Petersburg is next!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zdce_the-gogos-vacation_music
Next opponent: #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-5)
#10 Banja Luka Boracs (2-3) LW 10 - The Boracs come so close, but can never seem to deliver (sounds like my sex life). Another close loss puts them at 2-3. One of these days they will catch a break, but first..................Battle for Banja Luka II is up next against the Blackshirts!
Next opponent: #8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-2)
#11 Renegades of Funk (2-3) LW 11 - ROF was ROLF'ing at the Dynasty, 72-0. Time for ROF to get in a real game and see what they are made of.
Let's see if you can hustle and boogie your way to a win over some Jive Turkeys.
Next opponent: #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (3-2)
#12 WMD Pale Riders (1-4) LW 12 - Finally! WMD gets a chance at a team they can beat! The last game was just a little lopsided in a 0-70 loss to the Gods. But here comes Providence and they are 1-4 also.
Time to be more like the outlaw Josey Wales than the Pale Rider.
Next opponent: at #13 Providence Black Hawks (1-4)
#13 Providence Black Hawks (1-4) LW 13 - Well with that last loss to the Blackshirts that puts you guys at 1-4 and with the Hell Hounds and Cool Runnings up after WMD, you guys could be 2-6 at the best at the halfway mark.
Playoff chances are looking bleak so soon for you Black Hawks.
Next opponent: #12 WMD Pale Riders (1-4)
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-4) LW 15 - The Crew finally got a 1 in the W column! Yay!
Now get ready to add another one to the loss column when the Freight Train pull into town.
Next opponent: #6 Ukraine Freight Train (3-2)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-5) LW 14 - Congratulations Dynasty!
You are officially a hot pic team! Yay!
And enjoy!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2003/12Vanessa/Vanessa-11.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (5-0)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-5) LW 16 - Since I don't speak CPU, here is a hot pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/02annika/Annika-30.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-3)
*****WEEK 6 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6:
Overall: 24-8
GOW: 1-3
8 Ball GOW: 2-2
#12 WMD Pale Riders (1-4) at #13 Providence Black Hawks (1-4) = Providence Black Hawks - This one could go either way, but I had to pick one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-5) at #9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-3) = Banja luka Funky Bunch - Well here is one you guys can win for sure.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-2) at #10 Banja Luka Boracs (2-3) = Banja Luka Boracs - Going with Banja Luka in Banja Brawl 2!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (3-2) at #11 Renegades of Funk (2-3) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - Right now Vancouver is playing with more soul than jive.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (3-2) at #14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-4) = Ukraine Freight Train - Freight Train should roll away with this one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Cool Runnings (4-1) at #4 Estonia Stoners (4-1) = Cool Runnings - Really good match up, but I'm giving the edge to CR.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-5) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (5-0) = Macedonia Trojans - Like the Dynasty has a chance..............take the Trojans.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-1) at #2 The Gods (4-1) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Another good match up, but Istanbul looks like it is on a mission of redemption after last season.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#3 Cool Runnings (4-1) at #4 Estonia Stoners (4-1) - #3 vs #4! Can the boys from Jamaica over come the Jamaican bud that the Stoners are smoking?
We will find out in this weeks GOW!
The team that scores the most points will win! .................of course they will. I think that bud the Stoners are smoking is overcoming me!
It's a Jamaican death match!
Whoever can hold their smoke, wins!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Cool Runnings - Yes
25/48 beers! - Another case of beer for the set of games on Wednesday! It will be some fine hump day match ups with the GOW, Hell Hounds vs Gods and the Banja Luka Brawl #2! Drink up so you can make it through the week and good luck!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (5-0) LW 1 - Waaahhhh!! They ARE another Smexies!! This can't be happening! Curse Bort and his incompetent shuffling!
Oh well, that's the way it goes. Beating the Wolfpack up and down the street was a great show of strength.
Let's see. Who can we send up as fodder this week......how about Greece Lightning?
Yes, a fine choice! Have fun Horde!
Next opponent: #13 Greece Lightning (1-4)
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (5-0) LW 2 - Aw come on! 90-10?! Are you serious?!
Well, maybe you guys are the only threat to Kazan left.
Rest up in this next game, I mean it is just the Hitmen, after all.
Next opponent: at #16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-5)
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (5-0) LW 4 - Pit Bulls bit the hell out of the Impalers in their 147-0 victory over them! The #3 team and going 5-0 makes them an automatic team to beat.
Keep the wagon on cruise control, because the Gryphons are up next.
Next opponent: #11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-3)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-1) LW 3 - Ouch! 14-68 in a big game. That shit had to hurt.
Wolfpack, it's time to lick your wounds (and your balls...............hey, a lot of dogs do it), because your old rivals Amsterdam are up next.
Next opponent: at #12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-4)
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (4-1) LW 5 - Valhalla got back on the winning track with a big win over Amsterdam, 47-20. Now all you need to do is stay on the winning track and you can start with the Average Joe's.
Next opponent: at #6 Average Joe's (3-2)
#6 Average Joe's (3-2) LW 6 - the Joe's were slaughtered by the Diadochi, 10-90. You go from one top 5 team to the next with Valhalla coming to get a workout at the nearest Global Gym.
Next opponent: #5 Valhalla Einherjar (4-1)
#7 Iron Curtain Psychos (3-2) LW 7 - The Psycho’s have yet to get a win over a stronger team. They can beat the crap out of weaker teams, that’s for sure. But they are going to have to score some wins over the playoff contender teams if they want to make a post season appearance.
Next opponent: at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-3)
#8 Vienna River Bandits (2-3) LW 8 - 0-44 loss to the Wolverines is not the direction the River Bandits want to be heading right now. If this keeps up, there may be only 2 or 3 more wins out there for you and no post season tickets. You guys need a string of wins badly.
Too bad it won’t start here. The Crack is waiting wide ass open for ya’.
Next opponent: at # 9 Krakow Plumber's Crack (2-3)
# 9 Krakow Plumber's Crack (2-3) LW 9 - This 2-3 record is in no way a reflection of how good the Crack really are. But they better step up and show it soon. A few more losses and it may be over early for the mighty Crack.
But the River Bandits should put you at .500.
Next opponent: #8 Vienna River Bandits (2-3)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-3) LW 14 - 2-3 and still climbing! 2 good wins in a row brings the Wolverines back to life. It’s a good thing too, anymore close losses could have put you guys out early.
ICP is up next in a much needed win for Wildflecken.
Next opponent: #7 Iron Curtain Psychos (3-2)
#11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-3) LW 12 - Well congrats on win #2, Bohemia. Wasn’t too sure if you would get it over the Hitmen, but you clobbered them, 122-0.
So grab a brat
http://www.sausagemaking.org/acatalog/bratwurst2.jpg
Grab a brew
http://www.taverntrove.com/beerpics/Strohs-Bohemian-Style-Beer-Bottles-Paper-Label-Stroh-Brewing-Company_14833-1.jpg
Grab a beer maid
http://www.flagshipfancydress.co.uk/ekmps/shops/flagshipenterp/images/swedish_maid_red.jpg
Or two
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/Beer-Maid-2.jpg
Yep, live it up and enjoy that win, because the Pit Bulls are up next to spoil the party. Boooo!
Next opponent: at #3 Kiev Pit Bulls (5-0)
#12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-4) LW 10 - Oy. The Hallucinations are still muddling there way through that six game monster stretch. Keep your heads up, there are plenty of crappy teams to get wins from in the second half.
It’s time to renew your rivalry with Gunzenhausen next.
Next opponent: #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-1)
#13 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (1-4) LW 13 - This has been a dismal start for the Royal Guards. 1-4 and let’s face it, if you are 1-4 at this point your chances at making the playoffs are really pretty shitty.
But at least you guys get to win this week. The Impalers are ready to help you out in that department. How nice of them.
Next opponent: #15 Wallachia Impalers (1-4)
#14 Greece Lightning (1-4) LW 11 - Well I for one had some hopes for Greece Lightning. They brought in some high level talent, they won their opening game, they looked ready to go into the playoffs or at least a respectable 8-8. But then the season really started and it all turned to a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight.
Better get ready for a long rest of the season, Lightning.
Oh, btw, did I forget to mention that the Horde is up next?...........well they are.
Next opponent: at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (5-0)
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-4) LW 15 - A couple more losses and the Impalers will be full time hot pic'ers. And with St Petersburg up next, it may be all we need to see from the Pale-Alers.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2003/11Mia/Mia-17.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (1-4)
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-5) LW 16 - I wish there was something constructive to say about the Hitmen, but just enjoy the pic instead.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2003/09Kim/Kim-39.jpg
Next opponent: #2 Macedonia Diadochi (5-0)
*****WEEK 6 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6:
Overall: 28-4
GOW: 4-0
8 Ball: 2-2
#13 Greece Lightning (1-4) at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (5-0) = Smexi.........I mean Golden Horde - You know who is winning here.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#8 Vienna River Bandits (2-3) at # 9 Krakow Plumber's Crack (2-3) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - You know how it goes..............Stick with the Crack, Jack!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Iron Curtain Psychos (3-2) at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-3) = Iron Curtain Psycho's - Two solid teams, but the Psycho’s have played better so far. Taking the Psycho’s.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-4) at #14 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (1-4) = St Petersburg Royal Guards - Gotta' pick one, so............
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (4-1) at #6 Average Joe's (3-2) = Valhalla Einherjar - Einhersteiners should win this one.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-1) at #12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-4) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Could be a better game than what the records show, but I'm sticking with the Pack.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-3) at #3 Kiev Pit Bulls (5-0) = Kiev Pit Bulls (5-0) -
Game Rating: 2/6 beers - make sure those beers are Bohemian Style beers for good luck.
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (5-0) at #16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-5) -
Game Rating: 2/6 beers - Hitmen better take a shot of Red Label to numb the pain of this one.
*Game Of The Week*
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (4-1) at #6 Average Joe's (3-2) - This is by far the best match up in Alpha.
A top 5 ranking is at stake here. Valhalla wants to keep it and Average Joe’s wants to be it!
With Cinco De Mayo right around the corner……we got ourselves a Mexican stand off!
Who will be the one to pull the trigger first and who will be the one to shit their pants first?!
It’s GLB GOW mayhem at it’s very best!
Let’s do this shit!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Valhalla Einherjars – Decidedly so.
20/48 beers! – Oooh, looks like we dropped a little bit. The GOW is the only worth while match up for Wednesday AM.
So give those livers a bit of rest and save those brews for the GOW!!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
3 undefeated teams are left in Alpha, the Diadochi, the Golden Horde and the Pit Bulls.
One undefeated team is left in Zeta, the Trojans.
The major players are emerging and some teams are looking out of it already.
Major match ups have already played out for some teams and we still have 11 games to go!
Time to turn it up a notch if you want in the playoffs!
Let’s do this shit!!
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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (5-0) LW 1 - The Trojans pulled a trai9n on the Freight Train, 33-16, to retain their #1 spot and be the only undefeated team left in Zeta.
Congrats Trojans!
And here comes a team that also has a 0 in their record. The Dynasty are up next.
Next opponent: #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-5)
#2 The Gods (4-1) LW 3 - The Gods move back up to #2 with a 70-0 destruction of WMD. Clearly the undies have been removed from betwixt the Gods buttocks.
Two high ranking games in a row up next for you.
First is the Hell Hounds.
Next opponent: #5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-1)
#3 Cool Runnings (4-1) LW 4 - Cool Runnings ran away with the game against the Funky Bunch.
Another big game is up next. This time with the Stoners.
Next opponent: at #4 Estonia Stoners (4-1)
#4 Estonia Stoners (4-1) LW 5 - The Stoners have won four straight since losing their first game of the season. They must get a hold of some really good shit to keep playing the way they do.
Another big battle to get hopped up on the wacky for. Cool Runnings is waiting next.
Next opponent: #3 Cool Runnings (4-1)
#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-1) LW 2 - Hell Hounds dropped their first game of the season to the upstart Stoners, 17-34, and dropping them to #5.
The #2 Gods are waiting for you up next.
Next opponent: at #2 The Gods (4-1)
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (3-2) LW 6 - 16-33 loss to the #1 Trojans keeps the Train at #6and gives them their second loss of the season.
A nice rest at Wroclaw is exactly what you need after a loss like that.
So get packed and take the train to Poland.
Here are some great sights to see in Wroclaw:
http://www.experiencepoland.com/images/wroclaw7.jpg
http://www.cracowonline.com/press_img/Image/800px-WroclawMostZwierzyniecki.jpg
http://news.poland.com/upload/news/1531p0402_099-wroclaw.jpg
and some Polish wildlife:
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/1949/alicjademczuk5ma.jpg
http://futbol.terramail.pl/images/martyna1.jpg
http://muzyka.onet.pl/_i/galerie/v/virgin7/17d.jpg
Have fun!
Next opponent: at #14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-4)
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (3-2) LW 8 - the Jive Turkeys barely edged the Boracs, 25-23. They sealed the win with a safety with under three minutes left to go in the game.
Getting a safety calls for a safety dance! ..........and if you don't dance, then their no friends of mine.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyfdcXnaPbM
Next opponent: at #11 Renegades of Funk (2-3)
#8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-2) LW 9 - The Blackshirts of Banja Luka devastated the Black Hawks, 45-3. Blackshirts QB Tara "T.L." Smith threw a couple TD passes to lead them to a victory. And if Tara is single...................call me.
With a hot QB, why can't you guys be the Banja Luka Wet T-Shirts instead of the Blackshirts?
Battle for Banja Luka II is up next as the Boracs await you across town.
Next opponent: at #10 Banja Luka Boracs (2-3)
#9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-3) LW 7 - Cool Runnings knocked the Funk out of you guys 24-37. Down two more spots you go to #9!
But get ready for the Go-Go's...........................it's Vacation time for you!
St Petersburg is next!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zdce_the-gogos-vacation_music
Next opponent: #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-5)
#10 Banja Luka Boracs (2-3) LW 10 - The Boracs come so close, but can never seem to deliver (sounds like my sex life). Another close loss puts them at 2-3. One of these days they will catch a break, but first..................Battle for Banja Luka II is up next against the Blackshirts!
Next opponent: #8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-2)
#11 Renegades of Funk (2-3) LW 11 - ROF was ROLF'ing at the Dynasty, 72-0. Time for ROF to get in a real game and see what they are made of.
Let's see if you can hustle and boogie your way to a win over some Jive Turkeys.
Next opponent: #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (3-2)
#12 WMD Pale Riders (1-4) LW 12 - Finally! WMD gets a chance at a team they can beat! The last game was just a little lopsided in a 0-70 loss to the Gods. But here comes Providence and they are 1-4 also.
Time to be more like the outlaw Josey Wales than the Pale Rider.
Next opponent: at #13 Providence Black Hawks (1-4)
#13 Providence Black Hawks (1-4) LW 13 - Well with that last loss to the Blackshirts that puts you guys at 1-4 and with the Hell Hounds and Cool Runnings up after WMD, you guys could be 2-6 at the best at the halfway mark.
Playoff chances are looking bleak so soon for you Black Hawks.
Next opponent: #12 WMD Pale Riders (1-4)
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-4) LW 15 - The Crew finally got a 1 in the W column! Yay!
Now get ready to add another one to the loss column when the Freight Train pull into town.
Next opponent: #6 Ukraine Freight Train (3-2)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-5) LW 14 - Congratulations Dynasty!
You are officially a hot pic team! Yay!
And enjoy!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2003/12Vanessa/Vanessa-11.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (5-0)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-5) LW 16 - Since I don't speak CPU, here is a hot pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/02annika/Annika-30.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-3)
*****WEEK 6 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6:
Overall: 24-8
GOW: 1-3
8 Ball GOW: 2-2
#12 WMD Pale Riders (1-4) at #13 Providence Black Hawks (1-4) = Providence Black Hawks - This one could go either way, but I had to pick one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-5) at #9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-3) = Banja luka Funky Bunch - Well here is one you guys can win for sure.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (3-2) at #10 Banja Luka Boracs (2-3) = Banja Luka Boracs - Going with Banja Luka in Banja Brawl 2!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (3-2) at #11 Renegades of Funk (2-3) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - Right now Vancouver is playing with more soul than jive.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (3-2) at #14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (1-4) = Ukraine Freight Train - Freight Train should roll away with this one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Cool Runnings (4-1) at #4 Estonia Stoners (4-1) = Cool Runnings - Really good match up, but I'm giving the edge to CR.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-5) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (5-0) = Macedonia Trojans - Like the Dynasty has a chance..............take the Trojans.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (4-1) at #2 The Gods (4-1) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Another good match up, but Istanbul looks like it is on a mission of redemption after last season.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#3 Cool Runnings (4-1) at #4 Estonia Stoners (4-1) - #3 vs #4! Can the boys from Jamaica over come the Jamaican bud that the Stoners are smoking?
We will find out in this weeks GOW!
The team that scores the most points will win! .................of course they will. I think that bud the Stoners are smoking is overcoming me!
It's a Jamaican death match!
Whoever can hold their smoke, wins!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Cool Runnings - Yes
25/48 beers! - Another case of beer for the set of games on Wednesday! It will be some fine hump day match ups with the GOW, Hell Hounds vs Gods and the Banja Luka Brawl #2! Drink up so you can make it through the week and good luck!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (5-0) LW 1 - Waaahhhh!! They ARE another Smexies!! This can't be happening! Curse Bort and his incompetent shuffling!
Oh well, that's the way it goes. Beating the Wolfpack up and down the street was a great show of strength.
Let's see. Who can we send up as fodder this week......how about Greece Lightning?
Yes, a fine choice! Have fun Horde!
Next opponent: #13 Greece Lightning (1-4)
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (5-0) LW 2 - Aw come on! 90-10?! Are you serious?!
Well, maybe you guys are the only threat to Kazan left.
Rest up in this next game, I mean it is just the Hitmen, after all.
Next opponent: at #16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-5)
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (5-0) LW 4 - Pit Bulls bit the hell out of the Impalers in their 147-0 victory over them! The #3 team and going 5-0 makes them an automatic team to beat.
Keep the wagon on cruise control, because the Gryphons are up next.
Next opponent: #11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-3)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-1) LW 3 - Ouch! 14-68 in a big game. That shit had to hurt.
Wolfpack, it's time to lick your wounds (and your balls...............hey, a lot of dogs do it), because your old rivals Amsterdam are up next.
Next opponent: at #12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-4)
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (4-1) LW 5 - Valhalla got back on the winning track with a big win over Amsterdam, 47-20. Now all you need to do is stay on the winning track and you can start with the Average Joe's.
Next opponent: at #6 Average Joe's (3-2)
#6 Average Joe's (3-2) LW 6 - the Joe's were slaughtered by the Diadochi, 10-90. You go from one top 5 team to the next with Valhalla coming to get a workout at the nearest Global Gym.
Next opponent: #5 Valhalla Einherjar (4-1)
#7 Iron Curtain Psychos (3-2) LW 7 - The Psycho’s have yet to get a win over a stronger team. They can beat the crap out of weaker teams, that’s for sure. But they are going to have to score some wins over the playoff contender teams if they want to make a post season appearance.
Next opponent: at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-3)
#8 Vienna River Bandits (2-3) LW 8 - 0-44 loss to the Wolverines is not the direction the River Bandits want to be heading right now. If this keeps up, there may be only 2 or 3 more wins out there for you and no post season tickets. You guys need a string of wins badly.
Too bad it won’t start here. The Crack is waiting wide ass open for ya’.
Next opponent: at # 9 Krakow Plumber's Crack (2-3)
# 9 Krakow Plumber's Crack (2-3) LW 9 - This 2-3 record is in no way a reflection of how good the Crack really are. But they better step up and show it soon. A few more losses and it may be over early for the mighty Crack.
But the River Bandits should put you at .500.
Next opponent: #8 Vienna River Bandits (2-3)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-3) LW 14 - 2-3 and still climbing! 2 good wins in a row brings the Wolverines back to life. It’s a good thing too, anymore close losses could have put you guys out early.
ICP is up next in a much needed win for Wildflecken.
Next opponent: #7 Iron Curtain Psychos (3-2)
#11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-3) LW 12 - Well congrats on win #2, Bohemia. Wasn’t too sure if you would get it over the Hitmen, but you clobbered them, 122-0.
So grab a brat
http://www.sausagemaking.org/acatalog/bratwurst2.jpg
Grab a brew
http://www.taverntrove.com/beerpics/Strohs-Bohemian-Style-Beer-Bottles-Paper-Label-Stroh-Brewing-Company_14833-1.jpg
Grab a beer maid
http://www.flagshipfancydress.co.uk/ekmps/shops/flagshipenterp/images/swedish_maid_red.jpg
Or two
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/Beer-Maid-2.jpg
Yep, live it up and enjoy that win, because the Pit Bulls are up next to spoil the party. Boooo!
Next opponent: at #3 Kiev Pit Bulls (5-0)
#12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-4) LW 10 - Oy. The Hallucinations are still muddling there way through that six game monster stretch. Keep your heads up, there are plenty of crappy teams to get wins from in the second half.
It’s time to renew your rivalry with Gunzenhausen next.
Next opponent: #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-1)
#13 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (1-4) LW 13 - This has been a dismal start for the Royal Guards. 1-4 and let’s face it, if you are 1-4 at this point your chances at making the playoffs are really pretty shitty.
But at least you guys get to win this week. The Impalers are ready to help you out in that department. How nice of them.
Next opponent: #15 Wallachia Impalers (1-4)
#14 Greece Lightning (1-4) LW 11 - Well I for one had some hopes for Greece Lightning. They brought in some high level talent, they won their opening game, they looked ready to go into the playoffs or at least a respectable 8-8. But then the season really started and it all turned to a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight.
Better get ready for a long rest of the season, Lightning.
Oh, btw, did I forget to mention that the Horde is up next?...........well they are.
Next opponent: at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (5-0)
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-4) LW 15 - A couple more losses and the Impalers will be full time hot pic'ers. And with St Petersburg up next, it may be all we need to see from the Pale-Alers.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2003/11Mia/Mia-17.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (1-4)
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-5) LW 16 - I wish there was something constructive to say about the Hitmen, but just enjoy the pic instead.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2003/09Kim/Kim-39.jpg
Next opponent: #2 Macedonia Diadochi (5-0)
*****WEEK 6 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6:
Overall: 28-4
GOW: 4-0
8 Ball: 2-2
#13 Greece Lightning (1-4) at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (5-0) = Smexi.........I mean Golden Horde - You know who is winning here.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#8 Vienna River Bandits (2-3) at # 9 Krakow Plumber's Crack (2-3) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - You know how it goes..............Stick with the Crack, Jack!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Iron Curtain Psychos (3-2) at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-3) = Iron Curtain Psycho's - Two solid teams, but the Psycho’s have played better so far. Taking the Psycho’s.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-4) at #14 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (1-4) = St Petersburg Royal Guards - Gotta' pick one, so............
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (4-1) at #6 Average Joe's (3-2) = Valhalla Einherjar - Einhersteiners should win this one.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-1) at #12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-4) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Could be a better game than what the records show, but I'm sticking with the Pack.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Bohemia Gryphons (2-3) at #3 Kiev Pit Bulls (5-0) = Kiev Pit Bulls (5-0) -
Game Rating: 2/6 beers - make sure those beers are Bohemian Style beers for good luck.
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (5-0) at #16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-5) -
Game Rating: 2/6 beers - Hitmen better take a shot of Red Label to numb the pain of this one.
*Game Of The Week*
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (4-1) at #6 Average Joe's (3-2) - This is by far the best match up in Alpha.
A top 5 ranking is at stake here. Valhalla wants to keep it and Average Joe’s wants to be it!
With Cinco De Mayo right around the corner……we got ourselves a Mexican stand off!
Who will be the one to pull the trigger first and who will be the one to shit their pants first?!
It’s GLB GOW mayhem at it’s very best!
Let’s do this shit!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Valhalla Einherjars – Decidedly so.
20/48 beers! – Oooh, looks like we dropped a little bit. The GOW is the only worth while match up for Wednesday AM.
So give those livers a bit of rest and save those brews for the GOW!!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
Last edited May 5, 2009 09:26:55
I guess i'll have to settle for proving you wrong!
