Alpha Alpha Alpha….You asked.. so here it is….Like I said before…Like it or go to another forum…This is just my opinion…If you don’t like it tough shit…with that being said…here’s what I think will happen in Aplha …. week 6
1 Minsk Mullet Mafia 5-0-0 Vs 2 Stalingrad Ironmen 5-0-0
Alpha has 4 undefeated teams left ….after this game it will have 3…I know Ironmen beat the Hitmen so I should pick Ironmen to beat the Mafia…but they are the F-ing Mafia……..MMM 45-14
3 Kiev RoughRiders 5-0-0 Vs 7 Shetland Ponies 2-3-0
Thank you for this matchup…..Kiev will scrap a lot of knee's and break the Ponies ……RR 100-7
4 Esgares Death Knights 5-0-0 Vs 14 Sofia Slashers 0-5-0
Yawn ……………..Knights become couch potato’s....oh it's Sofia not sofa …..knights 255-0
5 Odessa Legends 4-1-0 Vs 11 Volgograd Eagles 1-4-0
Odessa’s only loss is from a Zeta team…Legends go hunting birds of prey……
OL ……54-3
6 Kiev Dynamos 3-2-0 Vs 8 Campina Grande Dogs 2-3-0
I was going to pick the Dogs in this one …but they lost to the The Shetland Freakin Ponies
Dyna mo’s….21-7
9 Kazan Vipers 1-4-0 Vs 15 Wolfenbüttel Jäger Bombers 0-5-0
UGLY….Bomber’s break out the anti venom…your going to need it…....Vipers ……3-2
10 Mukachevo Sommeliers 1-4-0 Vs 13 Chernobyl Meltdown 1-4-0
UGLIER…..Chernobyl continues to melt down.....Sommeliers...8-7...contact Bort and shorten the name to something a little more catchy....How about Liers....It works for Hamburg.....
12 Atlantis Stormriders 1-4-0 Vs 16 Hamburg Lers 0-5-0
UGLYIST….5/10/2009 The Official Alpha Toilet Bowl….Lers Vs Bomber’s….what the hell is a ler?...anybody?..........Storm Riders make meatballs out of Hamburg….sorry I had to….Storm…..14-13
If the playoff’s happened today….
Alpha Conference Bracket 1
1. Minsk Mullet Mafia
8. Campina Grande Dogs
4. Esgares Death Knights
5. Odessa Legends
Alpha Conference bracket 2
2. Stalingrad Ironmen
7. Shetland Ponies
3. Kiev RoughRiders
6. Kiev Dynamos
=Tea Bagging game of the week...
That was fun...thanks for letting me bang on you guys ...It's only going to get worse....
1 Minsk Mullet Mafia 5-0-0 Vs 2 Stalingrad Ironmen 5-0-0
Alpha has 4 undefeated teams left ….after this game it will have 3…I know Ironmen beat the Hitmen so I should pick Ironmen to beat the Mafia…but they are the F-ing Mafia……..MMM 45-14
3 Kiev RoughRiders 5-0-0 Vs 7 Shetland Ponies 2-3-0
Thank you for this matchup…..Kiev will scrap a lot of knee's and break the Ponies ……RR 100-7
4 Esgares Death Knights 5-0-0 Vs 14 Sofia Slashers 0-5-0
Yawn ……………..Knights become couch potato’s....oh it's Sofia not sofa …..knights 255-0
5 Odessa Legends 4-1-0 Vs 11 Volgograd Eagles 1-4-0
Odessa’s only loss is from a Zeta team…Legends go hunting birds of prey……
OL ……54-3
6 Kiev Dynamos 3-2-0 Vs 8 Campina Grande Dogs 2-3-0
I was going to pick the Dogs in this one …but they lost to the The Shetland Freakin Ponies
Dyna mo’s….21-7
9 Kazan Vipers 1-4-0 Vs 15 Wolfenbüttel Jäger Bombers 0-5-0
UGLY….Bomber’s break out the anti venom…your going to need it…....Vipers ……3-2
10 Mukachevo Sommeliers 1-4-0 Vs 13 Chernobyl Meltdown 1-4-0
UGLIER…..Chernobyl continues to melt down.....Sommeliers...8-7...contact Bort and shorten the name to something a little more catchy....How about Liers....It works for Hamburg.....
12 Atlantis Stormriders 1-4-0 Vs 16 Hamburg Lers 0-5-0
UGLYIST….5/10/2009 The Official Alpha Toilet Bowl….Lers Vs Bomber’s….what the hell is a ler?...anybody?..........Storm Riders make meatballs out of Hamburg….sorry I had to….Storm…..14-13
If the playoff’s happened today….
Alpha Conference Bracket 1
1. Minsk Mullet Mafia
8. Campina Grande Dogs
4. Esgares Death Knights
5. Odessa Legends
Alpha Conference bracket 2
2. Stalingrad Ironmen
7. Shetland Ponies
3. Kiev RoughRiders
6. Kiev Dynamos
=Tea Bagging game of the week...That was fun...thanks for letting me bang on you guys ...It's only going to get worse....
Last edited May 4, 2009 19:58:33
