After going 7-1 last game we're feeling pretty good. Remember guys, no spreadsheets here, I underestimated a few good defenses last week, so I'll try and compensate for that.
Let's start with the Uglies,
Phnom Penh at Seoul Men
Both teams looking for that first win, but the Men of Seoul will have no problems with the Samurai. The long season's just getting started for Penh.
Seoul 231 - 0
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Burma Black Dragons at Manila Pack
The Ebony Fire Breathers have suffered back to back misfires, but now they turn the heat on Manila. The Pack sporting an 0-3 record won't have enough fire extinguishers on hand to deal with the Nigerian Nightmare. Look for the Babe and co. to run up some big numbers also.
Burma 210 - 3
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Chiang Mai Chiefs at Cebu Alliance
The Chiefs bring a bad case of the Clap to Cebu this week, a little gift from Bangkok. The Alliance meanwhile have high hopes after feasting on some Samuara Sushi last game. Cebus' balanced attack will prove too much for the Chiefs to handle and push Chian Mai to 0-4.
Cebu 34 - 21
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Seoul Snatchers at Macau Scorpions
The Snatchers take their 3rd rated offense to Macau to deal with the Scorpions. Macaus' defense has been like the door knob to Bangkoks bedroom. No resistance noted. The Scorpions will need to find their Stinger soon, or it could be too late.
Seoul 41 - 19
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Shanghai Tigers at Bangkok Hookers
The Tigers look to rebound this week as they head to Bangkok's seedier side. They bring the conferences' #3 run game to face a Hooker squad that's not giving up much. But the Hookers will find the cashbox empty at the end of this one as the Tigers dump their load and leave without paying.
Shanghai 48 - 28
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Hong Kong Triads at Panay Phoenix
In what could prove to be another close game for Panay, they host the Triads this week. Hong Kong comes in riding a 2 game win streak while Panay has seen all 3 of their games decided by 10 pt.s or less. But the Triads will find the going tougher than expeceted.
Panay 41 - 27
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Manilla Death Squad at Macau Gamblers
In a huge early season battle, the 3-0 Death Squad invades undefeated Macau. The Death Squad brings the Leagues leading passer, a Scott Baio look alike, in to face the Gamblers defense, that's giving up 233 pass yards per. This one should go down to the wire, with the home team pulling it out late.
Macau 41 - 35
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**Game of the Week**
In another huge early season match up, The conf.s top 2 teams meet.
N. J. Beaver Hunters at Tibet Psychonauts
The pelt wranglers bring their high powered offense to Tibet in a clash of the titans. The nutjobs however have a secret weapon waiting on the bucktooth cameltoe clubbers. The league leading int man, Wille Abschnitt (pro nounced Aww- shit). Not to mention the conferences leading rusher Blanc Slate. N. J. will find things very dry in Tibet.
Tibet 56 - 31
Let's start with the Uglies,
Phnom Penh at Seoul Men
Both teams looking for that first win, but the Men of Seoul will have no problems with the Samurai. The long season's just getting started for Penh.
Seoul 231 - 0
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Burma Black Dragons at Manila Pack
The Ebony Fire Breathers have suffered back to back misfires, but now they turn the heat on Manila. The Pack sporting an 0-3 record won't have enough fire extinguishers on hand to deal with the Nigerian Nightmare. Look for the Babe and co. to run up some big numbers also.
Burma 210 - 3
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Chiang Mai Chiefs at Cebu Alliance
The Chiefs bring a bad case of the Clap to Cebu this week, a little gift from Bangkok. The Alliance meanwhile have high hopes after feasting on some Samuara Sushi last game. Cebus' balanced attack will prove too much for the Chiefs to handle and push Chian Mai to 0-4.
Cebu 34 - 21
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Seoul Snatchers at Macau Scorpions
The Snatchers take their 3rd rated offense to Macau to deal with the Scorpions. Macaus' defense has been like the door knob to Bangkoks bedroom. No resistance noted. The Scorpions will need to find their Stinger soon, or it could be too late.
Seoul 41 - 19
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Shanghai Tigers at Bangkok Hookers
The Tigers look to rebound this week as they head to Bangkok's seedier side. They bring the conferences' #3 run game to face a Hooker squad that's not giving up much. But the Hookers will find the cashbox empty at the end of this one as the Tigers dump their load and leave without paying.
Shanghai 48 - 28
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Hong Kong Triads at Panay Phoenix
In what could prove to be another close game for Panay, they host the Triads this week. Hong Kong comes in riding a 2 game win streak while Panay has seen all 3 of their games decided by 10 pt.s or less. But the Triads will find the going tougher than expeceted.
Panay 41 - 27
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Manilla Death Squad at Macau Gamblers
In a huge early season battle, the 3-0 Death Squad invades undefeated Macau. The Death Squad brings the Leagues leading passer, a Scott Baio look alike, in to face the Gamblers defense, that's giving up 233 pass yards per. This one should go down to the wire, with the home team pulling it out late.
Macau 41 - 35
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**Game of the Week**
In another huge early season match up, The conf.s top 2 teams meet.
N. J. Beaver Hunters at Tibet Psychonauts
The pelt wranglers bring their high powered offense to Tibet in a clash of the titans. The nutjobs however have a secret weapon waiting on the bucktooth cameltoe clubbers. The league leading int man, Wille Abschnitt (pro nounced Aww- shit). Not to mention the conferences leading rusher Blanc Slate. N. J. will find things very dry in Tibet.
Tibet 56 - 31
But I HOPE they give us a fight...truly hope.
