Okay here are the rankings after game 1.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (1-0) - The Trojans rolled over the Hitmen, no surprise there. These guys are continuing where they left off last season. Expect at least a dozen wins this season and our #1 team to beat in the early goings.
Next opponent: at #7 Banja Luka Boracs (1-0)
#2 The Gods (1-0) - The Gods beat up on the Impalers in the first game oft he season, 112-0. Looks like their newly revamped roster is ready to roll this season. No more toga wedgies for Pedro and the gang.
Next opponent: #11 Luzitian Dynasty (0-1)
#3 Cool Runnings (1-0) - A solid win over the Crack puts the boys from Jamaica at #3. They came out to show they are not a team to be fucked with. A big game against the Hellhounds is up next in game 2. Don't break the egg.
Next opponent: #4 Istanbul Hellhounds (1-0)
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (1-0) - Getting a solid win over the Wolverines places the Hellhounds at #4 after game 1. The Hellhounds managed to hold them off and preserve the win. Don't let your guard down in the next game. Cool Runnings is up next.
Next opponent: at #3 Cool Runnings (1-0)
#5 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-0) - Well the J.T.'s looks like they are no longer going to be the ones preyed upon this season. Grabbing a nice win over Average Joe's starts them off in the right direction this season. The Stoners are up next and looks like they have the munchies.
Next opponent: #9 Estonia Stoners (0-1)
#6 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-0) - The Blackshirts have come in and grabbed a quick first win over the Royal Guard. Not much you can say after destroying them 94-3. But a tougher team is up next in the first Battle for Banja Luka against the Funky Bunch.
Next opponent: at #8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (0-1)
#7 Banja Luka Boracs (1-0) - The Boracs get their first win of the season over the River Bandits. Didn't take long to get that first win under your belt. But here comes the Trojans in game 2, this will be a much tougher go of it in this game.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Trojans (1-0)
#8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (0-1) - Funky Bunch got funked up in game 1. A 87-31 loss for the disco dancing phenoms. Slap in the Gloria Gaynor in the old 8 track and get ready for game 2 against the cross town rival Blackshirts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
Next opponent: #6 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-0)
#9 Estonia Stoners (0-1) - Word of advice Stoners. Don't blaze up before the game or you will get results like game 1. Big loss for the Stone heads against the Wolfpack, 27-62. Better get sober for the J.t.'s in game 2.
And next time invite some of us to light up with you, dickheads!
Next opponent: at #5 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-0)
#10 Renegades of Funk (0-1) - Big loss for the ROF, 16-76 against the Diadochi. But the Wrecking Crew is up next, so put on the gold chains, the platform disco shoes and pump up the Bee Gee's! I think someone has got Saturday Night Fever and the only prescription is a win against the Wrecking Crew.
Next opponent: at #13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-1)
#11 Luzitian Dynasty (0-1) - Oh man. Here we go again. The Dynasty has become the Die-Nasty yet again. The Dynasty's first six games are rough ones, if you guys get behind early, there may not be a ticket to the post season party waiting for you guys.
The revamped Gods are up next.........................Oy!
Next opponent: at #2 The Gods (1-0)
#12 Providence Black Hawks (0-1) - Well Black Hawks, you hung in there in the first half but the Lightning struck in the second half. Nice try.
But the Freight Train rolls into the Dunkin Donuts Center (mmmmmmmm, donuts) to try their hand at getting a first win.
Wouldn't it be crazy if you guys tied and neither of you got a win?....................or not.
Next opponent: #15 Ukraine Freight Train (0-1)
#13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-1) - The only thing that got wrecked was Wroclaw in their first game of season 9. Although it was a close shootout loss to the Gryphons, it was a loss nonetheless.
ROF is up next and they come to try and get a win and then boogie the night away at Club 54.
Next opponent: #10 Renegades of Funk (0-1)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (0-1) - Here are the first victims to fall prey to the Hallucinations drug induced stupors and lose. Just be glad they didn't drop some X in your Wheaties and gang rape you guys.................well losing 23-75, it looks like they already did.
But at least you're not douche bags.
Next opponent: at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-1)
#15 Ukraine Freight Train (0-1) - Well the Freight Train didn't even leave the station against Valhalla. 13-59 was the final score in their first loss of the season. Maybe the first win will come against the Black hawks up next.
Next opponent: at #12 Providence Black Hawks (0-1)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-1) - Well what a surprise. A CPU team loses. You guys know the drill! There's no use in commenting on a crappy CPU team, so...................................hot chick pic tiome!!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/04Inna/Inna-02.jpg
Next opponent: #14 WMD Pale Riders (0-1)
*****WEEK 2 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2:
Overall:
GOW:
8 Ball:
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (1-0) at #3 Cool Runnings (1-0) = Cool Runnings - #3 vs #4! Nice match up in the early season. Going to go with Cool Runnings in this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Macedonia Trojans (1-0) at #7 Banja Luka Boracs (1-0) = Macedonia Trojans - Trojans willl definitely need to practice safe sex with as many times that they will fuck teams hard this season.
Taking the Trojans...................size XXL.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#6 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-0) at #8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (0-1) = Banja Luka - Well I'm safe with this pick. A team from Banja Luka will definitely win this one.
Taking the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#9 Estonia Stoners (0-1) at #5 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-0) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - If the Stoners get too high and get the munchies, guess who will be the snack. But I think the J.T's will get this one. Lace their weed with Tryptophan.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Luzitian Dynasty (0-1) at #2 The Gods (1-0) = The Gods - Gods look like they are the real deal this season. They brought in the real Gods, like Zeus and Apollo to replace last seasons Gods, like Tim, the God of Anal Itching. And Clay Aiken, the God of Male Singers that Look and Act Just a Little too Gay.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#10 Renegades of Funk (0-1) at #13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-1) = ROF - Don't let me down ROF. It's time to boogaloo on the Crew!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#15 Ukraine Freight Train (0-1) at #12 Providence Black Hawks (0-1) = Providence Black Hawks - Maybe the Freight Train is more like a toy train. Either way I think the Black Hawks will pull a train on Ukraine.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 WMD Pale Riders (0-1) at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-1) = WMD Pale Riders- Didn't like the first loss, Pale Riders?
Well enjoy the first win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (1-0) at #3 Cool Runnings (1-0) - Welcome to your first GOW, Cool Runnings! I'm sure there will be more.
But let's get this shit started already!
The Hell Hounds are looking to prove they aren't the hell Bitches that collapsed last season!
Cool Runnings is looking to mark it's place in the elite teams of Zeta!
It's a GLB Death Match! The rules are simple. You must literally kill every player, agent, OC, DC, owner, GM and everyone else on the opposing team.
You can use guns, knives, kick to the nutties, hair pulling, forced sexual favors and any weapons you can think of!
But no name calling! Let's not make it personal. We may want to kill each other, but let's not hurt each others feelings, OK?
It's a softer, kinder, GLB in season 9.
Magic 8 Ball pick: Istanbull Hell Hounds
27/48 beers! Now that is how you kick off a season! With 28 beers! Battle for Banja Luka, Trojans vs Boracs and of course the GOW, looks to be the games towatch this week! And the 8 ball will give it's pick on the GOW's.
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (1-0) - Gloden Horde completely rolled over the Funky Bunch in game 1.
they should remain on top next week as well. Horde look to be a tough team to stop.
Next opponent: at #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-1)
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (1-0) - Well, here is where it starts. A big win over ROF keeps the Diadochi going and I don't think the Gryphons will derail them in game 2.
Next opponent: #9 Bohemia Gryphons (1-0)
#3 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-0) - ICP destroyed the destroyers, 255-0...............big deal.
You guys should have. So enjoy the gimme' and get ready for a real human team.
Average Joe's should show more life than the Destroyers.
Next opponent: at #11 Average Joe's (0-1)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (1-0) - The Wolfpack seem to be a top contender early so far.
Beating the Stoners 62-27 is a good way to take off. And win #2 is right around the corner in the form of the Royal Guard.
Has vacation come early for the Wolfpack or what?
Enjoy it while it lasts 'Pack.
Next opponent: at #15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-1)
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-0) - Amsterdam crushed the Pale Riders, 75-23 in the first game. Both teams put up some nice passing stats, but the Hallucinations proved to be too much for WMD.
Time to renew a rivalry up next when they take on the Crack.
Next opponent: #10 Krakow Plumber's Crack (0-1)
#6 Kiev Pit Bulls (1-0) - The Pit Bulls just cannon balled their way into the EEA1 with a big splash and beat the Dynasty 66-6. They racked up 700+ yards of offense on Luzitian.
Time to come back home to Pit Bulls Stadium and take on the Lightning, who are looking to strike twice.
Next opponent: #8 Greece Lightning (1-0)
#7 Valhalla Einherjar (1-0) - The Einherpes.......Einhaj.........Einjerha...........those guys from Valhalla, they derailed the Freight Train, 59-13. Getting their first taste of EEA1 victory.
You want another taste?
OK, you got it! The Impalers are up next. So microwave on high for 10 minutes, stir it up and enjoy.
Next opponent: #16 Wallachia Impalers (0-1)
#8 Greece Lightning (1-0) - The Lightning beat out the Black Hawks 30-20 to get their first win. Could the Lightning strike twice in two games?
The Pit Bulls are next so taze those bitches, Lightning!
Next opponent: at #6 Kiev Pit Bulls (1-0)
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (1-0) - The Gryphons just edged out the Wrecking Crew to get the first win of the season, 45-42.
I don't know how many more they can eek out with such a small defensive roster and especially with Macedonia Diadochi up next.
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (1-0)
#10 Krakow Plumbers Crack (0-1) - The Crack dropped the first game of season 9 to Cool Runnings. The Crack defense had a hole in their Crack as CR scored 53 points on them. That must have been a huge, wide open, lubed up hole in the Crack to get scored on that many times.
Reminds me of a time I was drunk in Rangoon and I passed out and woke up with 13 drag queens standing around me and they were all dressed like Barbara Streisand. To this day I still have no idea why I woke up with a sore ass.
Next opponent: at #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-0)
#11 Average Joe's (0-1) - Let's go Joe's! A game 1 loss to the J.T.'s and now ICP next?! You guys could be starting off in a deep hole if you don't get hat Offense scoring points.
Next opponent: #3 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-0)
#12 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-1) - Nice game CoachErnie and the Wolverines played against the Hell Hounds. If you just had tried a FG at the end you might have pulled off the comeback win.
But that's how it goes.
Get ready for the Golden Horde next.
Next opponent: #1 Kazan Golden Horde (1-0)
#13 Vienna River Bandits (0-1) - The River Bandits get their first EEA1 loss so maybe in game 2 they will get their first EEA1 win?
This might be a good game to use the 8 Ball on.
Next opponent: at #14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-1)
#14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-1) - The early season isn't looking so good for the Hitmen right now. Looks like they might be late boosting, but maybe their patience will pay off next season in BBB.
Vienna River Bandits are up next.
Next opponent: #13 Vienna River Bandits (0-1)
#15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-1) - A big loss to the Blackshirts, 3-94. Now we know why you got demoted.
Next opponent: #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (1-0)
#16 Wallachia Impalers (0-1) - We'll just keep the hot chick pics going here until the Impalers win a game.
Don't run out of lotion.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/10Gina/Gina-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Valhalla Einherjar (1-0)
*****WEEK 2 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2:
Overall:
GOW:
8 Ball:
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (1-0) at #15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-1) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Should be a Wolfpack win and a Royal Guards ass kicking.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#10 Krakow Plumbers Crack (0-1) at #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-0) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - Here's a great match up. The Crack are 0-1 and the Hallucinations are 1-0. I'm going to take the underdog Crack in this one.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#3 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-0) at #11 Average Joe's (0-1) = Iron Curtain Psycho's - ICP looks very good so far. The Average Joe's are looking below average. Taking ICP here.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (1-0) at #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-1) = Kazan Golden Horde - Wolverines are good, but we'll see what they can do against the Horde.
Taking the Horde in this game.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Vienna River Bandits (0-1) at #14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-1) = Vienna River Bandits - The Hitmen WILL win at least one game this season, but this one isn't it. Taking the River Bandits.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#16 Wallachia Impalers (0-1) at #6 Valhalla Einherjar (1-0) = Valhalla Einherjar - 2-0 is a nice start when moving up to a new league. Congrats Valhalla.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (1-0) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (1-0) = Macedonia Diadochi - Diadochi will be just too much for the Gryphons.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Greece Lightning (1-0) at #5 Kiev Pit Bulls (1-0) = Kiev Pit Bulls - Pit Bulls should get another solid win.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#10 Krakow Plumbers Crack (0-1) at #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-0) - This one is a good match up. The Crack need a win to get on track and Amsterdam wants to keep on rolling.
It's time to bring back Thunder Dome!!
Two teams enter, 1 team leaves!!
Let's do this shit!!
Magic 8 Ball pick: Krakow Plumber's Crack
25/48 beers! Wooo hoooo! A case of beer and GLB!! It's better than sex........................with yourself.
Lightning vs Pit Bulls! Krakow vs Amsterdam! ICP vs Average Joe's! These are some decent match ups going on this time around. Take the day off work Tuesday and enjoy the games!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (1-0) - The Trojans rolled over the Hitmen, no surprise there. These guys are continuing where they left off last season. Expect at least a dozen wins this season and our #1 team to beat in the early goings.
Next opponent: at #7 Banja Luka Boracs (1-0)
#2 The Gods (1-0) - The Gods beat up on the Impalers in the first game oft he season, 112-0. Looks like their newly revamped roster is ready to roll this season. No more toga wedgies for Pedro and the gang.
Next opponent: #11 Luzitian Dynasty (0-1)
#3 Cool Runnings (1-0) - A solid win over the Crack puts the boys from Jamaica at #3. They came out to show they are not a team to be fucked with. A big game against the Hellhounds is up next in game 2. Don't break the egg.
Next opponent: #4 Istanbul Hellhounds (1-0)
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (1-0) - Getting a solid win over the Wolverines places the Hellhounds at #4 after game 1. The Hellhounds managed to hold them off and preserve the win. Don't let your guard down in the next game. Cool Runnings is up next.
Next opponent: at #3 Cool Runnings (1-0)
#5 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-0) - Well the J.T.'s looks like they are no longer going to be the ones preyed upon this season. Grabbing a nice win over Average Joe's starts them off in the right direction this season. The Stoners are up next and looks like they have the munchies.
Next opponent: #9 Estonia Stoners (0-1)
#6 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-0) - The Blackshirts have come in and grabbed a quick first win over the Royal Guard. Not much you can say after destroying them 94-3. But a tougher team is up next in the first Battle for Banja Luka against the Funky Bunch.
Next opponent: at #8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (0-1)
#7 Banja Luka Boracs (1-0) - The Boracs get their first win of the season over the River Bandits. Didn't take long to get that first win under your belt. But here comes the Trojans in game 2, this will be a much tougher go of it in this game.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Trojans (1-0)
#8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (0-1) - Funky Bunch got funked up in game 1. A 87-31 loss for the disco dancing phenoms. Slap in the Gloria Gaynor in the old 8 track and get ready for game 2 against the cross town rival Blackshirts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
Next opponent: #6 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-0)
#9 Estonia Stoners (0-1) - Word of advice Stoners. Don't blaze up before the game or you will get results like game 1. Big loss for the Stone heads against the Wolfpack, 27-62. Better get sober for the J.t.'s in game 2.
And next time invite some of us to light up with you, dickheads!
Next opponent: at #5 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-0)
#10 Renegades of Funk (0-1) - Big loss for the ROF, 16-76 against the Diadochi. But the Wrecking Crew is up next, so put on the gold chains, the platform disco shoes and pump up the Bee Gee's! I think someone has got Saturday Night Fever and the only prescription is a win against the Wrecking Crew.
Next opponent: at #13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-1)
#11 Luzitian Dynasty (0-1) - Oh man. Here we go again. The Dynasty has become the Die-Nasty yet again. The Dynasty's first six games are rough ones, if you guys get behind early, there may not be a ticket to the post season party waiting for you guys.
The revamped Gods are up next.........................Oy!
Next opponent: at #2 The Gods (1-0)
#12 Providence Black Hawks (0-1) - Well Black Hawks, you hung in there in the first half but the Lightning struck in the second half. Nice try.
But the Freight Train rolls into the Dunkin Donuts Center (mmmmmmmm, donuts) to try their hand at getting a first win.
Wouldn't it be crazy if you guys tied and neither of you got a win?....................or not.
Next opponent: #15 Ukraine Freight Train (0-1)
#13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-1) - The only thing that got wrecked was Wroclaw in their first game of season 9. Although it was a close shootout loss to the Gryphons, it was a loss nonetheless.
ROF is up next and they come to try and get a win and then boogie the night away at Club 54.
Next opponent: #10 Renegades of Funk (0-1)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (0-1) - Here are the first victims to fall prey to the Hallucinations drug induced stupors and lose. Just be glad they didn't drop some X in your Wheaties and gang rape you guys.................well losing 23-75, it looks like they already did.
But at least you're not douche bags.
Next opponent: at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-1)
#15 Ukraine Freight Train (0-1) - Well the Freight Train didn't even leave the station against Valhalla. 13-59 was the final score in their first loss of the season. Maybe the first win will come against the Black hawks up next.
Next opponent: at #12 Providence Black Hawks (0-1)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-1) - Well what a surprise. A CPU team loses. You guys know the drill! There's no use in commenting on a crappy CPU team, so...................................hot chick pic tiome!!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2009/04Inna/Inna-02.jpg
Next opponent: #14 WMD Pale Riders (0-1)
*****WEEK 2 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2:
Overall:
GOW:
8 Ball:
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (1-0) at #3 Cool Runnings (1-0) = Cool Runnings - #3 vs #4! Nice match up in the early season. Going to go with Cool Runnings in this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Macedonia Trojans (1-0) at #7 Banja Luka Boracs (1-0) = Macedonia Trojans - Trojans willl definitely need to practice safe sex with as many times that they will fuck teams hard this season.
Taking the Trojans...................size XXL.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#6 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-0) at #8 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (0-1) = Banja Luka - Well I'm safe with this pick. A team from Banja Luka will definitely win this one.
Taking the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#9 Estonia Stoners (0-1) at #5 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-0) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - If the Stoners get too high and get the munchies, guess who will be the snack. But I think the J.T's will get this one. Lace their weed with Tryptophan.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Luzitian Dynasty (0-1) at #2 The Gods (1-0) = The Gods - Gods look like they are the real deal this season. They brought in the real Gods, like Zeus and Apollo to replace last seasons Gods, like Tim, the God of Anal Itching. And Clay Aiken, the God of Male Singers that Look and Act Just a Little too Gay.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#10 Renegades of Funk (0-1) at #13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-1) = ROF - Don't let me down ROF. It's time to boogaloo on the Crew!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#15 Ukraine Freight Train (0-1) at #12 Providence Black Hawks (0-1) = Providence Black Hawks - Maybe the Freight Train is more like a toy train. Either way I think the Black Hawks will pull a train on Ukraine.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 WMD Pale Riders (0-1) at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-1) = WMD Pale Riders- Didn't like the first loss, Pale Riders?
Well enjoy the first win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (1-0) at #3 Cool Runnings (1-0) - Welcome to your first GOW, Cool Runnings! I'm sure there will be more.
But let's get this shit started already!
The Hell Hounds are looking to prove they aren't the hell Bitches that collapsed last season!
Cool Runnings is looking to mark it's place in the elite teams of Zeta!
It's a GLB Death Match! The rules are simple. You must literally kill every player, agent, OC, DC, owner, GM and everyone else on the opposing team.
You can use guns, knives, kick to the nutties, hair pulling, forced sexual favors and any weapons you can think of!
But no name calling! Let's not make it personal. We may want to kill each other, but let's not hurt each others feelings, OK?
It's a softer, kinder, GLB in season 9.
Magic 8 Ball pick: Istanbull Hell Hounds
27/48 beers! Now that is how you kick off a season! With 28 beers! Battle for Banja Luka, Trojans vs Boracs and of course the GOW, looks to be the games towatch this week! And the 8 ball will give it's pick on the GOW's.
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (1-0) - Gloden Horde completely rolled over the Funky Bunch in game 1.
they should remain on top next week as well. Horde look to be a tough team to stop.
Next opponent: at #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-1)
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (1-0) - Well, here is where it starts. A big win over ROF keeps the Diadochi going and I don't think the Gryphons will derail them in game 2.
Next opponent: #9 Bohemia Gryphons (1-0)
#3 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-0) - ICP destroyed the destroyers, 255-0...............big deal.
You guys should have. So enjoy the gimme' and get ready for a real human team.
Average Joe's should show more life than the Destroyers.
Next opponent: at #11 Average Joe's (0-1)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (1-0) - The Wolfpack seem to be a top contender early so far.
Beating the Stoners 62-27 is a good way to take off. And win #2 is right around the corner in the form of the Royal Guard.
Has vacation come early for the Wolfpack or what?
Enjoy it while it lasts 'Pack.
Next opponent: at #15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-1)
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-0) - Amsterdam crushed the Pale Riders, 75-23 in the first game. Both teams put up some nice passing stats, but the Hallucinations proved to be too much for WMD.
Time to renew a rivalry up next when they take on the Crack.
Next opponent: #10 Krakow Plumber's Crack (0-1)
#6 Kiev Pit Bulls (1-0) - The Pit Bulls just cannon balled their way into the EEA1 with a big splash and beat the Dynasty 66-6. They racked up 700+ yards of offense on Luzitian.
Time to come back home to Pit Bulls Stadium and take on the Lightning, who are looking to strike twice.
Next opponent: #8 Greece Lightning (1-0)
#7 Valhalla Einherjar (1-0) - The Einherpes.......Einhaj.........Einjerha...........those guys from Valhalla, they derailed the Freight Train, 59-13. Getting their first taste of EEA1 victory.
You want another taste?
OK, you got it! The Impalers are up next. So microwave on high for 10 minutes, stir it up and enjoy.
Next opponent: #16 Wallachia Impalers (0-1)
#8 Greece Lightning (1-0) - The Lightning beat out the Black Hawks 30-20 to get their first win. Could the Lightning strike twice in two games?
The Pit Bulls are next so taze those bitches, Lightning!
Next opponent: at #6 Kiev Pit Bulls (1-0)
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (1-0) - The Gryphons just edged out the Wrecking Crew to get the first win of the season, 45-42.
I don't know how many more they can eek out with such a small defensive roster and especially with Macedonia Diadochi up next.
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (1-0)
#10 Krakow Plumbers Crack (0-1) - The Crack dropped the first game of season 9 to Cool Runnings. The Crack defense had a hole in their Crack as CR scored 53 points on them. That must have been a huge, wide open, lubed up hole in the Crack to get scored on that many times.
Reminds me of a time I was drunk in Rangoon and I passed out and woke up with 13 drag queens standing around me and they were all dressed like Barbara Streisand. To this day I still have no idea why I woke up with a sore ass.
Next opponent: at #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-0)
#11 Average Joe's (0-1) - Let's go Joe's! A game 1 loss to the J.T.'s and now ICP next?! You guys could be starting off in a deep hole if you don't get hat Offense scoring points.
Next opponent: #3 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-0)
#12 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-1) - Nice game CoachErnie and the Wolverines played against the Hell Hounds. If you just had tried a FG at the end you might have pulled off the comeback win.
But that's how it goes.
Get ready for the Golden Horde next.
Next opponent: #1 Kazan Golden Horde (1-0)
#13 Vienna River Bandits (0-1) - The River Bandits get their first EEA1 loss so maybe in game 2 they will get their first EEA1 win?
This might be a good game to use the 8 Ball on.
Next opponent: at #14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-1)
#14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-1) - The early season isn't looking so good for the Hitmen right now. Looks like they might be late boosting, but maybe their patience will pay off next season in BBB.
Vienna River Bandits are up next.
Next opponent: #13 Vienna River Bandits (0-1)
#15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-1) - A big loss to the Blackshirts, 3-94. Now we know why you got demoted.
Next opponent: #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (1-0)
#16 Wallachia Impalers (0-1) - We'll just keep the hot chick pics going here until the Impalers win a game.
Don't run out of lotion.
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Next opponent: at #7 Valhalla Einherjar (1-0)
*****WEEK 2 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2:
Overall:
GOW:
8 Ball:
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (1-0) at #15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-1) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Should be a Wolfpack win and a Royal Guards ass kicking.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#10 Krakow Plumbers Crack (0-1) at #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-0) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - Here's a great match up. The Crack are 0-1 and the Hallucinations are 1-0. I'm going to take the underdog Crack in this one.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#3 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-0) at #11 Average Joe's (0-1) = Iron Curtain Psycho's - ICP looks very good so far. The Average Joe's are looking below average. Taking ICP here.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (1-0) at #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-1) = Kazan Golden Horde - Wolverines are good, but we'll see what they can do against the Horde.
Taking the Horde in this game.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Vienna River Bandits (0-1) at #14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-1) = Vienna River Bandits - The Hitmen WILL win at least one game this season, but this one isn't it. Taking the River Bandits.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#16 Wallachia Impalers (0-1) at #6 Valhalla Einherjar (1-0) = Valhalla Einherjar - 2-0 is a nice start when moving up to a new league. Congrats Valhalla.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (1-0) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (1-0) = Macedonia Diadochi - Diadochi will be just too much for the Gryphons.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Greece Lightning (1-0) at #5 Kiev Pit Bulls (1-0) = Kiev Pit Bulls - Pit Bulls should get another solid win.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#10 Krakow Plumbers Crack (0-1) at #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-0) - This one is a good match up. The Crack need a win to get on track and Amsterdam wants to keep on rolling.
It's time to bring back Thunder Dome!!
Two teams enter, 1 team leaves!!
Let's do this shit!!
Magic 8 Ball pick: Krakow Plumber's Crack
25/48 beers! Wooo hoooo! A case of beer and GLB!! It's better than sex........................with yourself.
Lightning vs Pit Bulls! Krakow vs Amsterdam! ICP vs Average Joe's! These are some decent match ups going on this time around. Take the day off work Tuesday and enjoy the games!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
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