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Here is a list of all the stadium names of Africa AA4, complete with some unrequested and unnecessary commentary from me

Lion Conference
Somalia Wasps - Wasp Nest - Seats 41,360
Most wasp sprays cause insects to drop instantly when contacted by the insecticide. Standing directly below a nest increases one's risk of being stung.
Rwanda Riot - Dirtbowl Stadium - Seats 29,990
Used for BMX races when the Riot has away games
Gabon Panthers - Panthers Garden - Seats 63,620
Please don't step on the pansies and petunias
Binghamton Bombers - The War Zone - Seats 39,080
Upon entering The War Zone, all Bombers fans are required to wear flack jackets. Opponents are required to bring their own body bags
Zimbabwe Bulls - Trazer Stadium - Seats 62,820
On the bottom of each ticket, the following is printed: CYBEX Trazer® is a powerful new experience that dramatically improves muscle and mental agility while adding exciting new dimensions of fun and function to exercise.
Detroit Drive-by - Drive-By Stadium - Seats 55,520
Someone popped a cap in the ass of the person who thought up the creative name for this stadium
Algeria Desert Foxes - Panzer Field - Seats 15,010
Marvel at the mastery of German tank engineering
Strong Badia Tires - The Cinder Block - Seats 51,020
Constructed with actual masonry bricks just to throw you off
Impending Doom - Impending Dome - Seats 70,940
This dome will happen soon. Real soon. Any minute now.
Seussville Sneetches - Whoville - Seats 66,320
The concessions actually serve Roast Beast
Rosetta Stone - The Tablet - Seats 36,980
Fun Language Fact: The Tablet in Swahili actually translates to "Rosetta Stadium"
Huambo Hermaphrodites - Jamie Lee Curtis Stadium - Seats 71,720
Still the best name I have ever seen. I have nothing more to say
Taipei Little Fish Rangers - Fish Coliseum - Seats 71,720
Please refrain from tapping on the glass
Pretoria Predators - The Jungle - Seats 38,720
We've got fun 'n' games. We got everything you want. Honey, we know the names
Kenya's Blood Leopards - Blood Dome - Seats 60,920
Better than a puddle!
Swaziland Dachshunds - The Pound - Seats 71,720
Remember to have your pets spayed and neutered

Elephant Conference
Ethiopian Food Mongers - Food Mongers Stadium - Seats 63,620
Stadium Naming FAIL
New Jersey Surge - Surge Stadium - Seats 49,120
Bzzzt. Wrong Answer. Try again
Casablanca Golden Eagles - The Eagles Nest - Seats 66,320
It's spelled Eyrie
P-Town Ballaz - Ballaz Stadium - Seats 65,180
What is it with this conference? Can't anyone name a stadium?
Freetown Jayhawks - Sierra Leone National Stadium - Seats 49,180
Located right next to the airport so the previous owner was able to skip town quickly
Savanna Pride - The Rabbit Hole - Seats 66,320
Do I choose the red pill or the blue pill? I can't remember
Suez Sultans - The Palace - Seats 66,320
One wrong turn in the winding corridors and you find your self in the Harem room... or is that a right turn?
Sahara Legends - Advocare Stadium - Seats 33,740
Wes Welker encourages you to enjoy Muscle Gain™ Protein shakes
Mauritius Mountain Lions - Lion's Den - Seats 71,720
The chaise lounge is fabulous, but the TV set only gets Aussie programming
Rhodesian Ridgebacks - The Pit - Seats 58,890
The Pit is lined with Ridgeback fur, so it's really soft. But PETA doesn't know... Shhhhhh!
Tanzania Eagles - Stadium of the Eagles - Seats 66,320
Too big for the Eyrie, they had to get a stadium
Cardiff Cobras - The Viper Pit - Seats 53,520
If I make fun of their stadium name, does that make me an asp?
Warri Delta Warriors - The Delta War Zone - Seats 46,680
I got nothing... my brain must be getting tired of doing this
Nile River Assassins - The Grassy Knoll - Seats 33,700
The Jumbotron replays have the same picture quality as the Zapruder film
Kilimanjaro Sting - Summit Stadium - Seats 55,520
Named for the well-known Tennessee basketball coach

Thats some funny shit...

Originally posted by Snickerling

Zimbabwe Bulls - Trazer Stadium - Seats 62,820
On the bottom of each ticket, the following is printed: CYBEX Trazer® is a powerful new experience that dramatically improves muscle and mental agility while adding exciting new dimensions of fun and function to exercise.


Not bad..taken directly from the Cybex sight..wierd that it kinda fits at least..i made up the name Trazer YEARS ago when i started to play EVERQUEST.

I saw the name in the newspaper that day and his first name was Tracer so i decided to use it. Apparently the name was taken so i changed it to Trazer. ..i later read the article and found out that he was a serial killer. (i decided not to steal the last name after that haha)

Originally posted by Snickerling

Pretoria Predators - The Jungle - Seats 38,720
We've got fun 'n' games. We got everything you want. Honey, we know the names


haha, thats funny. we took a team vote on what to name the team and once we agreed on the Predators naming our stadium "The Jungle" was pretty obvious. after i changed it all i put up a post in our forum that Welcome To The Jungle would be playing at all entrances and that after each game we would play the clip from Gladiator with the lines "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? "

good stuff. i was waiting for this forum to start coming alive.

Originally posted by Snickerling


Lion Conference
Somalia Wasps - Wasp Nest - Seats 41,360
Most wasp sprays cause insects to drop instantly when contacted by the insecticide. Standing directly below a nest increases one's risk of being stung.

Good stuff! Glad to see this forum is getting active. We are still in the process of adding seats too. I actually added more seats today. We are at 53,960 right now and we will be at 55,520 by the time the regular season begins. Remember, when you come to the Wasps Nest, yer gonna get stung beoch!!!

Yeah the Cinder Block is actually about 63,620 seats

Good stuff Snick...

Good stuff indeed, might have to steal the idea

lol @ food mongers. Good stuff. I dont know why but that one cracked me up

Originally posted by Snickerling
Here is a list of all the stadium names of Africa AA4, complete with some unrequested and unnecessary commentary from me

Lion Conference
Somalia Wasps - Wasp Nest - Seats 41,360
Most wasp sprays cause insects to drop instantly when contacted by the insecticide. Standing directly below a nest increases one's risk of being stung.
Rwanda Riot - Dirtbowl Stadium - Seats 29,990
Used for BMX races when the Riot has away games
Gabon Panthers - Panthers Garden - Seats 63,620
Please don't step on the pansies and petunias
Binghamton Bombers - The War Zone - Seats 39,080
Upon entering The War Zone, all Bombers fans are required to wear flack jackets. Opponents are required to bring their own body bags
Zimbabwe Bulls - Trazer Stadium - Seats 62,820
On the bottom of each ticket, the following is printed: CYBEX Trazer® is a powerful new experience that dramatically improves muscle and mental agility while adding exciting new dimensions of fun and function to exercise.
Detroit Drive-by - Drive-By Stadium - Seats 55,520
Someone popped a cap in the ass of the person who thought up the creative name for this stadium
Algeria Desert Foxes - Panzer Field - Seats 15,010
Marvel at the mastery of German tank engineering
Strong Badia Tires - The Cinder Block - Seats 51,020
Constructed with actual masonry bricks just to throw you off
Impending Doom - Impending Dome - Seats 70,940
This dome will happen soon. Real soon. Any minute now.
Seussville Sneetches - Whoville - Seats 66,320
The concessions actually serve Roast Beast
Rosetta Stone - The Tablet - Seats 36,980
Fun Language Fact: The Tablet in Swahili actually translates to "Rosetta Stadium"
Huambo Hermaphrodites - Jamie Lee Curtis Stadium - Seats 71,720
Still the best name I have ever seen. I have nothing more to say
Taipei Little Fish Rangers - Fish Coliseum - Seats 71,720
Please refrain from tapping on the glass
Pretoria Predators - The Jungle - Seats 38,720
We've got fun 'n' games. We got everything you want. Honey, we know the names
Kenya's Blood Leopards - Blood Dome - Seats 60,920
Better than a puddle!
Swaziland Dachshunds - The Pound - Seats 71,720
Remember to have your pets spayed and neutered

Elephant Conference
Ethiopian Food Mongers - Food Mongers Stadium - Seats 63,620
Stadium Naming FAIL
New Jersey Surge - Surge Stadium - Seats 49,120
Bzzzt. Wrong Answer. Try again
Casablanca Golden Eagles - The Eagles Nest - Seats 66,320
It's spelled Eyrie
P-Town Ballaz - Ballaz Stadium - Seats 65,180
What is it with this conference? Can't anyone name a stadium?
Freetown Jayhawks - Sierra Leone National Stadium - Seats 49,180
Located right next to the airport so the previous owner was able to skip town quickly
Savanna Pride - The Rabbit Hole - Seats 66,320
Do I choose the red pill or the blue pill? I can't remember
Suez Sultans - The Palace - Seats 66,320
One wrong turn in the winding corridors and you find your self in the Harem room... or is that a right turn?
Sahara Legends - Advocare Stadium - Seats 33,740
Wes Welker encourages you to enjoy Muscle Gain™ Protein shakes
Mauritius Mountain Lions - Lion's Den - Seats 71,720
The chaise lounge is fabulous, but the TV set only gets Aussie programming
Rhodesian Ridgebacks - The Pit - Seats 58,890
The Pit is lined with Ridgeback fur, so it's really soft. But PETA doesn't know... Shhhhhh!
Tanzania Eagles - Stadium of the Eagles - Seats 66,320
Too big for the Eyrie, they had to get a stadium
Cardiff Cobras - The Viper Pit - Seats 53,520
If I make fun of their stadium name, does that make me an asp?
Warri Delta Warriors - The Delta War Zone - Seats 46,680
I got nothing... my brain must be getting tired of doing this
Nile River Assassins - The Grassy Knoll - Seats 33,700
The Jumbotron replays have the same picture quality as the Zapruder film
Kilimanjaro Sting - Summit Stadium - Seats 55,520
Named for the well-known Tennessee basketball coach

Get a life man. You know there is a cure for what you are dealing with. It is called women or maybe men in your case. lol

wat

Nice work Snick....keep up the good work...

Originally posted by excalibur143

Get a life man. You know there is a cure for what you are dealing with. It is called women or maybe men in your case. lol

Really? Gay jokes? That the best you could come up with? What's next? Mother jokes? Guess that explains why your team couldn't think of anything creative for their stadium name.

hehehe...thanks for the giggle Snick...nice job

Originally posted by excalibur143

Get a life man. You know there is a cure for what you are dealing with. It is called women or maybe men in your case. lol

Does this make you feel better about yourself now, getting this very necessary opinion out there to induce sidesplitting laughs in all of us? Im near death right now due to laughing...so...damn....hard.


This thread was good entertainment, when so many others (including myself) wouldnt post anything like it.
Good effort to create but not much effort to critique.
There was no need to shit on it man...