Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
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Originally posted by minton75
Originally posted by Anebriated
Chuck Norris thought this thread was lame.
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Originally posted by Anebriated
Chuck Norris thought this thread was lame.
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Originally posted by Snaza
Originally posted by hatchman
Chuck Norris would get his ass beat by Jack Bauer
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Yours is funnier no doubt
Originally posted by hatchman
Chuck Norris would get his ass beat by Jack Bauer
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Yours is funnier no doubt
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it would take Jack 23 hours and 59 minutes to find Chuck and then 1 minute for Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and end the worst hour of TV to date.
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Originally posted by Anebriated
it would take Jack 23 hours and 59 minutes to find Chuck and then 1 minute for Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and end the worst hour of TV to date.
not a fan of 24 are you?
it would take Jack 23 hours and 59 minutes to find Chuck and then 1 minute for Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and end the worst hour of TV to date.
not a fan of 24 are you?
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Originally posted by Snaza
Originally posted by hatchman
Chuck Norris would get his ass beat by Jack Bauer
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Originally posted by hatchman
Chuck Norris would get his ass beat by Jack Bauer
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Originally posted by driftinggrifter
Originally posted by minton75
Originally posted by Anebriated
Chuck Norris thought this thread was lame.
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Originally posted by minton75
Originally posted by Anebriated
Chuck Norris thought this thread was lame.
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Originally posted by Anebriated
it would take Jack 23 hours and 59 minutes to find Chuck and then 1 minute for Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and end the worst hour of TV to date.
lol
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it would take Jack 23 hours and 59 minutes to find Chuck and then 1 minute for Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and end the worst hour of TV to date.
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Originally posted by lucky_eagle_13
Originally posted by Anebriated
it would take Jack 23 hours and 59 minutes to find Chuck and then 1 minute for Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and end the worst hour of TV to date.
not a fan of 24 are you?
Im not a fan of most TV. Seriously though that guy has had the worst month of his life. How many shows can they keep making where he narrowly escapes death and somehow saves the day? Give me sports any day of the week over this crap. Same goes for Survivor, American Idol and anything else along those lines.
Originally posted by Anebriated
it would take Jack 23 hours and 59 minutes to find Chuck and then 1 minute for Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and end the worst hour of TV to date.
not a fan of 24 are you?
Im not a fan of most TV. Seriously though that guy has had the worst month of his life. How many shows can they keep making where he narrowly escapes death and somehow saves the day? Give me sports any day of the week over this crap. Same goes for Survivor, American Idol and anything else along those lines.
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Originally posted by Anebriated
Originally posted by lucky_eagle_13
Originally posted by Anebriated
it would take Jack 23 hours and 59 minutes to find Chuck and then 1 minute for Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and end the worst hour of TV to date.
not a fan of 24 are you?
Im not a fan of most TV. Seriously though that guy has had the worst month of his life. How many shows can they keep making where he narrowly escapes death and somehow saves the day? Give me sports any day of the week over this crap. Same goes for Survivor, American Idol and anything else along those lines.
Ok... first of all, those are reality TV.
FUCK reality TV.
Secondly, this takes place over YEARS... so it's not consecutive days. He's gone through 4? presidents already. No, I think it's actually 5. So this is over 15-20 years (some died).
And I think the concept of the show is fucking AWESOME.
I hate how TV shows always CONTINUE, and have Cliff Hangers... and Keep you coming back to know what happens next.
24 is one season, and that's it. You NEVER have to watch it again, or have seen the previous seasons to know wtf is going on. It's always a new story. Kind of like the Jack Ryan series (Tom Clancy).. it helps to know what's going on, but it's a great story no matter what.
And I absolutely love the tough choices he has to make, and how he walks all over these fucking red-tape pussies. SO much fun to watch. The first season alone is EPIC.
And Chuck Norris? Please... that joke was started by someone in Texas who thinks "Walker, Texas Ranger" was the greatest show ever written. Please.
Originally posted by lucky_eagle_13
Originally posted by Anebriated
it would take Jack 23 hours and 59 minutes to find Chuck and then 1 minute for Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and end the worst hour of TV to date.
not a fan of 24 are you?
Im not a fan of most TV. Seriously though that guy has had the worst month of his life. How many shows can they keep making where he narrowly escapes death and somehow saves the day? Give me sports any day of the week over this crap. Same goes for Survivor, American Idol and anything else along those lines.
Ok... first of all, those are reality TV.
FUCK reality TV.
Secondly, this takes place over YEARS... so it's not consecutive days. He's gone through 4? presidents already. No, I think it's actually 5. So this is over 15-20 years (some died).
And I think the concept of the show is fucking AWESOME.
I hate how TV shows always CONTINUE, and have Cliff Hangers... and Keep you coming back to know what happens next.
24 is one season, and that's it. You NEVER have to watch it again, or have seen the previous seasons to know wtf is going on. It's always a new story. Kind of like the Jack Ryan series (Tom Clancy).. it helps to know what's going on, but it's a great story no matter what.
And I absolutely love the tough choices he has to make, and how he walks all over these fucking red-tape pussies. SO much fun to watch. The first season alone is EPIC.
And Chuck Norris? Please... that joke was started by someone in Texas who thinks "Walker, Texas Ranger" was the greatest show ever written. Please.
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