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DarkVirtue
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This guide will help you Learn to be the best GLB Player and still Maintain the Vampire Lifestyle. Follow these rules and you will Be the best and most Powerful Vampire Player ever!

1.) The tinted Helmet Protects you from the Suns rays.
2.) The cheerleaders are not Snacks, You may however turn them into Vampires to have as your Sexy Minion.
3.) If you have claws it gives you better grip while catching or Carrying the ball. QB's remember to trip your nails.
4.) No matter how powerful you are there are other creatures out there we need to respect. Like the Vallonia Moon Dogs.
5.) Becareful If you see a Group prayer on the Field before the game.
6.) An autograph is Important to our fans, it is not signing over your immortal soul to them, so be kind.
7.) If the other teams does the sign of the cross before a play, They might know your a vampire and are scared, so send in our hardest hitter to flatten that guy so He knows the power of the Vampire.
8.) If the other team eats Garlic before the game, remember we are allergic.
9.) Do not use flight in any play that is how we loose games. The penalty for flying during a game is hugh.
10.) Guard you head when you lower the shoulder or make a Monster hit, If we loose our head we loose our life. Even a broken collar bone could weaken us.
 
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gameface25
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wut?
 
Ratphlegm
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Same question.
 
JBennett23
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EPIC FAIL
 
Billy Corman
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No LARP'ing in the Regional threads.
 
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"Art thou preparing for the battle royale??? It is but a mere month away..."
 
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Originally posted by DarkVirtue
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11.) Don't post in any public forum
 
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Originally posted by DarkVirtue
9.) Do not use flight in any play that is how we loose games. The penalty for flying during a game is hugh.

Originally posted by DarkVirtue
The penalty for flying during a game is hugh.

Originally posted by DarkVirtue
game is hugh.

Originally posted by DarkVirtue
hugh.

Originally posted by DarkVirtue
hugh.
 
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http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=550726

Gain 666 yards in a game.
 
heyu
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Ouch thats a shot in the face lol.
 
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Originally posted by msupoke
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=550726

Gain 666 yards in a game.


Win
 
gameface25
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wasn't fair, game was obviously played during daylight hours
 
Ratphlegm
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Originally posted by gameface25
wasn't fair, game was obviously played during daylight hours


Why the hell would a vampire team not have a domed home field?
 
gameface25
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they were doomed from the very beginning, as Bort only allows stadiums in cow pastures

 
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