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boomer82
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Wendigo's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
 
MF3K
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Would need 100% Strong I runs to break 50 yards rushing on Lake Erie.
 
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Wendigo would need one rush, and without his OLine.
 
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One rush and one of my D linemen would tear his head off.
 
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Originally posted by MF3K
One rush and all of my D linemen would get their heads bashed in


Fixed for the truth.
Last edited Apr 9, 2009 22:36:47
 
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Originally posted by sirallan
Originally posted by MF3K

One rush and all of my D linemen would get their heads bashed in


Fixed for the truth.


Just a snack for Lyle Dovve.
 
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Originally posted by MF3K
Just a snack for Lyle Dovve.


roflcakes
lyle dump is gonna get run the fuck over.

/conversation
 
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I hear in the early 40's after Wendigo came back from world war 2 where he single handedly ended the war... he had an orgy with 22 virgin nuns.... those nuns went on to give birth to the 72 dolphins... the only perfect team in NFL history
 
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It took God 6 days to create the Earth and on the seventh day he rested.
It took God 6 years to create Wendigo and it took so much strength and power to create such perfection, God is still resting to this day.
 
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Originally posted by g-bay-be
I hear in the early 40's after Wendigo came back from world war 2 where he single handedly ended the war... he had an orgy with 22 virgin nuns.... those nuns went on to give birth to the 72 dolphins... the only perfect team in NFL history


normally i try not to encourage you guys but thats classic
 
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Originally posted by driftinggrifter
It took God 6 days to create the Earth and on the seventh day he rested.
It took God 6 years to create Wendigo and it took so much strength and power to create such perfection, God is still resting to this day.


lmao
 
boomer82
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The reason God is known by so many names across the globe: Everyone is still trying to come up with something more awesome than Wendigo.
 
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Wendigo farted once. We now call it "The Big Bang."

Blackholes are holes made by offensive lines that Wendigo ran through with a little too much strength and speed. Whole solar systems have been lost because of it.

The last time Wendigo pissed, it rained for forty days and forty nights.
Last edited Apr 10, 2009 11:08:44
 
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Underneath Wendigos beard is not a chin, but another asshole to shit on all the defenses that try to stop him.
 


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